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Hey, I'll 100% confess I'm a phreak for the muff, I love that sweet taste.

 

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Yes I remember..the sweet and tangy sort.You sicko!! :(

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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LMAO!!!It's more like. ''ooh what happening? 1.2.3 secs later.You son of a bitch get off!!!!'' :D

 

Honestly, I could easily spend a half hour down there. :D

 

But,.... if you wish,............. I'll not. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Honestly, I could easily spend a half hour down there. :D

 

But,.... if you wish,............. I'll not. ;)

 

Buildy,down boy!what's happening to you?I think it may be contagious.

No not down,up boy!! what is wrong with me?I make it too easy. :D

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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LMAO, AIG what's wrong in making the man you love feel extra good? ;) , If you don't please him someone else will I know a relationship is not based on sex but sex takes a big big part in how the relationship is going to go. There is not an inch in my mans body that I don't know well (excepts his ass crack :eek: ). Anyway you're missing out AIG if you're clean and he's clean and y'all love each other whats wrong with that, as long as you dont swallow :rolleyes: .

Now sluts that suck any random dick gag thats just nasty!

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LMAO, AIG what's wrong in making the man you love feel extra good? ;) , If you don't please him someone else will I know a relationship is not based on sex but sex takes a big big part in how the relationship is going to go. There is not an inch in my mans body that I don't know well (excepts his ass crack :eek: ). Anyway you're missing out AIG if you're clean and he's clean and y'all love each other whats wrong with that, as long as you dont swallow :rolleyes: .

Now sluts that suck any random dick gag thats just nasty!

 

I'm just scared of ''the one eyed snake''.I'd probably scream my ass off and cover my eyes on my wedding night.So coming face to face with it would make me faint.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
I'm just scared of ''the one eyed snake''.I'd probably scream my ass off and cover my eyes on my wedding night.So coming face to face with it would make me faint.

 

 

Oh, I didn't realise. I shouldn't be making crude remarks to you, AIG.

 

You're right. The phreak affects everyone here. No doubt.

 

;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
Oh, I didn't realise. I shouldn't be making crude remarks to you, AIG.

 

You're right. The phreak affects everyone here. No doubt.

 

;)

 

LOL,If phreak was in front of me,I'd start screaming when he touches his shirt button. :D

 

I'm serious,I'd be scared on my wedding night.Just hoping I find a sensitive guy that won't pounce on me.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
LOL You'll be OK AIG it won't be as scary as you think as long as he's gentle :eek:. I used to think I would never go down "that thing does not belong in my mouth!!!" until "I fell in love" and then dumped his ass....lol it's funny how the world turns.
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LOL You'll be OK AIG it won't be as scary as you think as long as he's gentle :eek:. I used to think I would never go down "that thing does not belong in my mouth!!!" until "I fell in love" and then dumped his ass....lol it's funny how the world turns.

 

Gentle guys? Those things exist? You fell in love and dumped his ass..Is this before or after you ..um..you know

 

Another problem I have is that I feel really ticklish if my neck is touched.So that's definately a forbidden zone,unless he wants me laughing histerically all night.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Gentle guys? Those things exist? You fell in love and dumped his ass..Is this before or after you ..um..you know

 

Another problem I have is that I feel really ticklish if my neck is touched.So that's definately a forbidden zone,unless he wants me laughing histerically all night.

 

Funny you should say that, AIG. I have "funny" zones too. It ain't sexual. Touch me there, and I go to water. Piss-funny, but no good for sex.

 

I'm as gentle as they come. Probably too gentle for most.

 

I like sex, but closeness is what I need. Must get that plane ticket happening. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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:p Awww aren't y'all so cute!!!! :rolleyes:

Yea AIG that was after but I was really into him and I don't regret doing what I did with him. Shit happens and all we can do is learn :( .

Posted
:p Awww aren't y'all so cute!!!! :rolleyes:

Yea AIG that was after but I was really into him and I don't regret doing what I did with him. Shit happens and all we can do is learn :( .

 

Well good for you.I know buildy is really cute. ;)

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Well good for you.I know buildy is really cute. ;)

Yeah, and she sucks him off right here in cyberspace :)

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Yeah' date=' and she sucks him off right here in cyberspace :)[/quote']

 

Oh you!!! Don't those kids need your ''skilled affections'' Mr Rekshun?

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted

Hey, RO..just two more week 'till MARISKA HARGITAY

is gracing your TV screen, buddy! :D

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Hey, RO..just two more week 'till MARISKA HARGITAY

is gracing your TV screen, buddy! :D

 

I know! I know! I can't wait! She's in my Top Ten list yet still so unattainable.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
douching is the worst thing a woman could possibly do, proven fact...however if any girl is smelling up your dick that bad, maybe you should get that checked out you dirty cunt...thanks for the USELESS post since none of us share that same problem
Posted
douching is the worst thing a woman could possibly do, proven fact...however if any girl is smelling up your dick that bad, maybe you should get that checked out you dirty cunt...thanks for the USELESS post since none of us share that same problem

 

Yeah it really isn't recommened. Screws with your bacteria levels. Can actually CAUSE a yeast infection or bacterial infection. But all I know is I would definitely start getting checked for STDS and do it every three months for a year.

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Yeah' date=' and she sucks him off right here in cyberspace :)[/quote']

 

 

That's why AIG has been awarded the GF cyber-BJ trophy!

 

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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I know! I know! I can't wait! She's in my Top Ten list yet still so unattainable.

 

 

Okay...enjoy then!

 

Wow!

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
That's why AIG has been awarded the GF cyber-BJ trophy!

 

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Out-fucking-standing!!

Congratulations are in order. Where does the line form???

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Out-fucking-standing!!

Congratulations are in order. Where does the line form???

 

 

Yes, time to teach AIG the meaning of the Japanese word ぶっかける (Bukkake)...

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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tizz may be the forum whore, but I think A.I.G. is turning into our GF slutpuppy.

 

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OMG!!! :eek: That's it, it's over.I'm back to my old serious self.Fuck you assholes.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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