fullauto Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 ... they do wipe their butts... The only thing they don't do is clean any urine from their penis. why? I don't know anyone who pisses on thier dick.. Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
snafu Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 I can Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
OmegaManiac Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 I once found myself in need of visiting the public toilet and Allah dammit I did not have my handy dandy ass, pussy and dick cleaning bottle. Well I had to improvise. Lucky for me, I found a very nice muslim lady who was more than happy to help me out. I simply took her into the stall with me and after the impurities were expelled from my body she was kind enough to suck any residual urine from my penis and then for only a few cents more she licked my asshole so clean that I squeaked while I walked for the rest of the day. Thank you kind lady, wherever you are. Quote
SickOfTheLies4277 Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 If Islam promotes hygiene...why does the guy down the street working at the 7-11 smell like shit and has flies all around him ?? Quote "Trying to bring back the truth which has been hijacked by political correctness in this country"
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Maybe muslims have such clean asses because their head is stuck in the way Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Hey, hey, hey!! I've been using the same corncob for sixteen years now! It's been to Iraq and back with me. It was with me the day I nailed that muslim fuck with my sidearm. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
OmegaManiac Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Hey, hey, hey!! I've been using the same corncob for sixteen years now! It's been to Iraq and back with me. It was with me the day I nailed that muslim fuck with my sidearm. never had the balls to try the corn cob thing before, but I do remember seeing such items on display in my grampa's outhouse next to the sears catalogue. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 never had the balls to try the corn cob thing before, but I do remember seeing such items on display in my grampa's outhouse next to the sears catalogue. Believe it or not, the old Sears-Roebuck Catalogue made great TP. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
OmegaManiac Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Believe it or not, the old Sears-Roebuck Catalogue made great TP. Yeah, I remember hearing the old folks talking about it. Apparently they were very upset when the catalogue started getting printed on glossy paper instead of the softer version they had all gotten so used to. Quote
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 If Islam promotes hygiene...why does the guy down the street working at the 7-11 smell like shit and has flies all around him ?? He ain't the only muslim in the world,so honey,majority matters.Or maybe he sticks coz he lives down the street of shit.Anyway,I don't believe you,coz well you people seem to always have the,''I know a muslim,who's so and so..''story. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
jokersarewild Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Hey, OmegaManiac, maybe they need to make some new Sears-Roebuck-Koran TP with improved softness! Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Maybe muslims have such clean asses because their head is stuck in the way You people are gettin' too defensive,no one is saying you're dirty coz you don't use water after using the toilet(well sort of is).I'm just sayin' it's far more hygienic to use water.And BTW,when we say you don't wash your penis,we don't mean you piss on it.The trinkle in the end smuges on it,therefore it needs a clean. Plus,people know that washing with water is hygienic.My sister got back from Finland and she said to her suprise,that in every toilet,there is a little mini shower connected near the toilet bowl.And Finland is not populated by many muslims. You guys should try using water,it would be a huge difference. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
jokersarewild Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 We do clean our asses with water. We use devices called bidets...duh!.. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
OmegaManiac Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Hey, OmegaManiac, maybe they need to make some new Sears-Roebuck-Koran TP with improved softness! There ya go. Maybe there will be some order forms for some "mini-showers" in the new releases. Quote
pisspot Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Just to point out a fact. Nobody used toliet paper or any paper as far as i know until the late 1800s. What people did before that i dont know. And also i believe japan invented a toilet that squirts water at your but for you. Quote
bluPheonix Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I don't know aboot the rest of you guys, but I wash my hands BeFoRe, I touch my dick. Quote
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I don't know aboot the rest of you guys, but I wash my hands BeFoRe, I touch my dick. I wash my dick BeFoRe it touches my hands! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
Vortex Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 No,silly.You don't need to go to a sink and whip it out.God!you're stupid.Ever heard of a container filled with water.Take it into the toilet and use it while sitting.And God didn't tell us how to wipe our ass,He told us to use water.And piss is vey unpure and inorder to be clean you gotta wash it off. OK since im "stupid" where do you keep this 'container filled with water' now at home i have no question where it comes from.... But in public, or at work...whre do you get this container? I can hold my pee for a good 4 or 5 hours if need be..... but im not the average bladder! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 OK since im "stupid" where do you keep this 'container filled with water' now at home i have no question where it comes from.... But in public, or at work...whre do you get this container? I can hold my pee for a good 4 or 5 hours if need be..... but im not the average bladder! It don't need to be a huge container.I rarely use public toilets,but when I'm desperate,I use empty volvic or evian bottles.I buy water to drink everyday,so don't ask,''what if you don't have them everyday?'' I can't believe this thread myself,but for the sake of arguing aimlessly,it's cool. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Some stories about outdoor dunnies: People in those days were REALLY happy when they got boxes of christmas oranges Before TP, they used handfuls of straw, or whatever else they could get their hands on In cold weather the contents of said dunny would freeze and pile up PAST the hole that you shit in, so they had to break them down with a hammer The community hall in the hick town I grew up in was built in 1925 and doesn't have flush toilets. Only recently has there been an effort to build a new one. People did indeed love the sears catalogue when it was available Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Spleefman Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 You're kidding me right? We are talking about our ass-care etiquite??? First of all I don't wash my hands after I take a piss....unless i piss on them, which only happens if i am really drunk! Second...I am not going to carry a bucket of water with me to the restroom at work to where I can wash my ass! I'll wipe till the fucking paper isn't brown, then go about my day. Sometimes, I try to have those flushable wipes handy, to make sure my asshole is squeky clean! If none of those are handy, I'll pay a hooker to give me a rim job before I go out that night....hey, you always need to make sure your asshole is clean! So now that you know my most personal ass care secrets, WHY THE FUCK DID ARAB CHICK WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF?????? So now my question......If muslims have cleaner shitholes than everyone else, why do they smell so funny? PS>>>>Never had an odor problem...so I really don't know what to tell Arab Chick.....I guess God or Allah, or whoever just blessed me to where I don't stink. That and I bathe regurlary, and use deoderant! Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif
TerroristHater Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Arabchik, Most childrren in America are taught to wipe themselves after using the toilet. It's more cultural to us then religous. I know many people who think arabs wipe themselves with thier left hand rather then a wad of toilet paper. As far as I know, this is true, which is why, in some middle eastern cultures, it's considered disgusting to have your left hand on the table during mealtime. My guess would be this is why thieves are punished by having thier right hand chopped off. Feel free to correct me if I am wrong, but I believe this answers your question. TH Quote I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww. Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter. FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!!
snafu Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I guess we all saw the History channel again. I just watched it last night. Boy we need a thread on the latest episode. Most of you are before me in the time zone so you Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 Bottle of volvic or evian Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
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