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Who said it was a joke?

 

oh...then i apologize for giving you the benefit of the doubt....

 

Should i say fuck you? Should i say "ignorant mutherfucker" under my breath?

Should i say "poor dumb pothead"? Should i say "perhaps i should get tested, the oracle has spoken"? Maybe, just maybe, i should say "fuck it"

 

instead....ill just stare at my screen blankly and move on....

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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oh...then i apologize for giving you the benefit of the doubt....
Are you hitting on me?

 

Should i say fuck you?
You are hitting on me!

 

Should i say "ignorant mutherfucker" under my breath?

I'm smart enough not to drink infected cum.

Should i say "poor dumb pothead"?
I might smoke weeds, but I don't smoke poles.

Maybe, just maybe, i should say "fuck it"

What is "It"? A brown quivering bunghole?

instead....ill just stare at my screen blankly and move on....
Is it true that men turn gay after their daddies rape them?
i am sofa king we todd did.
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Are you hitting on me?

 

You are hitting on me!

nope...just because you think you are hot...doesnt mean everyone else does

I'm smart enough not to drink infected cum.

Hey we have something in common.....but im curious, what kind of cum do you drink? i heard that if you eat certain kinds of food it tastes differently...since i dont eat it and you eat any that isnt infected id love to know what they taste like :)

I might smoke weeds, but I don't smoke poles.

man i hear ya, the dandelion is quite all the rage....weeds huh?

What is "It"? A brown quivering bunghole?

most fags i know keep the shit clean (pardon the pun)...but ill paint you a picture....it looks exactly the same as all the straight porn out there where the dude cornholes the chick.....comprende?

Is it true that men turn gay after their daddies rape them?

shrug i dunno...i cant speak from experience....so you tell me how your dad felt from behind...id love to know, we could even write a story on a sleazy online story fetish forum somewhere....it would be quite hot....

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-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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....it looks exactly the same as all the straight porn out there where the dude cornholes the chick.....comprende?

I'm no fan of ass sex, regardless of gender.

...just because you think you are hot...doesnt mean everyone else does
Yes it does.

Hey we have something in common.....but im curious, what kind of cum do you drink?
Filtered. All the impurities are subtracted. Granted, you got me on that one.

so you tell me how your dad felt from behind...
It was purely consensual petting. No penetration. This is why I am so well adjusted.
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LOL out loud!

 

That's a bit redundant, isn't it? LOL stands for Laugh Out Loud, so they made you Laugh Out Loud out loud.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Vortex and Johny5- You are both sick bastards. rep to you both for making me LOL out loud!

 

Not my fault hes a straightaphobic.

 

LEGALIZE STRAIGHT MARRIAGE !!!!!!!!!!

i am sofa king we todd did.
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That's a bit redundant, isn't it? LOL stands for Laugh Out Loud, so they made you Laugh Out Loud out loud.

 

 

He's missing Lethal.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

Posted
He's missing Lethal.

 

Interesting...

 

 

 

I couldn't resist

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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That's a bit redundant, isn't it? LOL stands for Laugh Out Loud, so they made you Laugh Out Loud out loud.

 

It's a joke from the tv show Monk. :)

I'm trusted by more women.
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Guh, heterosexuality is considered a taboo that only perverts and bigots engage in

 

Yeah, basically if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend and are dedicated to that person, you are called a whipped pussy, or a loser, or any other unwarranted pejorative term. Today's society supports being a slut or man whore.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Everytime I close my eyes, I see Vorty and CES taunting me with "Hey, buddy!" or "Oooo... make it hurt so good." calls.

 

You poor thing.

 

However, if the sexually charged 'fighting' going on in this thread is anything to judge by, I think it's much more likely to be Vortex and Jhony in that car.

 

Take a closer look - if you dare.

 

Keep your eyes peeled for a sideways fitted baseball cap, a furtive posture, and a tortured "does this make me gay?" expression.

 

And then listen for something similar to the following:

 

"I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. Don't look at me! I'm not that way inclined, I just need to go to the toilet. Whoa, what are you doing? Don't. Stop! No, don't ...... wait ...... what ...... uh, uh, ok, just a little to the left. Oh yeah.

 

I'm sorry Jesus!"

 

Awwww I feel so special :D

 

You are special!!!

 

Spring's here. I hate being in the house-I'm almost always somewhere other than home, preferably outdoors, doing something fun with the kid. Wedding in six months is going to kill me, I swear. If I didn't have the reception booked and my dress purchased, I swear I'd just go to the courthouse, get our marriage license, and head to my good friend Dave's house (he's a JOP) have a quick civil ceremony, have a few beers and some chicken rice soup, and call it a day. Wedding planning is a royal pain in the ass.

 

Angie - if you ever bother to login again, and happen to read this:

 

I had no idea you were getting married - belated congratulations! Best of luck with your wedding, though I must say that the beer and chicken rice soup sounds like a better option to me, too.

 

I was actually missed. How sweet.

 

Your naturally derisive nature often causes me to pause and wonder if you're being condescending when in actuality you're probably saying something nice.

 

Well, you know me... I'm not selfish, though; I let the professor have a feel once in a while, too.

 

Hey, whatever it takes to graduate top of the class. I hear you, girl.

 

Actually, I explained my absence in another thread.

 

I just read it. Very sorry for your loss, but it is nice to see your inimitable posting style peppered around the forum again.

 

Now Anna seems to be missing. Such a short attention span.:rolleyes:

 

I'll often go missing offline for varying periods of time, but it has nothing to do with my attention span.

 

I think about you all constantly - I'm just a slave to capitalism.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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You poor thing.

 

However, if the sexually charged 'fighting' going on in this thread is anything to judge by, I think it's much more likely to be Vortex and Jhony in that car.

 

Take a closer look - if you dare.

 

Keep your eyes peeled for a sideways fitted baseball cap, a furtive posture, and a tortured "does this make me gay?" expression.

 

And then listen for something similar to the following:

 

"I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. Don't look at me! I'm not that way inclined, I just need to go to the toilet. Whoa, what are you doing? Don't. Stop! No, don't ...... wait ...... what ...... uh, uh, ok, just a little to the left. Oh yeah.

 

I'm sorry Jesus!"

 

 

Shillelaghs! I tell ya! Shillelaghs! You must be fending off all the male suiters with shillelaghs.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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You making fun of me, Rizz?

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
If I jest, I jest with honey. For what is fun without honey?

 

It's just not sticky, Kenicky.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Shillelaghs! I tell ya! Shillelaghs! You must be fending off all the male suiters with shillelaghs.

 

It's just not sticky, Kenicky.

 

Are you guys talking english? Or are you just fuckin with my head?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Are you guys talking english? Or are you just fuckin with my head?

 

He's trying to tease me with honey, but all I'm interested in is Grease.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.

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