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You're all ugly so are your children.

 

Where do you find pants big enough, assviper? You know, to fit over them balls of yours?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?

 

 

Goddamn... you're one ugly motherfucker.

 

Thank you.

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?

 

 

 

 

Thank you.

 

You're quite welcome, mate. By the way, I like the Elvis quote on your signature.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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You're quite welcome, mate. By the way, I like the Elvis quote on your signature.

 

Ta. I'll be changing it for different quotes as I think of them.

 

Sneak preview of my next one:

 

Courtney, put the smack down and tell me straight. Are you sure the safety catch is on?
I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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Originally Posted by Kurt Cobain

Courtney, put the smack down and tell me straight. Are you sure the safety catch is on?

 

Not as funny as the Elvis quote.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I promise you mate, that's not a cut and paste from the internet.

 

Course if you can do better...

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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Image Not There! LMAO!

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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I am on the left Drunk in NM november of 99. the one the right is my bestest friend, also SLAMMED HEHE And yes I had my eyebrow pierced at the time

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Same night, drunker still

 

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"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I'd just like to step up and offer everyone here a big GF kiss from CES. Just pucker up and place your lips right here... :p

 

By the way builder...what happened to your hair? :eek:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Nah, just scrubbing out the tub.

 

Why would I need a horse builder? I'm one myself! :D

 

Your recent pic reminds me of the one I did for you a long time ago.

 

Remember this one? Guess you took my advice! :p

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Your recent pic reminds me of the one I did for you a long time ago.

 

Remember this one? Guess you took my advice! :p

 

Too damn hot for hair. BRB, just got a phone call from the prez.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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