Oh!! My god!!

[bluPheonix]

I think, that God, if he/she/it, exists. That he/she/it, would only want a few things from us. A few simple and acceptable things. One, be good to eachother, treat your neighbour as you would be treated/respected. Two, appreciate nature, stop shitting in our own house! Three, do no harm to children.

 

thats all, see no praying 5 times a day, no offering up your kid as a sacrafice only to have "god" syke you out, as a test of faith.....

 

why can "god" test our faith, but we can't question his motives, or demand signs from him/her/it!! That pisses me off about relegion!!! "God works in mysterious ways" how many times have you heard that line in your churches?? Bullshit!!, when exactly do you call shennagins on jebus anyhow? Oh I forgot you can't, it's one of those unquestionable truths, written into our society thru time, just like:if you hate on a jewish guy your automaticaly labled an "anti-semite", or if your white and hit a black guy, it was racialy motivated, end of story, go to jail.So actually calling god on ALLLLLLL the shite that happened in HIS/HER/IT'S name???!!! standing up and saying, "SHENNAGINS", grabbing your broom and sweeping that idea of "god" right out the fucking door. You'd be hanged from the town hall steepel, and left for all to see!!! In gods name, of course.

 

We need a new relegion, for the new millenium.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Here's my Idea for a new religion

 

Thifolf

THI(nk) FO(r (yourse)LF

 

How it works is that everyone just believes their petty beliefs and they just leave it as that

[jokersarewild]

Sexianity=

 

1. All females deemed "hot" by the appropriate council will go around naked.

 

2. Everyone is to give head to the opposite sex(yes, including guys giving head to chicks) if one so desires to have it performed on them.

 

3. No prayer. It is useless.

 

4. Drinking age is 16.

 

5. Any horny females are allowed to have sex in public with other horny females. The first male on the scene charge admission to see it.

 

I personally think that would be a fun religion. Oh, there is one I forgot.

 

6. None of the above apply unless you are 16+ years of age.

 

There, that prevents any misinterpretation by child molesters.

 

TADA!

[phreakwars]

Everyone should just practice Deism . Nothing wrong with believing in God, but no reason to fight about what God allegedly thinks is best, either.

 

It's what our founding fathers of America were.. And I like being called an American, but I hate being generalized about God.

 

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[Cogito Ergo Sum]

We need a new religion, for the new millenium.

 

 

We have one. You should try it. It's called CRITICAL THINKING.

[MR. DR.]

Hell yeah phreakwars! I thought I was the only one on this site that knew of it. It is the only belief that makes sense to those with open eyes and open minds. It tells people to use thier god-given gift of reason to figure things out for themselves, not for god to tell them everything.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Drinking age at 16? Ummm, no

 

The only thing that teens should be allowed to do is be stuffed in the gulag where they can do the least amount of damage. If kids are allowed to drink at 16, then they will probably be allowed to get into bars. Bars were made because adults like to hang out WITH EACH OTHER, and NOT with little kids. And not to mention If an adult wants pussy, There's no way in hell he should have to risk taking home Jail bait

 

The whole mandatory oral sex on anyone who requests it thing? That exists in society today, and it's called "Rape"

 

 

Males paying admission to go into places full of horny dykes (IE: night clubs) who think the world is their personal fuck shack is ridiculous enough as it is. If anything lesbianism should be outlawed. Once again: Attention to all skanks who think dyking is cool and/or sexy: SILLY DYKE, CHICKS ARE FOR DICKS

[jokersarewild]

1. Since when are 16 year olds little kids? We're old enough to drive, fool!

2. And we of sextianity would absolutly disallow anyone under 18 to enter bars.

3. And also, the age for sex thing applies to 16+, so jailbait wouldn't be there anyway.

4. And the oral sex thing, I forgot a clause. How about a new version of that: If one desires head from someone else, he/she is allowed to put in a request. The requester is allowed to do anything with THEIR OWN body that might make the other person agree to it. The requestee is to think about this request for 5 minutes. If they refuse, then the other person is allowed to ask for a handjob. If the requestee has nothing to do, and cannot make up a plausible excuse, he/she must give a handjob to the other person. The person who requested the handjob cannot use his hands and/or feet, or any other part of his body to force the person to do this deed though. If one feels that they have been wronged, be it the reciever or the giver, they may attempt to make a case to the appropriate council.

