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your face is so ugly, it is pugly

your face is so ugly, it aint snuggly

 

i like to take walks, at night in my town

but now i cant, knowing your around

 

sometimes i dream, your face disapears

but since that aint hapnin, your face is my fears

 

someday your face might get bitten off by a moose

but until then, ill stick to the boose

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I'll take "A Fucking Idiot" for $500 Alex.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Ok, outlaw, here's the clue.

 

"What person on the Famed internet forum GF, thought that it was useful to start a thread with a poem that had no meaning whatsoever?"

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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Um....ok...what kind of drug are you on and i recommend you get off of it immediantly! It may hurt yourself and others by reading your BULLSHIT

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Ok, outlaw, here's the clue.

 

"What person on the Famed internet forum GF, thought that it was useful to start a thread with a poem that had no meaning whatsoever?"

 

LMAO! Damn you messed it up! I wanted to answer in the form of a question!

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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what kind of lovely bud are you on and my i have some?

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

Posted

Ha ha,Tonon that was funny cos it was stupid.Hell,I applaude you.I couldn't rhyme one word with another to save my life.

 

You're my role model. shit,stop droolin' AIG I'm an idiot.I just had such a crazy day. :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
your face is so ugly, it is pugly

your face is so ugly, it aint snuggly

 

i like to take walks, at night in my town

but now i cant, knowing your around

 

sometimes i dream, your face disapears

but since that aint hapnin, your face is my fears

 

someday your face might get bitten off by a moose

but until then, ill stick to the boose

 

not bad but what the hell is boose? I know I'm the worst speller but should'nt it be Booze and then it would'nt fit.

 

I cheated on my sobriety with some thunder fuck so it was pretty funny to me :D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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not bad but what the hell is boose? I know I'm the worst speller but should'nt it be Booze and then it would'nt fit.

 

I cheated on my sobriety with some thunder fuck so it was pretty funny to me :D

Poetic Liscense...

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

Posted

"ran into a parked car"

 

i ran into a parked car

i didnt have to run far

 

i did not see it in my view

so now here comes the ambulance crew

 

they are going to take me to the funny farm i guess

where i can be watched, i can even make a mess

 

now my face is a mess...

 

i dont know what else to say

p1010226
Posted
"ran into a parked car"

 

i ran into a parked car

i didnt have to run far

 

i did not see it in my view

so now here comes the ambulance crew

 

they are going to take me to the funny farm i guess

where i can be watched, i can even make a mess

 

now my face is a mess...

 

i dont know what else to say

 

I'm simply blown away. clap!clap whisle

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

I ran into a parked car

 

I didn't have to go too far.

 

It was parked next to my bar.

 

When I was chucked out at closing time

 

It was right there, next to that dime

 

that I dropped looking for change

 

to ring a taxi to take me to the grange

 

I didn't do much damage, if you excuse the gash in my head

 

When I got home, my missus made such a scene, I wished that I was dead. :p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

Jesus, what is this a fucking NIGHT CLUB act at some fucking BEATNIK lounge ??

 

You almost need a fucking EMO haircut and some bongos to participate in this very non erudite drivel.

 

Tonon best be sharing the Hooka !!

 

Fucking tree hugging hippy EMO !!

 

Tonon

 

The

Only

Nimrod

Occasionally

Non-observed

 

Tonon, your weird but we like you.

.

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Posted
I ran into a parked car

 

I didn't have to go too far.

 

It was parked next to my bar.

 

When I was chucked out at closing time

 

It was right there, next to that dime

 

that I dropped looking for change

 

to ring a taxi to take me to the grange

 

I didn't do much damage, if you excuse the gash in my head

 

When I got home, my missus made such a scene, I wished that I was dead. :p

 

NICE!!! :D

 

Phreak,leave them alone.They are quite good.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
I think you have more than a slight problem friend, can you come back and tell us what this is all about.

 

i can tell you what this is all about

i just dont like sourkrout

 

if i die before i wake

id like to give a hand shake

 

i used to constantly watch back-to-the-future

but now im pissed at my cousin gerard couture

 

i thinked i snapped many years ago

but now i just dont know

 

im sick of drugs and violence in the slums of bristol

but im really from forestville, but still

 

you might know me as tonon

but some people think im conan

 

i guess i will shut up now

and maybe go eat some cow

 

im not crazy!!!

p1010226
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i can tell you what this is all about

i just dont like sourkrout

 

if i die before i wake

id like to give a hand shake

 

i used to constantly watch back-to-the-future

but now im pissed at my cousin gerard couture

 

i thinked i snapped many years ago

but now i just dont know

 

im sick of drugs and violence in the slums of bristol

but im really from forestville, but still

 

you might know me as tonon

but some people think im conan

 

i guess i will shut up now

and maybe go eat some cow

 

im not crazy!!!

 

Ofcourse you're not crazy.Please write a book.I'll buy it. :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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