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lmao, Thank you, Phreak, that wonderfully vivid image is never going to leave me. ><

 

Buuut.. I think I'd be out of this conversation, seeing as how I've never had an orgasm no matter what (ooh, sharing time. >.>). Among other reasons, the meds I've had to take since before the onset of puberty prevent that, apparently. -_-;

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If there is one thing good to say about it concerning DRUGS, WEED and going down on each other FUCKING ROCK, I suggest EVERYBODY try it at least once in there lifetime. Light up a high quality SPLEEF !! SEX is pretty kick ass that way.

 

GOD INTENDED FOR MAN TO FUCK STONED.

 

Sucks I'm older now and kids ALSO get in the way of the fun of it all.

 

Can't wait till SCHOOL starts again in a couple weeks. Won't be seeing me around GF many FRIDAYS !! I'll be... uh.. busy !!:D

 

 

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Last Night I stayed home and Jerked my wood

It had felt so very good

Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door

Ram it Slam it Slap it on the floor

 

It's so great to beat your meat

With the bottom of your feet

 

I have done it 20 Times

I will do it 20 more

 

Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door

Ram it Slam it slap it on the floor

All bullshit, No Business.
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Masturbation is free!!!
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Now here is what you do...

 

If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...sex leads to more of you, and that can't be good.

 

If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian porn site and give me your username and password...:)

 

 

Oh yeah I forget...ever considered Peer 2 Peer apps

 

I hear Morpheus is good from a friend...and there is limewire but you have to research that one

 

I use winmx ,and currenty they are full of corporate hired twats flooding the network with fake files.

 

Well thats your smut rations solved

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Masturbation can be fun though if your the one doing it. I LOVE going down on my old lady (as long as its clean). We bought her a little toy to go along with the tongue action... we named him BOB (BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND).

 

so THAT'S where my friend got "BOB" from. Yes..ever since my mum...ah god. How do I say this..yes. Ever since my mum bought me a vibrator (Box named it Clitty Cateripillar), I've been on the receiving end of many jokes. sigh THEY DON'T REALISE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS. But my friend who reads GF brought up bob (she said from now on she's calling my vibrator "bob" instead of crookshanks)....and curse her for it! I DON'T WANT MY VIBRATOR TO BE NAMED AFTER...your..wife's.. twitch

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Is masturbating better than sex? Well, all I know is that righty gets the job done without all the bitching afterwards.
I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
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Why The Fuck Did Your Mom Buy You A Fucking Vibrator!?

 

Simple...just an example of today's society in action. You know how it goes...

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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anyone who says it's better, obviously never had a good sex in their lifetime.

 

Masterbation is never good as sex.

 

intercourse is where it's at, unless you have a warm hand that lubricates itself and moans.

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What is best?

 

Hmmm I am not the right person 2 answer your Q because I am a Virgin :p I dont know how it feels when people have sex! shhhh dont tell anyone ....

 

Although I masturbate and it feels good I guess sharing your passion with someone would be definitely better...

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so THAT'S where my friend got "BOB" from. Yes..ever since my mum...ah god. How do I say this..yes. Ever since my mum bought me a vibrator (Box named it Clitty Cateripillar), I've been on the receiving end of many jokes. sigh THEY DON'T REALISE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS. But my friend who reads GF brought up bob (she said from now on she's calling my vibrator "bob" instead of crookshanks)....and curse her for it! I DON'T WANT MY VIBRATOR TO BE NAMED AFTER...your..wife's.. twitch
The whole point in this that made me laugh, is the fact that your "MUM" is the one who bought it for you.

 

Whats a matter ?? Didn't know your size ??

 

I'm sure you and Bob will be happy together. You can guarantee he will never cheat on you or shoot anything in your mouth.

 

As for it being named after her twitch, nope, that would be Tim's fault.

 

Tongue Induced Moaning

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They both have thier advantages...with jerking off, I get off once... very quickly and then I'm done and don't have to warry about anyone else... With someone else, I can go 3-4 times without a hitch, but it's so awkward... Women have trouble telling you what the REALLY want... :confused:

 

YOUR THOUGHTS?!

 

 

HELL I AINT GOT NO PROBLEM TELLING MY MAN WHAT I WANT FROM HIM...LOL

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry

 

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

WC Fields.

 

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