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This thread was started by myteee at plaza but has turned out to be a lotta fun. I thought I'd bring my entries over, plus those I found and see what you guys can come up with. Happy Insulting!!!!

 

And the shop assistant kept a straight face when you bought that outfit?

 

I didn't say you were shallow, I said at least the kids are safe paddling in you.

 

Is that your breath or is there a sewer next door?

 

Nice teeth, when does the corpse want them back?

 

Are those veins on your legs or do you serve as a roadmap for little people?

 

I'd ask you back but the dog would hate you.

 

You were just a wank stain 'til your mum rolled over in bed.

 

You were an abortion that lived.

 

Did you speak or did the dog fart?

 

Nice to see you out and about. Who moved the rock?

 

I'm not saying your fat and ugly, just not slim and not really that pretty.

 

I have full respect for you, It must be difficult being a tard.

 

I'm not saying you stink, just that i'd rather shove shit up my nose than sit next to you.

 

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He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner. -- Johnny Carson (about Chevy Chase)

 

That's funny HEHE

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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You must have been REALLY bored to resurrect a thread that is more then a year old just to say that...

 

lol, no. I saw one of the yahoo bots looking at it in the "Who's Online" section, so I thought I would check it out.

 

Thought it might make a decent post, so I added one of my favorites. I hope it takes off, as I love funny insults. Oh yeah...

 

 

Blow me.

I'm trusted by more women.
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how about

 

Your ugly and your Momma dresses you funny.

 

Your such a slut you have landing lights on your stomach.

 

Your such a slut the wind whistles between your legs.

 

Your such a slut your lovers have to strap a board on their ass too keep from falling in.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.

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