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Have you ever heard anyone say that last night they had a bad peice of ass or bad blow job?

I myself have never had a bad peice of ass or blow job. Some is better than others, but, none of them were bad.

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There is no such thing as a bad piece of ass or a bad blowjob. Unfortunately, there are bad women who is attached to that man-pleaser and ass. I've found this all too often in my exhaustive attempt at humiliating every woman I have intercourse with.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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OH,you nasty boys! ;)

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Do you even read the posts?

>_< After waiting the ten minutes to be able to scroll back up the page on this damned computer, I saw the word 'bad'. I humbly don the dunce cap of misreading. XD

I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
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No, I said I never had a "BAD" blowjob. Pay attention.:p

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I knoooww, I'm paying attention now . You guys sure teach one to be careful reading through the first time. XD Thanks.

I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
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Oh yeah I have had a bad piece of ass. Guys dick was smaller than my index finger. Total waste of my time. I've gotten bad oral too. I guess women are just hard to please!

 

IMO, they expect too damn much. But I'd be damned if I ever screw with a girl that smells like something from a water treatment area.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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IMO, they expect too damn much. But I'd be damned if I ever screw with a girl that smells like something from a water treatment area.

 

Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh -flinch-

 

Though, a friend and I were reading Cosmo magazine the other night for a laugh - every issue has a "what to do if you're in your mid twenties and have never had an orgasm" article. That edges out of funny and into kind of sad.

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Ya ever get wasted and pick up a beauty queen.

 

You have fantastic sex, sucking on tity all night.

The next morning you wake up with a dirty old Ho with one clean tit?

 

Boy that

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NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Ya ever get wasted and pick up a beauty queen.

 

You have fantastic sex, sucking on tity all night.

The next morning you wake up with a dirty old Ho with one clean tit?

 

Boy that

I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
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Oh yeah I have had a bad piece of ass. Guys dick was smaller than my index finger. Total waste of my time. I've gotten bad oral too. I guess women are just hard to please!

 

I'm pretty sure that women are impossible to please... in ALL aspects of life

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I have to agree with Angie, I've had the same thing happen and it pisses me off 'cause its really a waste of time. I think if you know you have a small piece you gotta try and make up on some other aspect and now a big dick with no consideration is also bad, not as bad but kinda..... big dicks feel good. But foreplay is important and you gotta work it, whatever it is that you're using not just stick it in and out....THATS BORING!! :p
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Try a blowjob from a muslim canibal!

 

Or a PEDO priest!!

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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