Happy Feller Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 she ran off with this guy and we were married for years and i never hit her or was bad to her and i know i'm not perfect but we had a good life, so why do women have to be bitchs like that and ruin marriges ? Quote I am not Phreakwars you fucking idiots.
snafu Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 I can relate big time. My ex divorced me because her father wanted her to. We lived together for two years after our divorce. What the fuck is up with that? Took my kids away and moved to VA. If I get a divorce with my second wife it will be my last! Women are fucked up. Do they ever make sense? Least you don Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
daisypapaya Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Well if it helps, not all women are like that. Some(ok, most) of us are pretty horrible but there's a minority who are nice to guys. Quote
Vortex Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 I can relate big time. My ex divorced me because her father wanted her to. We lived together for two years after our divorce. What the fuck is up with that? Took my kids away and moved to VA. If I get a divorce with my second wife it will be my last! Women are fucked up. Do they ever make sense? Least you don Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
fullauto Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Women are evil... You treat them well, and they leave you for a guy that doesn't They will leave you for a bigger dick, a fatter wallet, but will never hesitate to make you feel bad for LOOKING at another woman... They will make you run here and there for shit she needs or wants during the middle of a huge project, and then bitch at you for not completing it... They want your undevided attention, but won't concentrate on you for a hot second... They ask you to be more asertive, and then cry that you never listen to her when you take charge and make decisions... They want the big house with the picket fence but then refuse to help maintain it... They bitch and complain, and then wonder why you go to the bar with your friends... They don't let you diciplin the kids, and then cry that they run all over her... They don't 'service' you but once a month, and then wonder why you're seeing someone on the side... If you're at all smart, you will figure out what YOU want from life and gear your goals toward it seperate from women... Keep them around as long as the relationship is productive and refuse to be in one that is not... They are the worlds greatest distraction. If you want half or more of your efforts to go toward her goal, and ALL of her energy to go to her goals, then you are a schmuck and you desearve to be exploited... You only have one life to live... don't waste it accomplishing other people goals! Especially while they are out lining up the next pawn... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
angie Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 You guys have dated some really bad women I see! We are NOT all like that. And I am not just saying that because I am one. I am most definitely not like that. My BF is spoiled rotten and he knows it. And I'm not going to leave him for some stupid ass reason. Hell, I wouldn't leave him for a pretty GOOD reason. It would have to be pretty bad. And even then I would try and work things out first. Not all of us want to bail out because we didn't get our way once. I think you guys just have bad taste in women! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
fullauto Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 I stand by my post.... ALL women are evil.... without exception.... Caviat Emptor! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
8_BALL Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Well.... I would have to say that SOME woman are bitches, definitely not ALL. I have been divorced too but she left because I made her leave because she spent all my money. I can Quote
angie Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 EVIL??? Okay-tell me if I am evil: I cook dinner, make his lunch, put his lunch IN HIS TRUCK when I leave for work so he doesn't forget it, run his errands for him (I.E. bank, etc) on Saturdays when he has to work...Not to mention we NEVER fight. Oh, and I've got a HELL of a sex drive. And when he works nearby I bring him coffee on my days off. He's got it pretty damn good if you ask me. Now you guys need to just go out and find yourself a good Cuban woman for yourselves and it will all be better, I promise! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Vortex Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 I think you guys just have bad taste in women! That i can tell you i have never done oh wait it was rhetorical, not literal...my bad Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
fullauto Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 EVIL??? Okay-tell me if I am evil: I cook dinner, make his lunch, put his lunch IN HIS TRUCK when I leave for work so he doesn't forget it, run his errands for him (I.E. bank, etc) on Saturdays when he has to work...Not to mention we NEVER fight. Oh, and I've got a HELL of a sex drive. And when he works nearby I bring him coffee on my days off. He's got it pretty damn good if you ask me. Now you guys need to just go out and find yourself a good Cuban woman for yourselves and it will all be better, I promise! Don't take it personally... You sound like a fine wife... probably better than most of us desearve... But I stand by what I said... ALL women are evil by nature... You apparently have enough will power to rise above that... but most do not... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
angie Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 I guess I can live with that. Thanks BTW. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
GrayGal Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Well.... I would have to say that SOME woman are bitches, definitely not ALL. I have been divorced too but she left because I made her leave because she spent all my money. I can Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe
fullauto Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 See... you're both taken though.... DAMN ! ! ! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
ActiveDuhrectory Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Well.... I would have to say that SOME woman are bitches, definitely not ALL. I have been divorced too but she left because I made her leave because she spent all my money. I can Quote
angie Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Heres your proof LMFAO!! I STAND CORRECTED! WOMEN ARE EVIL!! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
ActiveDuhrectory Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Correction. Root of all evil. He missed an expression there. Quote
skategreen Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 I stand by my post.... ALL women are evil.... without exception.... Caviat Emptor! Even your Mum? Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
