phreakwars Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Yep, it's true.. And I about laughed my ass off. She told me I look much better with my glasses off. Hmm... OK, so maybe that wasn't really FLIRTING WITH ME, as I have over exaggerated here. But what's the deal here ? My guess would be she said that because I toss a $5 bill to her every time I grab a cup before work. And this morning, I forgot to grab them as I was heading to work. While I do admit I am a pretty hot stud, I really don't like compliments. And, on top of that, she almost found out about my secret identity. . You see, in the day time, I am a mild mannered pizza delivery guy with a cap and some glasses, and a well earned beer gut. But at night I turn into Phreaklito of the net. Only those who surf the net out of boredom know the persona behind the mild mannered pizza dude. Yes, she must never know the truth. I must be more cautious. . . 1 Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
eddo Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 You look even better with my glasses off.. 1 Quote I'm trusted by more women.
tiredofwhiners Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Where do you get coffee???? I want to get flirted with.:o But i want the high school chick on Sun. mornings at lot lizzard (lizzard latte)to flirt with me. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
phreakwars Posted March 28, 2007 Author Posted March 28, 2007 I also go to the Latte Lizard. And DAMN it WASN'T the high school hotty. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Phantom Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 This is the kind of stuff that scares me! I'm nice to everyone and toss out compliments to those who deserve them- both male and female. I've been asked if I am flirting or a lesbian. Nope! Just personable. However, I might have to jump on Phreakalito if he came my way! Quote Blah.
snafu Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Yep, it's true.. And I about laughed my ass off. She told me I look much better with my glasses off. Hmm... OK, so maybe that wasn't really FLIRTING WITH ME, as I have over exaggerated here. But what's the deal here ? My guess would be she said that because I toss a $5 bill to her every time I grab a cup before work. And this morning, I forgot to grab them as I was heading to work. While I do admit I am a pretty hot stud, I really don't like compliments. And, on top of that, she almost found out about my secret identity. . You see, in the day time, I am a mild mannered pizza delivery guy with a cap and some glasses, and a well earned beer gut. But at night I turn into Phreaklito of the net. Only those who surf the net out of boredom know the persona behind the mild mannered pizza dude. Yes, she must never know the truth. I must be more cautious. . . It’s funny how the brain can play tricks on you like that. My wife can’t see it but in realty, I’m a Casanova fighting off the maidens all the time too. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Lethalfind Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 This is the kind of stuff that scares me! I'm nice to everyone and toss out compliments to those who deserve them- both male and female. I've been asked if I am flirting or a lesbian. Nope! Just personable. However, I might have to jump on Phreakalito if he came my way! I think its a Texas thing, people wonder what my deal is because I am so friendly... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Anonymous Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I think its a Texas thing, people wonder what my deal is because I am so friendly... Yeah, and they're all afraid you're trying to lure them back to your cave, or under your bridge, so you can eat them... Quote
Lethalfind Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Yeah, and they're all afraid you're trying to lure them back to your cave, or under your bridge, so you can eat them... LOL, or pick their pocket... I live near Orlando and people from literally all over the world come here and I strike up a conversation with them...I definetly get looks...Some of the people look relieved to find a local that will talk to them. There are alot of Yankees here, people who are not very friendly. I once ran into a guy in the parking lot at the grocery story, I saw from his truck he was from Texas, he was also wearing the oh so familiar cowboy boots and wranglers, and I stopped him to talk, he acted like he had been in a foriegn country and was lonely for a friendly face...we chatted for a little. Alot of people from Texas came here to work after the hurricanes of 2004, to help rebuild and repair...It was like home away from home there for a little while. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
manicmonday Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 However, I might have to jump on Phreakalito if he came my way! I'm with you. I'm all about this Phreakalito. I want him even more than my favorite Coke Zero. Mmmhhhmmm....... Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Phantom Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 I think its a Texas thing, people wonder what my deal is because I am so friendly... I think it is, too! I talk to the cashier at the grocery store, people in the bank line, the UPS man... Anyone! But if I travel out of Texas and take my habit with me, people think I'm insane! When I was in New York, I would always make conversation with people on the subway. A peace officer even warned me once to stop doing it. He also assumed I was from the south. lol Quote Blah.
Lethalfind Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 I think it is, too! I talk to the cashier at the grocery store, people in the bank line, the UPS man... Anyone! But if I travel out of Texas and take my habit with me, people think I'm insane! When I was in New York, I would always make conversation with people on the subway. A peace officer even warned me once to stop doing it. He also assumed I was from the south. lol LOLOL, I know exactly what you mean...I do try to tone it down a bit depending on my audience. Like down in Orlando, I don't strike up conversations with men who at least appear to be Muslim, they are normally there with family and god forbid I try to be friendly and they think I must be a whore...I chat with the women and they seem surprised but glad... I can just see you in New York... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
RoyalOrleans Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Vortex told me that a Phreakalito tastes like sweaty old gym socks. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 It Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Phantom Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Snafu, My Love! Why are you in the idiot box?! EDIT: Nevermind. I read the phentermine post. I was hoping they wouldn't box you for only having the word in a picture. Oh welll, favortism rears it's beautiful head and your sentence is only half. Quote Blah.
snafu Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Because he is an Idiot, and has been labeled as such...He should have been thrown in the box for his comment of "Voting for people to run our lives" for a week. . . . <-------------------------------------------------------------- Some people don't need a sign to show they're an idiot. You know who your are... I think it was a moderating communist plot to keep me down. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
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