5. And why should lesbianism be outlawed? Why can't females express their love for other females in that way? Who made you "God"? And why can't one charge admission for horny males to see it?

[RoyalOrleans]

No more WWJD bracelets, bumper stickers, etc, instead replace them with GF paraphenalia and everyone shut the fuck up.

[Vortex]

1. Since when are 16 year olds little kids? We're old enough to drive, fool!

 

Can you vote

 

Um ill have to disagree. 16 year olds are kids....hell 18 year olds are even still kids. 18 year olds are allowed to come into my bar 3 nights a week. They get wasted at home, them come out and act like little fools running around. If it was reduced to 16, i would stay home.

 

and im gonna have to look into this Deism thing...

[jokersarewild]

Do you wan't me to reduce the voting age too? I will...!

[angie]

And your right to drive may be taken away, too. Lawmakers have been looking at that option for quite some time because the majority of you are fucking IDIOTS and don't know what the hell you are doing and kill people.

16 year olds DO NOT have any business drinking, especially in public. I don't wanna go to the bar and sit next to some drunken 16 year old. I ain't in high school anymore, and I would really rather not feel like I am. Even 18 year olds cut it a bit close. Don't wanna hang out with them, either.

[Vortex]

And your right to drive may be taken away, too. Lawmakers have been looking at that option for quite some time because the majority of you are fucking IDIOTS and don't know what the hell you are doing and kill people.

16 year olds DO NOT have any business drinking, especially in public. I don't wanna go to the bar and sit next to some drunken 16 year old. I ain't in high school anymore, and I would really rather not feel like I am. Even 18 year olds cut it a bit close. Don't wanna hang out with them, either.

 

I had a virtual heart attack in January. I was working, and chatting with this VERY hot guy. (muscles to the hilt, butch, dark hair, green eyes...you know the complete package...). Turns out he was straight and with his girlfriend, who was a drunk mess...but fun all the same. I looked down and alas...NO WRISTAND (meaning under 21)....He looked 25 or older (but good for his age if he was at that age). His girlfriend had a bracelet and was 21, (or at least had a fake)....Before they left he stated "he had school in the morning"...she said fine and reassured him that "once hes in college he wont have to be up so early if he chose so"

 

GAWP..highschooler in a bar, its a world gone mad! He seemed quite mature for his age...but that tends to happen to scared little straight boys going into a gay bar by their girlfriend....but i assure you the little gay 18 year olds act like they are 12....i couldnt even fathom a 16 year old in the bar.....

[fullauto]

Here's my Idea for a new religion

 

Thifolf

THI(nk) FO(r (yourse)LF

 

How it works is that everyone just believes their petty beliefs and they just leave it as that

 

That's already a religion... People call it Satanism

[jokersarewild]

And your right to drive may be taken away, too. Lawmakers have been looking at that option for quite some time because the majority of you are fucking IDIOTS and don't know what the hell you are doing and kill people.

16 year olds DO NOT have any business drinking, especially in public. I don't wanna go to the bar and sit next to some drunken 16 year old. I ain't in high school anymore, and I would really rather not feel like I am. Even 18 year olds cut it a bit close. Don't wanna hang out with them, either.

If you read my post, the one with the list of 5, you would see that I said no one under 18 could enter a bar. And I have never killed anyone with a car, specifically because to get drivers training(required in CA to get a license) costs $200+. So I probably won't start driving until I am 18 anyway.

[angie]

Driver training doesn't make teenage immaturity null and void.

[jokersarewild]

Not saying that it does. But anyone who gets on the road for the first time is more likely to screw something up than one who is experianced.

[RoyalOrleans]

Despite their ability to make great automobiles, Asians are the most inept drivers on the road. Followed very closely by Indians and Pakistani.

[jokersarewild]

Ironic, isn't it?

[angie]

Not saying that it does. But anyone who gets on the road for the first time is more likely to screw something up than one who is experianced.

 

 

Hun, driver training isn't alot of expirience. Granted, it DOES help, but it takes years of expirience before most drivers really should be considered "safe".

[Outlaw2747]

Even when I was a teen myself, I still see them as honery kids. Granted some are headed in the right direction but most are just plain fucked up and stupid. I remember a few years back Nickelodeon allowed kids to vote. SCARY! Politics are bad enough as it is, why have a bunch of hooligans make it worse? And driving? Well there are adults that cannot drive worth a damn but the last thing you need is some drunk horny teens on the road adding to the casualities.