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I am creating this thread as a sort of 'battle dome' for the various gods to have thier dogma be heard concerning different issues...

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A person smacks you on one cheeks.... you should:

 

ALLAH: <muslim fills in a SHORT response here>

GOD: <Christians here>

Elohim: <Jew if we can find one>

Satan/Enki: <I'll provide this response>

 

At the end we can have a Poll to see who's teaching is most usefull etc....

 

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First we must fill in who will be answering for each god...

 

-I would like to nominate MJ as the Allah rep... rsvp if you're kewl with that..

-I would like to nominate PW as the God rep... rsvp if you're kewl with that...

-I'm not aware of any jews, so If the position is not fill by the time it starts... sorry

-I will be answering for Satan since I'm sure no one else wants to...

 

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I will wait to post question 1 untill we have rsvps from the other participants...

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im pretty particular to RA myself...tho i dont worship outright....I consider myself a non-practicing Wiccian..

 

I belive in their base philiosophy, yet i have never done any worshiping...

 

This base philosophy i have been instilled by my parents.

 

"An it harm none, do what thou wilt"

 

Yet no one in my entire family believes in wicca...But i firmly believe in it that credo..so of course wicca is my current choice...no matter how much i never got into it....ANd since wicca lets you technically choose your god..I choose RA

 

So even tho my name wasnt stated in this debate...that is who i shall be speaking of...if this topic ever goes past this post that is!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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GOOD LUCK MJ,they nominated You. :)

Hey Fullauto,can't I do a little postin' too,pleaaassssse??? :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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GOOD LUCK MJ,they nominated You. :)

Hey Fullauto,can't I do a little postin' too,pleaaassssse??? :D

AIG, please remember that MJ has a brain. You do not. He is a much better choice.

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

Posted
AIG, please remember that MJ has a brain. You do not. He is a much better choice.

 

Really? and since I have no brain,how will I remember? I didn't say they should choose me,I just said could I make a few posts.Ofcourse Fullauto won't choose me.BTW,could you do it,I really want to sit back and watch you get slammed,even by the satanist.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

You forgot dietists and aitheists

 

For Dietists...

HIGHER BEING:

 

For Atheists...

THE WONDERFUL GOD CALLED N/A:

 

And I know Asmodai, IdiomaticLogic, and Silver Dragon are atheists.

 

I would like to represent Dietism, if you are "down with that".

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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So Fullauto,can you organise this debate and get it started.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

Just out of curiosity, I predict the answers to "A person smacks you on one cheeks.... you should:" will be

 

ALLAH: Kill them immediately!

GOD: Turn the other cheek.

Elohim: Slap them back

Satan/Enki: Hate them and wish them harm.

Wicca: Put a hex on them.

Deitist: Ask him why in the hell he did, then kick his ass.

Atheist: Ask him why in the fuck he did, then kick his ass.

Budhist: Kick his ass.

Hindu: Ask him why he did it.

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

Posted
Just out of curiosity, I predict the answers to "A person smacks you on one cheeks.... you should:" will be

 

ALLAH: Kill them immediately!

GOD: Turn the other cheek.

Elohim: Slap them back

Satan/Enki: Hate them and wish them harm.

Wicca: Put a hex on them.

Deitist: Ask him why in the hell he did, then kick his ass.

Atheist: Ask him why in the fuck he did, then kick his ass.

Budhist: Kick his ass.

Hindu: Ask him why he did it.

 

WHAT A MORON.COME BACK WHEN YOU ACT LIKE AN ADULT AND HAVE SOME RESPECT.ASSHOLE!!

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Just out of curiosity, I predict the answers to "A person smacks you on one cheeks.... you should:" will be

 

ALLAH: Kill them immediately!

GOD: Turn the other cheek.

Elohim: Slap them back

Satan/Enki: Hate them and wish them harm.

Wicca: Put a hex on them.

Deitist: Ask him why in the hell he did, then kick his ass.

Atheist: Ask him why in the fuck he did, then kick his ass.

Budhist: Kick his ass.

Hindu: Ask him why he did it.

 

Hmmm consider this, out of the Muslim posters on this forum, have you ever heard ANY of them even remotely suggest that America should be bombed? No you say? hmmm why is that I wonder.

 

Now how many Christians (you being one of the leading ones among them MRIH) have advocated the bombing of the ENTIRE Middle East. I don't what definition of turning the other cheek you were brought up with, but bombing an entire region certainly doesn't seem like turning the other cheek to me.

I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
Posted

LOL!! He ratted on all the other people's religions.Come on now people,you see that this asshole's hate doesn't only stop at Islam.You have your proof.He dis-respected all religions but his.

 

Ps:IDIOT BOX this asshole,people.You have a reason to do so now. :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
WHAT A MORON.COME BACK WHEN YOU ACT LIKE AN ADULT AND HAVE SOME RESPECT.ASSHOLE!!

 

Hehehe. I thought it was pretty funny. Though I might have to disagree with a few...I'll have to check on em first.

And no. I won't be puttin him in the idiot box, and I am pretty sure there are few other than you who will. You're on your own, kid.

Posted
Hehehe. I thought it was pretty funny. Though I might have to disagree with a few...I'll have to check on em first.

