Breaking up is hard to do? WPYO does it best.

[RegisteredAndEducated]

I'm not going into the bad, past relationships... That would be a waste of everyone's time. Breaking up sucks, but it has to happen.

 

Easiest way....

 

say "bitch it's over."

 

Next....

 

say "I had sex with someone else last month, and she's late."

 

Last....

 

say "what had happened was, there were these girls, and they wanted to have a dick sucking contest, and I was the only guy, so I was 'volunteered' to be the judge. Whew could you use some PRACTICE!!"

 

 

Ladies, would any or all of these do it for yah??

[SlIgHtLyOpInIoNaTeD]

I agree with Registered and Educated in saying

"Bitch it's over"

 

As far as the rest of wht he said goes, that's just too much talking

 

If it's over and really over don't waste your breathe trying to back up what you said

 

Tell the bitch to get her shit and block her number

 

Done and Done!

[Happy Feller]

my wife and i broke up easy, she left with another guy and said to me fuck you for no reason other thenm he has the money

[TheJenn88]

.. So what goes wrong ??

 

I can think of maybe a few obvious things..

- love doesn't just "stay", people have to work for it, and not all do. They don't try.

- sometimes marriage is a mistake. people are always learning new things about their partners, and sometimes there are revelations that people just can't get past

- lack of, or heaven forbid, too much, sex can be a problem. Sex isn't just about meeting physical needs, but that of emotional ones too, where it fufils a person's desire to be intimate, close, touch, loved/cared for.

 

 

Those are some obvious ones.

There was a really, really big confrontation in my house a few weeks ago. It still hasn't sunk in..but I've come to terms with the fact that NO ONE in my family can be trusted. It's all really fucked up right now.

My dad told my mum it's been over for 17 years, and was blind to not notice it.. t'was a slap in the face to my mum. Funny thing is, I could see it a mile away before my dad was willing to admit it to myself, and LONG before my mum found out. It doesn't even take an idiot to see that there wasn't love. There was, "staying together for the kids."

 

My mum found out me dad was talking to other women by reading his chat logs... I showed my dad how to prevent them from keeping, and I deleted all the existing ones.

I'm just so frustrated because it's like..the whole house is the demise of my parent's relationship, but it still begins and ends with them. Now that I realize what lengths my mum will go to "find things out.." I can't trust anyone in my family, and I know that's caused some riffs there. (Oh, and I can't trust my mum because I learned that: she's read my diaries and poetry, she goes through all the garbage in the house, if my cookies keep me logged in, she reads my email, she browses the history, she "accidentally" picks up on phone calls, she stands behind the wall listening to my brother and gf arguing, she gossips to others trying to find out what's going on..etc.)

 

My point being is that..some people just don't belong together, even if they are married, or even if they're blood. Sometimes it's all just a mistake, and you just have to hang in until you can move out.

 

Guh. I'm really sorry for going on like this. I must sound horribly stupid. I'll shut up before I get into the bad stuff. Again, I apologize...

 

//edit// incomprehensible typo

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Umm........ Damn....... Sounds like your dad needs to use one of my ideas from above^!!!

 

umm damn.....

[phreakwars]

Well, first you would need to go back to the CAUSE that made him want to engage in such activity in the first place, something went wrong somewhere.

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[fullauto]

I say be yourself... eventually they will get tired of your honesty and just break up with you! and that way you don't have to change your MO while your around them! Win-Win situation

[Msixty]

use the following only AFTER securing all your funds and personal belongings from the bitch in question

 

1) send her off to the mall with her girl friends

 

2) pack all her shit and put it out

 

3) dial her cell number

 

4) if she answers, tell her that all her shit is packed and put out

 

5) explain how its her fault ignoring everything she says

 

6) hang up and make sure she cant call back

 

8) drink, smoke, dance, and be merry

[TheJenn88]

Well, first you would need to go back to the CAUSE that made him want to engage in such activity in the first place, something went wrong somewhere.

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Hah, my mum blames my brother and I, since their relationship died after him and I were born.

 

I don't even think the cause matters anymore. They've reached the agreement to just live together because they don't have the money to split. My mum had lots of tears to shed over it, and she's working on accepting the fact that my dad just dosen't care to fix anything.

 

..Your comment was directed at my post, aye?

(p.s. what's wpyo pioneer? I've never seen anyone with a status such as that. maybe..hm. odd)