"The Music"

[RoyalOrleans]

I don't want to elaborate on this too long or too hard, but I wanted to post a thread concerning "the music". You know, when a sitcom comes to a particular moment where the father must have a talk with his son (who raped a dog, got a "C+", whatever.) and the little piano begins and the music sets in for a heartwarming, feel good moment in a rather lame show.

 

The worst had to be, Full House, I know... I know. I only watched that piece of shit because my ex-wife thought it was hilarious. Everytime the fat daughter or the neurotic daughter did something wrong, Bob Sagat had to give them a talking to. Arg! Barf!

 

My father never gave me a talking to. It was ALWAYS wham! to the back of the head and a "Wisen-up" followed. When I would do something really bad, no music could've softened the lash of my old man's belt.

 

Any thoughts, GF'ers?

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

And here I thought your last name was Saget....my bad

[RoyalOrleans]

Actually, I've heard Bob Sagat do some of his stand-up bullshit. He's not funny at all, but has a potty mouth. I think he's trying to compensate for a decade (?) of mindless, family programming.

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

Actually, I've heard Bob Sagat do some of his stand-up bullshit. He's not funny at all, but has a potty mouth. I think he's trying to compensate for a decade (?) of mindless, family programming.

Bob Sagat sucks! He is anti-funny. If he walked into a room full of half-drunk giddy school girls, the fucking crickets would start chirping.

[Vortex]

argh my Ex watched that show all the time....because he loved "baby michelle"

 

When i looked at how ugly and annoying those olsen twins were on the show i wanted to drink a bottle of window cleaner and give myself an acid enema....

 

That has to be one of the worst shows in history, and it lasted for so long....WHY?

 

Shouldnt the christians who watched it and gave it power been praying instead of watching such visual vomit?

[RoyalOrleans]

My father called the Olsen girls, "little monkey kids". I would answer, "they aren't black, pop.".

[Vortex]

And that show singlehanded made the american public realize that a laugh track can make a show seem interesting

 

 

if i had the olsen twins, when they were young, infront of me right now. Id scisor kick one to the head, and the other i would make a fine stew of her organs and make sausage links from her intestines

 

 

That would make me feel better than a hand job!

[jokersarewild]

OK then...kinda creepy.

 

I think they are hella hot now, though.

[Vortex]

OK then...kinda creepy.

 

I think they are hella hot now, though.

 

 

still doesnt excuse their "acting" on full house..

 

i have seen better acting out of a can of tough acting tanactin

[RoyalOrleans]

I think they are hella hot now, though.

 

Surely you jest, joker. They have a combined weight of 160 pounds! They look like emaciated, red headed spider monkeys.

[DizzyME]

I always enjoyed the magical music that played when I had those special talks with my dad.

[RoyalOrleans]

I always enjoyed the magical music that played when I had those special talks with my dad.

 

Was this before or after your father molested you?

[Chairman Mao]

Obviously before, it's not like they would have talked since.

[builder]

The only music that reminds me of my dad is Nat King Cole. The old LP player would keep playing that pressed vinyl over and over until ma would calmly walk out and calmly take that frisby off the player, and send it on its merry way into space.

 

Dad would say, 'oh, you know I love that record'. and calmly go and buy another copy next payday.

 

Oh, he did send ma down the front steps headfirst, to fetch it one night. Patience is not a durable emotion.

[phreakwars]

Oh, he did send ma down the front steps headfirst,

So, THAT explains it all.

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[builder]

So, THAT explains it all.

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Heh. LOL. I was about ten when that one happened, phreak. Tah~ri agin.

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Originally Posted By Chairman Mao

Obviously before, it's not like they would have talked since.

 

Well, it was only yesterday....

 

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Did dad beat mom alot then builder?

 

Is that why you're so bitter?

 

Phreak, you're right.... that does explain alot...

[builder]

Well, it was only yesterday....

 

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Did dad beat mom alot then builder?

 

Is that why you're so bitter?

 

Phreak, you're right.... that does explain alot...

 

Actually ma kicked his arse that night. Like me, Dad was not into violence. He was a professional boxer. More of a slugger, like Tyson.

[RegisteredAndEducated]

HA HA... That's funny.

 

 

Music starts Everywhere you look, Everywhere you look; There's a place, there's a place, bl-blah bl-blahh blaahh, blaahh... When you're lost out there, and you're all alone, someone is waiting, to carry you hooome... Everywhere you look. Music Ends

 

My parents loved that show, and so did my little bro., and so does my roommate now..... Damnit, I'll never escape it...

[OmegaManiac]

still doesnt excuse their "acting" on full house..

 

i have seen better acting out of a can of tough acting tanactin

I would still be curious to see the porno that the two of them obviously have to make. There is just too high a demand for some olson twin sister licking.