DaMan Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Have you ever heard anyone say that last night they had a bad peice of ass or bad blow job? I myself have never had a bad peice of ass or blow job. Some is better than others, but, none of them were bad. 1 Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 There is no such thing as a bad piece of ass or a bad blowjob. Unfortunately, there are bad women who is attached to that man-pleaser and ass. I've found this all too often in my exhaustive attempt at humiliating every woman I have intercourse with. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
phreakwars Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Never personally had a bad blow job, as for bad piece of ass... well, I've had this one chick who STUNK like bad tuna and B.O.... that was pretty nasty... but hey, I was drunk and it was pussy, so it wasn't all that bad. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 OH,you nasty boys! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Never personally had a bad blow jobTry a blowjob from a muslim canibal! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
Asmodai Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Phreak - 33 and never had a blowjob? You poor dear. Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
RoyalOrleans Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Phreak - 33 and never had a blowjob? You poor dear. Do you even read the posts? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Asmodai Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Do you even read the posts? >_< After waiting the ten minutes to be able to scroll back up the page on this damned computer, I saw the word 'bad'. I humbly don the dunce cap of misreading. XD Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
phreakwars Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Phreak - 33 and never had a blowjob? You poor dear. No, I said I never had a "BAD" blowjob. Pay attention. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Asmodai Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 No, I said I never had a "BAD" blowjob. Pay attention. . . I knoooww, I'm paying attention now . You guys sure teach one to be careful reading through the first time. XD Thanks. Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
angie Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Oh yeah I have had a bad piece of ass. Guys dick was smaller than my index finger. Total waste of my time. I've gotten bad oral too. I guess women are just hard to please! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Outlaw2747 Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Oh yeah I have had a bad piece of ass. Guys dick was smaller than my index finger. Total waste of my time. I've gotten bad oral too. I guess women are just hard to please! IMO, they expect too damn much. But I'd be damned if I ever screw with a girl that smells like something from a water treatment area. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Asmodai Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 IMO, they expect too damn much. But I'd be damned if I ever screw with a girl that smells like something from a water treatment area. Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh -flinch- Though, a friend and I were reading Cosmo magazine the other night for a laugh - every issue has a "what to do if you're in your mid twenties and have never had an orgasm" article. That edges out of funny and into kind of sad. Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
snafu Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Ya ever get wasted and pick up a beauty queen. You have fantastic sex, sucking on tity all night. The next morning you wake up with a dirty old Ho with one clean tit? Boy that Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Asmodai Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Ya ever get wasted and pick up a beauty queen. You have fantastic sex, sucking on tity all night. The next morning you wake up with a dirty old Ho with one clean tit? Boy that Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
fullauto Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Oh yeah I have had a bad piece of ass. Guys dick was smaller than my index finger. Total waste of my time. I've gotten bad oral too. I guess women are just hard to please! I'm pretty sure that women are impossible to please... in ALL aspects of life Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
angie Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Nah. I'm happy with my life (and the sex now) so not impossible. Just difficult. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Vaness Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 I have to agree with Angie, I've had the same thing happen and it pisses me off 'cause its really a waste of time. I think if you know you have a small piece you gotta try and make up on some other aspect and now a big dick with no consideration is also bad, not as bad but kinda..... big dicks feel good. But foreplay is important and you gotta work it, whatever it is that you're using not just stick it in and out....THATS BORING!! Quote
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Try a blowjob from a muslim canibal! Or a PEDO priest!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 19, 2005 Posted July 19, 2005 Or a PEDO priest!!Yuk... Now that's disgusting! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
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