Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 So what do you think is our dear friend Komrad's major malfunction lately? He sure seems more agitated than normal and I had some ideas about what was causing it. Feel free to select more than one choice and let's see what the collective consciousness can come up with! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Erectile Dysfunction? Nope it works fine Constipation: Nope Girlfriend Dumped Him for Another Guy: Don't have a money sucking manipulative cuntrag. I don't want a money sucking manipulative cuntrag either Girlfriend Dumped Him For Another Girl: See above Peyronies Disease: whatever the fuck this is Student Loan People Caught Up With Him And Want Their $$$ Back: I'm not a student. Therefore I have no student loan IRS "Love" Letters: I already paid my taxes Bad Case of Incurable Jock Itch: Nope. I don't have that. Some of us do clean our balls Hemorrhoids: No anal anneuryisms here. His Thorazine and Lithium prescriptions ran out: What the hell do I need that for? So what oh what is causing this malfunction people speak of? As far as I'm concerned there is none. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 19, 2005 Author Posted August 19, 2005 Well, after some delicate personal conversations and a little education, it seems our dear friend Komrade Vostok Hazard is pissed off due to his undiagnosed Peyronies Disease. I'm no doctor but I told him that this recent picture he forwarded me proves it beyond a doubt. No wonder the big prick is always bent out of shape...(no pun intended) . Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Outlaw2747 Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Yea, he starting to sound like a more intense version of myself. That's not good...lol. But frankly I think that our friend is just feeling more comfortable expressing his ideas...plus note the fact a certain few people pissed him off. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
tizz Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Best damn poll I have seen yet LMFAO Koodos ergo! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
GrayGal Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Erectile Dysfunction? Nope it works fine Constipation: Nope Girlfriend Dumped Him for Another Guy: Don't have a money sucking manipulative cuntrag. I don't want a money sucking manipulative cuntrag either Girlfriend Dumped Him For Another Girl: See above Peyronies Disease: whatever the fuck this is Student Loan People Caught Up With Him And Want Their $$$ Back: I'm not a student. Therefore I have no student loan IRS "Love" Letters: I already paid my taxes Bad Case of Incurable Jock Itch: Nope. I don't have that. Some of us do clean our balls Hemorrhoids: No anal anneuryisms here. His Thorazine and Lithium prescriptions ran out: What the hell do I need that for? So what oh what is causing this malfunction people speak of? As far as I'm concerned there is none. I think you just get a stick in your ass sometimes. Its ok some ppl like that Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Well, after some delicate personal conversations and a little education, it seems our dear friend Komrade Vostok Hazard is pissed off due to his undiagnosed Peyronies Disease. I'm no doctor but I told him that this recent picture he forwarded me proves it beyond a doubt. What in the hell are you talking about? I didn't foward you any damn picture (which is clearly a photoshop image) And you seriously have yourself convinced that I have Peyronies disease. Making up little bullshit theories about me in your mind. Go figure. And as for Gray, I'm not the one with a stick up my ass. I can't say the same about the majority of other users. (They know who they are) plus note the fact a certain few people pissed him off. EXACTLY!!! I'M PISSED OFF BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BEING DIPSHITS. But I guess CES has trouble coming up with a simple, logical reason like that Quote All bullshit, No Business.
phreakwars Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 I Love This Poll !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 I believe he ated all the purple ones. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
tizz Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Now where's teh option for "boyfriend dumped him for a capitalist pig" ? Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Oh, now the juvenile fuckers are bringing on the gay jokes. Why am I not suprised. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 22, 2005 Author Posted August 22, 2005 Komrade...you're missing the sublime humor here...and that's what it is...HUMOR...nothing more. I intentionally inserted "Peyronies Disease" as a choice among the other "tounge in cheek" selections. If you haven't figured it out yet, Peyronies Disease is when your dick is bent out of shape, due to some injury which resulted in internal scar tissue. That is why I used the phrase... "No wonder the big prick is always bent out of shape...(no pun intended)" Do you still not get it... You have of late, been the "big prick" and you certainly have been "bent out of shape" and forget the "no pun intended" which is sarcasm at its finest...of course it was an intended pun! Humor... Come on boy, laugh. I know you did... It's funny. As to the gay thing...don't make a mountain over a molehill...Everybody here knows that Vortex is our resident Queer. You don't even qualify! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
tizz Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 As to the gay thing...don't make a mountain over a molehill...Everybody here knows that Vortex is our resident Queer. You don't even qualify! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! But you are right, the kid needs to learn to spot the humor in all of this LOL Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
hugo Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 He doesn't even recognize that communism is a big joke. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 22, 2005 Author Posted August 22, 2005 Communism...? Not nearly as funny as a big bent dick.... Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
tizz Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 Communism...? Not nearly as funny as a big bent dick.... Oh so true. Man, I don't have one myself, but I imagine that HAS to hurt! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 22, 2005 Author Posted August 22, 2005 Tizz, you post slut...I thought you said "Goodnight" 2 hours ago.... LOL. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
tizz Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 Na I just left chat because the format hurt my eyes Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
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