Asmodai Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 lmao, Thank you, Phreak, that wonderfully vivid image is never going to leave me. >< Buuut.. I think I'd be out of this conversation, seeing as how I've never had an orgasm no matter what (ooh, sharing time. >.>). Among other reasons, the meds I've had to take since before the onset of puberty prevent that, apparently. -_-; 1 Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
phreakwars Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 If there is one thing good to say about it concerning DRUGS, WEED and going down on each other FUCKING ROCK, I suggest EVERYBODY try it at least once in there lifetime. Light up a high quality SPLEEF !! SEX is pretty kick ass that way. GOD INTENDED FOR MAN TO FUCK STONED. Sucks I'm older now and kids ALSO get in the way of the fun of it all. Can't wait till SCHOOL starts again in a couple weeks. Won't be seeing me around GF many FRIDAYS !! I'll be... uh.. busy !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Last Night I stayed home and Jerked my wood It had felt so very good Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door Ram it Slam it Slap it on the floor It's so great to beat your meat With the bottom of your feet I have done it 20 Times I will do it 20 more Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door Ram it Slam it slap it on the floor Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Masturbation is free!!! Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
CSB Posted July 23, 2005 Posted July 23, 2005 WTF are you ?? The Karate Kid ?? WAX IN, WAX OUT ???? 1 Quote
Mr X Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 No, just poor w/o una chica. these lesbo porn sites are only asking $1.85-$9.95 ahem...from what I hear Quote
Mr X Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Now here is what you do... If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...sex leads to more of you, and that can't be good. If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian porn site and give me your username and password... Oh yeah I forget...ever considered Peer 2 Peer apps I hear Morpheus is good from a friend...and there is limewire but you have to research that one I use winmx ,and currenty they are full of corporate hired twats flooding the network with fake files. Well thats your smut rations solved 1 Quote
TheJenn88 Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Masturbation can be fun though if your the one doing it. I LOVE going down on my old lady (as long as its clean). We bought her a little toy to go along with the tongue action... we named him BOB (BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND). so THAT'S where my friend got "BOB" from. Yes..ever since my mum...ah god. How do I say this..yes. Ever since my mum bought me a vibrator (Box named it Clitty Cateripillar), I've been on the receiving end of many jokes. sigh THEY DON'T REALISE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS. But my friend who reads GF brought up bob (she said from now on she's calling my vibrator "bob" instead of crookshanks)....and curse her for it! I DON'T WANT MY VIBRATOR TO BE NAMED AFTER...your..wife's.. twitch Quote
Crazywumbat Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Is masturbating better than sex? Well, all I know is that righty gets the job done without all the bitching afterwards. Quote I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Why The Fuck Did Your Mom Buy You A Fucking Vibrator!? Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Outlaw2747 Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Why The Fuck Did Your Mom Buy You A Fucking Vibrator!? Simple...just an example of today's society in action. You know how it goes... Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
TheJenn88 Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 Why The Fuck Did Your Mom Buy You A Fucking Vibrator!? You know, I never asked, and I really don't want to bring it up again. I'm hoping she'll just...forget. Quote
sovikolp Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 anyone who says it's better, obviously never had a good sex in their lifetime. Masterbation is never good as sex. intercourse is where it's at, unless you have a warm hand that lubricates itself and moans. 1 Quote
ArabChick Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 What is best? Hmmm I am not the right person 2 answer your Q because I am a Virgin I dont know how it feels when people have sex! shhhh dont tell anyone .... Although I masturbate and it feels good I guess sharing your passion with someone would be definitely better... Quote Queen Of Arabia
ArabChick Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 (anyone who says it's better, obviously never had a good sex in their lifetime) Nah never had sex 2 Quote Queen Of Arabia
phreakwars Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 so THAT'S where my friend got "BOB" from. Yes..ever since my mum...ah god. How do I say this..yes. Ever since my mum bought me a vibrator (Box named it Clitty Cateripillar), I've been on the receiving end of many jokes. sigh THEY DON'T REALISE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS. But my friend who reads GF brought up bob (she said from now on she's calling my vibrator "bob" instead of crookshanks)....and curse her for it! I DON'T WANT MY VIBRATOR TO BE NAMED AFTER...your..wife's.. twitch The whole point in this that made me laugh, is the fact that your "MUM" is the one who bought it for you. Whats a matter ?? Didn't know your size ?? I'm sure you and Bob will be happy together. You can guarantee he will never cheat on you or shoot anything in your mouth. As for it being named after her twitch, nope, that would be Tim's fault. Tongue Induced Moaning . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
GrayGal Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 They both have thier advantages...with jerking off, I get off once... very quickly and then I'm done and don't have to warry about anyone else... With someone else, I can go 3-4 times without a hitch, but it's so awkward... Women have trouble telling you what the REALLY want... YOUR THOUGHTS?! HELL I AINT GOT NO PROBLEM TELLING MY MAN WHAT I WANT FROM HIM...LOL 1 Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe
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