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Mexicans are the same whichever country they come from.

I married a Mexican. And your point is?

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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I married a Mexican. And your point is?

 

Sounds like you fucked up.

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Sounds like you fucked up.

How so? Please explain.

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Victorians are our mexicans. New South Welshman used to be our border patrol. They got paid off.

 

Yep...sounds like the Mexican govt. allright :p

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Morons are the same whichever part of Australia they come from.

 

Cheers.

 

Edit: That post wasn't long enough, apparently. Please ignore this second line.

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How many times do I need to say it ?? Us Mexicans are just taking our land back from you white ass crackers.

 

But that's a totally different topic.

 

Getting back on track somewhat. I actually have it good yet bad.

 

Here in average Joe Nebraska, we have crimes, sure.... we hear about them all the time actually..

 

But the thing about Nebraska is, MAJOR crimes are so infrequent, that MINOR crimes will make up the town gossip and weekly bitch session..

 

Don't make me copy and paste a typical RANT from the message board there with people bitching about a damn kid spray painting a statue.... oooohh the fucking humanity.. you would think the death sentence should be handed down by the way they bitch.

 

I would attribute this to the fact, that even though the community I live in is fairly decent sized, were still small enough to have our cluster fucks of Nebraskans with nothing to do.

 

Take myself for instance. I can open up the window of my office, breathe in a nice whiff of clean fresh country air, look out my window and see a damn cornfield, look to my right and left and see the same, then look out the opposite side and see more.

 

It's very tranquil and quiet, and it drives me fucking nutz.

 

You see, America may have deserts and shit, and yokel backwoods towns, but Nebraska is one of those places where boredom is a way of life... We actually DO watch bug zappers for fun.

 

Since I am a natural at linguistic artistic sarcastic expression when typing, nothing amuses me more then bitching about something I could care less about, and creating some of the most blatant, fucked up, comments I can think of.

 

So if you have no life.... come to Nebraska

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Gearge Carlin said it best........

 

 

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,

For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.

America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,

And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea."

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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white ass crackers.

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Hey!! I resmeble that :mad:

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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How so? Please explain.

 

I made the same fuck up.....got married.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

Posted
Gearge Carlin said it best........

 

 

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,

For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.

America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,

And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea."

 

George Carlin is a stinkin' liberal.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Maybe, but the song fits :p

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I made the same fuck up.....got married.

:p LOL :p

As Larry The cable Guy would say : Now that's funny right thar, I don't care who ya are, thats funny!"

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
Posted

OK for those of you that doubt the fun that can be had in NJ go check out "Weird NJ"

http://www.weirdnj.com/

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I would not be upset if Rhode Island and Vermont fell off the map. I mean what pupose do they serve....really?

 

RI is one of the best states we have....

 

we mind our fucking business, and we ask for almost no federal funding....

We have our own form of government... The MAFIA!

They have been running things here for about 90 years and thier is NO RED TAPE! and that's how we like it... We are the free market zone between NYC and Boston! Our land value is 39% over valued because people are so wanting to live here! it's beautiful, clean, quiet, and mostly ISORS free!

 

Besides.... I own alot of property in RI, I don't want it to go away...

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

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I went here in HS it was pretty cool

salesian school

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Triangular field at Gettysburg is definately worth going to. WAY CREEPY especially if you know the specifics of the history there

 

 

 

 

And I used to dream of liing in Kinnelon Castle. THat place was beyond description to see it up close and walk through. You can easily imagine the beauty it once held

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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OMG I am just playing on teh site. I had totally forgotten The Paulinskill Viaduct. I went there to see a comet (I forget which one) we climbed to the top and had an eccellent view! We also found that if you go to one of the arches (not in teh pic) and throw a rock into the stream at dead center. OMG the echo makes the CREEPIEST sound I have ever heard!!! The area is beautiful, and if you ambisious you can still travel the tunnels that go throung just above the arches. (I was not willing to encounter creepy crawlies)

 

There really are some great abandoned places in NJ. I can't wait till my daughter is old enough to go play!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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OMG I am just playing on teh site. I had totally forgotten The Paulinskill Viaduct. I went there to see a comet (I forget which one) we climbed to the top and had an eccellent view! We also found that if you go to one of the arches (not in teh pic) and throw a rock into the stream at dead center. OMG the echo makes the CREEPIEST sound I have ever heard!!! The area is beautiful, and if you ambisious you can still travel the tunnels that go throung just above the arches. (I was not willing to encounter creepy crawlies)

 

There really are some great abandoned places in NJ. I can't wait till my daughter is old enough to go play!!

There used to be a site exclusively for haunted NJ. Unfortunately, it's gone :( I love places like that. Planning on taking a trip down (wanted to this summer but rather not take any chances being preggo) There's alot of cool shit down there!

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You HAVE to pick up the Weird NJ roadbook before you start out. They really do cover all the good ones!!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

Posted

Here is a better image of the viaduct

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And the tunnles (too creepy for me)

 

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"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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