skategreen Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Why We Leave You We leave you because of the sox. Yes, it really does matter. Not just that you leave them laying about, but you also take them off wet or sweaty, inside out in a ball, and leave them crusting. You never do laundry, so we have to constantly pick up these Grody balls of stink, turn them around, wash, dry and put them away. You think it's magic. It ain't. It's work. We leave you because of the empty cracker boxes. You think a box of crackers is a late night snack. You eat the entire box the first day it's home from the grocery store and don't pause for one fricken minute to think that maybe someone else might want some. You then put the empty box back in the cupboard. You don't huck it out and add it to the grocery list, - Christ - you've never added anything to the grocery list. Do you even know what it is? It's not just the crackers either. It's also the chips, the cereal, anything with a gram of sugar in it or anything that might be nice to eat - it's all consumed in a gulp and if it has a box you can be damn sure it will be in the cupboard/fridge/freezer empty. We leave you because you get fat. All those crackers and chips go to your ass and gut. It's not just that you look as appealing as a beached whale after 3 days of Florida Sun, we're also protesting the double standard that somehow your fat ugly gut hanging over your belt is more socially acceptable than the 4 pounds we put on. We fuckin hate that. We leave you because we're fuckin sick and tired of hearing about football, baseball, basketball, golf, curling and anything else on TV that involves uniforms and mascots. If you played this shit it wouldn't be so bad because at least then you wouldn't be so goddamn fat. You know the stats of 356 players and games for the last 45 years but you can't remember our birthday? Your precious sports figure will never make you breakfast. Your priorities are way off base. See? You even got me saying shit like "off base". Why the fuck do I know what the infield fly rule is? How'd that happen? We leave you because you're gross. Your crypt breath could be handled with a little brushing, your beard hairs from shaving don't add class to the bathroom sink. How do you think they disappear every day? It ain't the fuckin bathroom fairy, I'll tell ya that much. You don't clean the toilet - ever. You are a fuckin fraidy cat and can't even clean a toilet. You can only decorate it with your leavings. Putting a new roll of TP on the spindle is beyond your mechanical ability. You can barely manage to find a roll and leave it on the sink edge, wet from your splashings. We leave you because you can't cook. Your idea of cooking is that "one special meal" you are so goddamn proud of, and let me tell you, it ain't so special anyway. Frozen pizzas and nachos don't constitute cooking. You have no clue how to make gravy and what's more, you've eaten 18 gallons of it and haven't given a thought to even trying. We leave you because you don't listen. You're not really interested in one goddamn thing we say and we can tell by the way your eyes glaze over after 2 sentences. You never remember what we say because you didn't listen the first time - or the second time. This leads to you coming out with a question about something we just told you about 10 minutes earlier. We feel invisible and sometimes have to go look in the mirror to see if we still exist. We leave you because you're a lousy lay. Your small dick is a disappointment in itself but couple that with the fact that it's a "hair trigger thimble" - why bother. Sometimes we like to get up with a rash between our should blades, picking hay outta our hair. We leave you because you cheat. If we actually want to be stabbed in the back we'll find a crack head and piss him off really badly. It's less painful to be betrayed by someone you haven't nursed through the flu. We leave you because we realize that all we need to do is start taking out the garbage and suddenly now we ARE doing everything, and hell, we can do that alone. Now... Sometimes we run into you and you don't cheat, you not only don't put empty boxes, back but you know how to buy groceries, and you're willing to learn to cook. You do quite well! You listen better than a lot of girlfriends, you take interest in us, and damn, you're pretty funny too! You're workin on that gut and really trying. You bring us gifts and small sweet treats. You leave sweet notes about. You truly want to get to know our family, and you're nice to them! You're true as true can be... But you're a lousy lay So we leave you. Yep. We're bitches! 1 Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
ActiveDuhrectory Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 To sum it up in a few words. You love to leave us because your entire life revolves around games. You play the games, grow tired, and move to the next game. And guess what? You cheat like a mofo. So sneaky. IMO its a love hate relationship. Quote
TheJenn88 Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 The world would just be so much better off if it were gay. Quote
ActiveDuhrectory Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Motion Denied. As much shit as I talk, I gotta have my kitty cat. I dont do the dirt road thing. And also, what about procreation? Quote
snafu Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 EVIL??? Okay-tell me if I am evil: I cook dinner, make his lunch, put his lunch IN HIS TRUCK when I leave for work so he doesn't forget it, run his errands for him (I.E. bank, etc) on Saturdays when he has to work...Not to mention we NEVER fight. Oh, and I've got a HELL of a sex drive. And when he works nearby I bring him coffee on my days off. He's got it pretty damn good if you ask me. Now you guys need to just go out and find yourself a good Cuban woman for yourselves and it will all be better, I promise! How long have you been together? When the honeymoon is over so will his hot meals and fixed lunches! But as I've stated in other posts, you can't stigmatize all races and genders. So not all women are bad. I've had some really nice girl friends. And both wife's started out great. I guess the saying women from Venus and men are from mars isn't to far off. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
angie Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 A little bit over a year. And the meals will never end. I've always liked to cook. I learned how to as soon as I was tall enough to reach the stove. And when I lived with my parents, I used to cook dinner 2-3 times a week. It's something I like to do. I like to cook for people. Runs in the family. And why does it have to end? My mom has been married to my step-dad for 9 years and she still cooks dinner even when my brother isn't home . I like treating the people I care about well. That will never change! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
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