builder Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 Matriarchal societies are the very reason why we don't still live in holes in the ground and grunt like apes, but that's a whole other topic. The humanoid male scrotum is one of the weirdest biological devices I have ever seen, and I have one, so I feel fully qualified to comment. Touch it, and it moves. It's weird man. Fall ill, and it looks so sad. Miss out on sex for a while, and it lets you know all about it. I mean, if there is a god, he's just as bent as I am. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
tizz Posted August 25, 2005 Author Posted August 25, 2005 Matriarchal societies are the very reason why we don't still live in holes in the ground and grunt like apes, but that's a whole other topic. The humanoid male scrotum is one of the weirdest biological devices I have ever seen, and I have one, so I feel fully qualified to comment. Touch it, and it moves. It's weird man. Fall ill, and it looks so sad. Miss out on sex for a while, and it lets you know all about it. I mean, if there is a god, he's just as bent as I am. LMAO Finally a man who is willing to admit the otrocity that is the ballsack.. I mean WTF??? My best friend and I have spent some time discussing it trying to figure out what's up with that thing. Go down and that thing has the ability to turn a girl off faster than teh lights went out in NYC in the summer of '77 Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 LMAO Finally a man who is willing to admit the otrocity that is the ballsack.. I mean WTF??? My best friend and I have spent some time discussing it trying to figure out what's up with that thing. Go down and that thing has the ability to turn a girl off faster than teh lights went out in NYC in the summer of '77 Arrggg... I'll take my beautiful ball sack any day in comparison to those nasty pussy lips! . What is it with those things anyway? I've been around some that could qualify as wings, and others that were so non-existant as to make a 40 year old women appear to be a prepubescent teen...Nasty nasty nasty... [attach=full]331[/attach] [attach=full]332[/attach] Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
tizz Posted August 25, 2005 Author Posted August 25, 2005 At least that sack is bald and not all wrinkled up. I mean either grow hair or don't, and at least the lips are (at least in my case) hidden behind a nice fur coat Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 At least that sack is bald and not all wrinkled up. I mean either grow hair or don't, and at least the lips are (at least in my case) hidden behind a nice fur coat LMAOROTF! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
OmegaManiac Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 Funny stuff!!!!! However nobody has yet touched on the other obvious flaw that would undoubtedly be the undoing of any globally enjoyed bliss that could result from a matriarchal social structure............come on you know where I'm going with this................that friend of the femme that comes to visit every month. The emotional turmoil that would change all of the sensitive and careing women in power into blood thirsty vengeful demons would surely lead to the destruction of the planet via nuclear devastation. PMS is a killer, and should always be feared if not respected. Quote
builder Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 Funny stuff!!!!! However nobody has yet touched on the other obvious flaw that would undoubtedly be the undoing of any globally enjoyed bliss that could result from a matriarchal social structure............come on you know where I'm going with this................that friend of the femme that comes to visit every month. The emotional turmoil that would change all of the sensitive and careing women in power into blood thirsty vengeful demons would surely lead to the destruction of the planet via nuclear devastation. PMS is a killer, and should always be feared if not respected. Exactly OM(late edit). That is why the best of the matriarchal societies had females as heads of state, and males as movers and shakers. Makes sense to this bloke. The Peace Maker travelled among the Iroquois for many years, spreading his message of peace, unity and the power of the good mind. Oral history says that it may have taken him forty some years to reach everyone. Born of a Huron woman who was still a virgin, the Peace Maker, grew rapidly and one day announced that he had to journey forth to deliver a message from the Creator. He selected a white stone canoe to carry him to the Iroquois as proof of the power of his message. But he was met with much skepticism and the men that he came across refused to listen to him. After Jikohnsaseh rejuvenated his spirit, he continued and was able to persuade fifty leaders to receive his message. He gathered them together and recited the passages of the Great Law of Peace. He assigned duties to each of the leaders. To honor the role of Jikohnsaseh, he selected women as the Clan Mothers, to lead the family clans and select the male chiefs. Women were given the right to the chief's titles and the power to remove dissident chiefs. Jikohnsaseh, by hearing of her actions, taught me to respect women and honor their role. Women are the connection to the earth and have the responsibility for the future of the nation. Men will want to fight. Women know the true price of war and must encourage the chiefs to seek a peaceful resolution. So very fucking true. http://sixnations.buffnet.net/Great_Law_of_Peace/ Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
builder Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 LMAO Finally a man who is willing to admit the otrocity that is the ballsack.. I mean WTF??? My best friend and I have spent some time discussing it trying to figure out what's up with that thing. Go down and that thing has the ability to turn a girl off faster than teh lights went out in NYC in the summer of '77 It's not an atrocity tizzy. After all, you were swimming around inside one once. LOL The reason why our gonads are hanging there is to cool down the situation. You lasses have your gonads hiding way up inside. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 A compromise... Women rule the world... Men rule the remote control! . Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
GrayGal Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 Yall wouldnt know what to do if you had that sorta power. And why is the anatomy of both sexes coming up anyways, no one complains when they all "MEET"....Who cares after a while what the shit looks like..all functions the same... Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe
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