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I am stealing this from my best friend (credit to MALR)

 

I found a pebble in a bucket,

So I picked it up and flung it,

It hit my best friend,

But it was the pebble's fault.

 

 

YA I know it suc but we have been giggling over it for 15 years

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I am stealing this from my best friend (credit to MALR)

 

I found a pebble in a bucket,

So I picked it up and flung it,

It hit my best friend,

But it was the pebble's fault.

 

 

YA I know it suc but we have been giggling over it for 15 years

 

 

I have no idea why. :rolleyes:

 

I guess you just had to be there. Or something.

 

The Pebble's Fault

 

Torturous

Howling

Eminence

Pervading

Everything.

Biblical

Bourses

Lingering

Endearingly.

Suspended

Faith

Attracts

Uncertain

Learning

Times.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
Sometimes

my

only

kind

entity

withers

endless

exhaustion

daily

and

notley

demands

demented

rioting

instigated

notoriously

killing

belated

entertainment

extracting

retardation

.

.

 

Bravo bravo.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

Amazing

Unique

Tenderness

Unrivaled

Making (you)

Number (1)

 

 

 

I love you!!!!!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

Posted

Spring: (It's springtime here Tizzie)

 

Surging,

Promiscuously

Rising,

Indomitable

Natural

Growth.

 

I love springtime. ;)

 

Hey Tizz, what's with the persecution program? You have no rep points, no paid member status, and a fucked-up handle saying you are no longer welcome here. WTF???????????

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

This post is in reply to one from Tizz that was deleted.

 

Strangley, my reply now does not make sense. Shit happens.

 

 

 

Ah that's better. :)

 

Anytime

Hateful

Testy

Have-been's

Attack

Tizz,

Soldier

Builder

Enters

The

Theatre (stage left)

Exiting

Right.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

And now you're in the box? What for? What gives?

 

I am an idiot.

 

Insecure

Amateurish

Moderation

Angers

Normal

Individuals.

Disciplinary

Instances

Overtly

Tyrranical.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
God I love you builder LMAO

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

Posted
God I love you builder LMAO

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! :D :mad: :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Hey, AIG. I'm an Aussie. We get mighty pissed off at tyrants. ;)

 

Yeah :rolleyes: don't forget to Tip tizzy,you cheat!! runs to bedroom :p

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
But Sweetheart, I closed my eyes and thought of you. :p

 

Urgh!!! That makes me feel so much better!!! picks up fishing rod and rams it up buidy's arse)!!! Not your best fishing spot huh buildy? ;)

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Urgh!!! That makes me feel so much better!!! picks up fishing rod and rams it up buidy's arse)!!! Not your best fishing spot huh buildy? ;)

 

Youch. :eek: That hurts. AIG, I will back Tizz all the way on this one.

 

That don't mean I'm two-timing you, Sweetheart. Now kindly remove that fishing rod. Gently now. :D

 

You could have taken the hooks off first, grumble, ouch, bugger me, Yowza.

 

:p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
LMAO!! There were hooks? :confused: Fishing has more to it than I thought. scratches head :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

Scratches Head: For Tizz.

 

Severely

Crotchety

Rationales

Amuse

Try-hard

Contradictory

Heads-of-state.

 

Everyone

Stood-firm,

Heralding

Exalting

Actions

Decidedly.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
LMAO!! There were hooks? :confused: Fishing has more to it than I thought. scratches head :D

 

 

Fishing is an artform that can never be fully learned, AIG. There are more ways to go fishing than you (or I) could imagine.

 

I'd love to teach you how to fish. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
Fishing is an artform that can never be fully learned, AIG. There are more ways to go fishing than you (or I) could imagine.

 

I'd love to teach you how to fish. ;)

 

Yeah,the only thing you'll be fishing for from now on is FISH!!!! Fish elsewhere,Tizz may accomodate you! slams door in his face! :p

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Yeah,the only thing you'll be fishing for from now on is FISH!!!! Fish elsewhere,Tizz may accomodate you! slams door in his face! :p

 

Oh, but Sweetheart, I was always gonna be fishing for you. :D

 

Tizz is married, Darling.

;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
Tizz is married, Darling.

;)

 

THAT DIDN'T STOP YOU!!!!!

 

Tell me,what has she got that I don't have! sob

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
THAT DIDN'T STOP YOU!!!!!

 

Tell me,what has she got that I don't have! sob

 

 

LMAO. Tizz was in trubs, so I chipped in.

 

You're still my Sweetheart. I gave your nemesis something to ponder in that other thread.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
LMAO. Tizz was in trubs, so I chipped in.

 

You're still my Sweetheart. I gave your nemesis something to ponder in that other thread.

 

Don't sweet talk me.You know I can't resist when you take that tone!!!

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

 

Tizz is married, Darling.

;)

 

 

I am? SInce when? And why didn't I get a party??? I want my gifts!!!

 

 

 

Shit if I am married why the hell ain't I gettin laid? LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am NOT married never have been. i have a four year old daughter who is the life of my heart (her father was the near death of if figuratively AND literally) But not married. Always looking though If you know someone ;) HEHE

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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