Asmodai Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 I don't know why I'm doing this - probably because I find the thought of one of you getting pissed and photoshopping my head onto a lewd picture kinda flattering. That, and now I'm open to physical insults. Now, I'm the first to admit that I'm a fat, pimply bitch, so if you want to really offend you're gong to have to dig deeper than that. And by the way, the weird facial expression is me trying to figure out my new camera. Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
jokersarewild Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 Ha ha, you fail. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
fullauto Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 God, sometimes the US is way too harsh a place to live... Number 1: You're not fat, your healthy looking... any skinnier and I would think you were Somalian! LOL Number 2: Pimply? You have like 3 pimples! Chirst, I'm 30 and I have 3 pimples! don't be so damned harsh on yourself! Stop reading Cosmo! that shit is evil! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Asmodai Posted August 31, 2005 Author Posted August 31, 2005 Heh... Thanks, but honestly, I only read cosmo occasionally for the laughs. I just have harsh standards for myself. ^ ^ Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
DizzyME Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 I guess I'm supposed to sit here and tell you you're wrong, eh? Quote
cynthiaa89 Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 Stop reading Cosmo! that shit is evil! This is what I say to Cosmo. Quote "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
Asmodai Posted August 31, 2005 Author Posted August 31, 2005 I guess I'm supposed to sit here and tell you you're wrong, eh? Nah. I'm actually one of those people who criticize themselves and don't expect anyone to immediately follow up with "Nooo, you're fiiineee". I'm really just hard on myself, and wanted people to have an idea of what I looked like. -Shrug- Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
DizzyME Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 Don't get me wrong, I'm not agreeing with your comments, but I can't stand it when people criticize themselves purely so people will tell them how great they are. lol Quote
Asmodai Posted September 1, 2005 Author Posted September 1, 2005 Don't worry, I'm not one of them. Although there is a little pang when my mom calls me "really fat", but I guess that's understandable. XD Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
tizz Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Cute pic but..... I am the forum whore around here!!!!!! Don't even try to take my title babe!! You DO know I am kidding right? Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Asmodai Posted September 1, 2005 Author Posted September 1, 2005 Of coourse. XD I was only borrowing it, I swear. Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
cynthiaa89 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Attention whore. Wow..That's..weird... Quote "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Actually Tizz is EVERY kind of whore there is, but let's not get into that right now Quote All bullshit, No Business.
tizz Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Damn for a whore I sure have a lot of pent up sexual frustrations >( Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Crispy Critter Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 I bet you said you are fat and have pimples to distract the fact that one of your tits is smaller than the other... or do you have big feet? Quote Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Asmodai Posted September 1, 2005 Author Posted September 1, 2005 Miniscule feet, and.... do they really look lopsided? Thanks, critter, now I have something to keep me awake at night. XD Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
phreakwars Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 You do realize, I WILL take advantage of that photo when you least expect it. Nice high resolution too, and look, already saved it to my hard drive. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
tizz Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Ya once the great Phreak has your pic you're in deep shit!!!! I speak from experience here LOL Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
phreakwars Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Hey now, I'm not ALWAYS naughty, I could do something NICE for her, and "FIX" the Zit problem. 3 is hardly enough. I'm glad I read on, I didn't realize she had zits, I just thought I had some shit on my screen, tried to clean it first. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Outlaw2747 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 I have more zits than you due to a mild acne problem and I have a gut. Your picture is nothing to be ashamed of. (except for that awkward look on your face) Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
phreakwars Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Ah hell... ZITS ?? Wanna see a picture of my ass ?? I'll bet you'll think twice before criticizing your own complexion. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Asmodai Posted September 1, 2005 Author Posted September 1, 2005 heh, thanks guys. And believe me, phreak, I posted the picture BECAUSE I wanted you to do terrible things to it. ...I guess it's my way of seeking attention and love. =P By the way - that's 16% of the original size. These new cameras are scary - zoom in on the original and you can see the individual pores. Now that was creepy. Quote I'm not angry. I'm an asshole.
Outlaw2747 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Attack of the Teens, Part (damn, way too many sequels...lost count) Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Vortex Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Wanna see a picture of my ass ?? . . Yes... ........i mean, watch who you ask that question to. and if you so much as post that brown star going super-nova im gonna barf! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
TheJenn88 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Ah hell... ZITS ?? Wanna see a picture of my ass ?? I'll bet you'll think twice before criticizing your own complexion. . . That is.. twitch I was not prepared to read that Quote
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