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You mean we were pissing you off? How appropriate. :D

 

True say :D Hi sweetheart,how's the fishing going?Love dem shorts ;)

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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OMG!!! :eek: That's it, it's over. I'm on my back again. Fuck you assholes?

 

 

Um, no thanks, we don't want to smell up our penises but can we get some head and share Bukkake?

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

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Posted
Um, no thanks, we don't want to smell up our penises but can we get some head and share Bukkake?

 

Question,how come people attack women and call them whores but when men flirt or do whatever,it's cool?

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Question,how come people attack women and call them whores but when men flirt or do whatever,it's cool?

 

I never called you a whore my dear, I would never. I called you Queen...Fellatio Queen.

 

Bows Deeply Your majesty!

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
I never called you a whore my dear, I would never. I called you Queen...Fellatio Queen.

 

Bows Deeply Your majesty!

 

Yes,now you may kiss my foot sirrah.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Yes,now you may kiss my foot sirrah.

 

I would but the Islamic court didn't tag them to identify which was yours...

 

Help!

 

AIG's Foot to Kiss

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
I would but the Islamic court didn't tag them to identify which was yours...

 

Help!

 

AIG's Foot to Kiss

 

ew that is disgusting CES.what the fuck is wrong with you? the one on the left,those other two are so disgusting don't you think?Luckily I had made it on time for my pedicure on that unfortunate day :rolleyes:

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Women are'nt whores. Prostitutes are whores. Women are semen receptacles.
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
Posted
ew that is disgusting CES.what the fuck is wrong with you? the one on the left,those other two are so disgusting don't you think?Luckily I had made it on time for my pedicure on that unfortunate day :rolleyes:

 

Hey, sorry. It's an Islamic Court, they don't listen to us Agnostics... :p

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
Hey, sorry. It's an Islamic Court, they don't listen to us Agnostics... :p

 

Ok the joke has weared off.Stop saying it's an Islamic court,probably a saudi court.You won't find it done anywhere else.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Women are'nt whores. Prostitutes are whores. Women are semen receptacles.

 

Oh that makes it all better,thanks hugh. :mad:

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Is'nt an Islamic court where they play Islamic basketball?
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Is'nt an Islamic court where they play Islamic basketball?

 

Yeah, they tried it once, but their damn turbans kept falling off of their heads while running around the court. The Mullah declared it a sin, and worthy of only the unwashed African American Infidels...

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
Yeah, they tried it once, but their damn turbans kept falling off of their heads while running around the court. The Mullah declared it a sin, and worthy of only the unwashed African American Infidels...

 

There's no rascism in Islam.Stop your pathetic joke.Go back to being funny.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
I wonder if Vortex knows?

 

 

Sorry i dont....Its been years since i have had to experience that "chicken of the sea" epervesence aromoa from my "piece"

 

 

 

 

.....He is what worked for me....I laid off tuna and went to beef :D

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

Posted
Thats easy fixed..Cut it off...You dont need one oviously,after starting this stupid thread.

 

I give this reply a 10.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Question,how come people attack women and call them whores but when men flirt or do whatever,it's cool?

 

It works this way, y'all call us playas and dogs when we have many partners, and we call y'all sluts and whores when y'all have many partners. Fair trade off so no one is getting off easy.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Posted
It works this way, y'all call us playas and dogs when we have many partners, and we call y'all sluts and whores when y'all have many partners. Fair trade off so no one is getting off easy.

 

Player and Dog are far preferable adjectives to slut and whore.

 

Admit it.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Player and Dog are far preferable adjectives to slut and whore.

 

Admit it.

 

Ummm...no.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Posted
Don't forget that we get called way more names than females do. Man I heard some verbal thrashing in the short amount of time I been on Earth.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Posted
Ummm...no.

 

How about ... no, Scotty?

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
I give this reply a 10.

 

 

And I give you a drum roll starts {dumbass} for this post!

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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I smell another potential war. Ahhhh the aroma of a glorious internet battle. Someone bring in the 120mm.

 

"What's the sound that the M1 makes? BOOM BOOM!" (in cadence)

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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