Spleefman Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 No...I don't..... The only thing I'll do in a public restroom is piss! If I have to take a dump....i'll go find a tree, or pasture! I'd rather shit in my pants than to shit in a public restroom! Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 No...I don't..... The only thing I'll do in a public restroom is piss! If I have to take a dump....i'll go find a tree, or pasture! I'd rather shit in my pants than to shit in a public restroom! LOL,I thought I was the weird one. Spare the trees....Human shit is hardly a good fertilizer. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Spleefman Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 LOL,I thought I was the weird one. Spare the trees....Human shit is hardly a good fertilizer. Maybe so....but I am not putting my ass down on something that over several thousand truckers, junkies, AIDS infested, Herpes ridden, child molesting, animal fornicators, and butt-monkeys have peed all over 365 days a year! No thanks! The tree is doomed! Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 Maybe so....but I am not putting my ass down on something that over several thousand truckers, junkies, AIDS infested, Herpes ridden, child molesting, animal fornicators, and butt-monkeys have peed all over 365 days a year! No thanks! The tree is doomed! LOL,but Aids can't be trasmitted through toilet seats... You can always put tissue,alot of tissue around the rim when desperate.Or you could carry your own attachable toilet seat. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 You damn sure can get aids on a toilet seat! (if you sit down before the queer gets up) Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 You damn sure can get aids on a toilet seat! (if you sit down before the queer gets up) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Bolshie old Bugger Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 why? I don't know anyone who pisses on thier dick.. ROTFLMBO! Over and over again. Thanks for the chuckle, Auto This forum is really sumptin'. Long time since I larfed till my ribs cracked. Quote
Silver_dragon87 Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 ArabChick, are you suggesting that all people who aren't Muslim don't wipe their asses when they shit?! Quote Everyone pound your feet to this phenomenon. Now, let's make it loud, let's show 'em all how you move to this phenomenon. Roll! Open your soul, maybe lose control inside of this phenomenon. Just let yourself go and let everyone know you move to this phenomenon. Phenomenon --- Thousand Foot Krutches
tizz Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 Toilet paper is a recent concept and far from being a global one. Each nation has it's own technique for "clensing" which is why so many people consider it an insult to offer anything with the right hand Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Morfos Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 Muslims take a bath/shower after using the toilet? We use toilet paper in the west. Quote
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 31, 2005 Posted July 31, 2005 Muslims take a bath/shower after using the toilet? We use toilet paper in the west. toilet paper is world wide,so you can stop there with'' the west have something you don't have''. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Thermite Wielding Troll Posted August 3, 2005 Posted August 3, 2005 Alright, lemme get this straight: A desert people ran around everywhere they went cleaning their asses with water, a premium supply in the desert (Maybe I'm mistaken here), everytime they relieved themselves? Quote
tizz Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 toilet paper is world wide,so you can stop there with'' the west have something you don't have''. So that's why I had to grab napkins off the bar in Mexico. I think you need to do a little more research there. Paper is actually still a very rare comodity in many places on this planet. Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
tizz Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Muslims take a bath/shower after using the toilet? We use toilet paper in the west. And in Europe they use a bidot (ok how ydo you spell "biday") Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 So that's why I had to grab napkins off the bar in Mexico. I think you need to do a little more research there. Paper is actually still a very rare comodity in many places on this planet. Oh come on! I think you'll find one roll of tissue in every country right? Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Spleefman Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 I don't know...but I have heard there are certain areas in rural Arkansas that don't have paper....just stacks of corn cobs next to the outhouse. 1 Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 I don't know...but I have heard there are certain areas in rural Arkansas that don't have paper....just stacks of corn cobs next to the outhouse. OOOHH,that's sad.Why don't the urban areas be more charitable? selfish bastards. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Spleefman Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Because then we will have no one to make fun of! by the way...I think I might have found the answer for highway travel and having to crap...... . . Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif
hugo Posted August 27, 2005 Posted August 27, 2005 There is no need to wipe your ass. Underwear, and a wife who washes it, takes care of any hygiene concerns. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Lethalfind Posted August 27, 2005 Posted August 27, 2005 If your people are so lacking in common sense that their religion has to promote hygeine then OH MY GOD, need we say more??? This just confirms that Muslims are savages. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted August 27, 2005 Posted August 27, 2005 If your people are so lacking in common sense that their religion has to promote hygeine then OH MY GOD, need we say more??? This just confirms that Muslims are savages. As long as they adhere to their racsist, immoral, elitist and facsist doctrines, which is pretty much the entire escence of islam, then "Yes" they are savages! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
Outlaw2747 Posted August 27, 2005 Posted August 27, 2005 ArabChick, you are no one special. As far as sanitiation, you guys are damn close to the bottom so take your lame insult, your ideology, and your book and shove it. Fuck basket. Who needs a religion to dictate proper hygiene? Way to have a mind of your own, you mindless drone. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Vaness Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 LOL. I drag my ass around your living room floor once Im done taking a shit, and hover and shake once Im done peeing... My God told me to do it. I wish I would've read this thread earlier, it's hillarious. Quote
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