And no. I won't be puttin him in the idiot box, and I am pretty sure there are few other than you who will. You're on your own, kid.

 

 

You need 12 bux to idiot box someone :D

 

"dance puppets......"

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

Posted
Just out of curiosity, I predict the answers to "A person smacks you on one cheeks.... you should:" will be

 

ALLAH: Kill them immediately!

GOD: Turn the other cheek.

Elohim: Slap them back

Satan/Enki: Hate them and wish them harm.

Wicca: Put a hex on them.

Deitist: Ask him why in the hell he did, then kick his ass.

Atheist: Ask him why in the fuck he did, then kick his ass.

Budhist: Kick his ass.

Hindu: Ask him why he did it.

 

No, you have it just a little off...

 

ALLAH: Say there names, spit, then hijack their planes and run them into their buildings!

GOD: Yell at that person to be a christian and hand them fliers.

Elohim: Slap them back

Satan/Enki: Hate them and wish them harm, flip them off.

Wicca: Put a hex on them.

Deitist: Ask him why in the hell he did, then kick his ass depending on type of day we are having.

Atheist: Ask him why in the fuck he did, then kick his ass while, oddly enough, saying things related to Christianity like "Goddammit" and "Jesus H. Christ".

Buddhist: Invite them over for rice and tea.

Hindu: Refuse to eat any more food.

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
Posted
Hmmm consider this, out of the Muslim posters on this forum, have you ever heard ANY of them even remotely suggest that America should be bombed? No you say? hmmm why is that I wonder.

 

Now how many Christians (you being one of the leading ones among them MRIH) have advocated the bombing of the ENTIRE Middle East. I don't what definition of turning the other cheek you were brought up with, but bombing an entire region certainly doesn't seem like turning the other cheek to me.

 

Yes.

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=2728&postcount=11

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=4926&postcount=9

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=4872&postcount=1

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?p=3857#post3857

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=3810&postcount=18

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=4986&postcount=6

 

TO THE IDIOT BOX WITH YOU!

 

 

And to AIG... look what MJ says about apostacy, you dim-wit!

 

If a man rejects Allah by leaving the religion, this is an insult to the entire religion. You first reject them as friends, then, if they try and convince you, you kill them. They're a plauge to your well being and the well being of the nation you're in. They spread things like propoganda and make anti-Islamic diatribes, loosely based on weak/forged hadiths (example; Faith Freedom Internation,) and it is very underminding to the society. Then, you are faced with a choice:

1.) Allow them to continue and pollute others minds,

- or -

2.) Ostracize them.

 

Two would be the most logical solution, correct? Well, yes. But there is a bigger picture. Even if you succeeded in forcing them out of your society, they will either attempt to return, or they will go, town to town, diluting further minds and really hurting the religion. So, the final choice... eradication. It is a last resort, but the only effective one. So, that's why they kill convert-outs.

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

Posted
One thing I have noticed with M_J and most of the time you, MRIH, is that the posts are always backed with info and are intelligent.

 

I hope the sarcasm I sense is real :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

MRIH,whatever MJ says,that's his opinion.What was your point?

 

AND those guys are only 2 and are not even here anymore.

Afghan 2005 was attackin' an individual person not all americans.

Now compare this with the number of people here saying ''we should nuke the muslims''.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
MRIH,whatever MJ says,that's his opinion.What was your point?

 

AND those guys are only 2 and are not even here anymore.

Afghan 2005 was attackin' an individual person not all americans.

Now compare this with the number of people here saying ''we should nuke the muslims''.

This is the tip of the iceberg you idiot! Stupidamoeba said no muslim has posted anything violent... well he's an idiot and you're his little idiot minion!

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

Posted
Yes.

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=2728&postcount=11

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=4926&postcount=9

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=4872&postcount=1

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?p=3857#post3857

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=3810&postcount=18

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=4986&postcount=6

 

TO THE IDIOT BOX WITH YOU!

 

 

And to AIG... look what MJ says about apostacy, you dim-wit!

 

You fucking dumbass, those aren't even established Muslim posters. In all probability they were Christians just making a new username to spread more Anti-Muslim sentiment. I'm talking about ESTABLISHED posters spreading hateful messages. Like you and Cybacat, have you ever, EVER, seen AIG or Jaffer or Muslimgirl say ANYTHING about killing anyone? Well the answer is no. And for a minute, let's assume those posters were Muslim. You alone have said the middle-east and everone in it should be bombed more times than all of those others combined. Once again, HOW THE FUCK IS THAT TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK?! Asshat...

I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
Posted

OK.... Sorry I haven't been here... buying a house... things are getting hectic...

 

We start with the first Question... Please keep all irrelavent post OUT FROM HERE ON!

 

I will put up a question and then the religious slots that are called for... Short posts please... and we will tally it up at the end!

 

#1 If someone smacks your cheek, you should.....

 

Xtian, Satan, Islam... and any other MAJOR religion that has a position...

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

Posted
SATAN: You should smash thier face so they know never to do it again...

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

Posted
You fucking dumbass, those aren't even established Muslim posters. In all probability they were Christians just making a new username to spread more Anti-Muslim sentiment...
Right, and I'm a muslim. ... you deserve the idiot box, stupidbladeofgrass!

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

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