Pictures of our members?

[Phantom]

I'm surprised you said that!

 

You being a tit man should know Phantom has them hanging.

I'm sure you can come up with a better comparison.

 

I don't think I like the word "hanging" being used to describe my boobage, thank you very much!

[RoyalOrleans]

I'm surprised you said that!

 

You being a tit man should know Phantom has them hanging.

I'm sure you can come up with a better comparison.

 

Iowa has more corn than Snafu's toes.

[ClassyMissFancy]

You know you are old when your tits have to be measured in length and width.

[ToriAllen]

Fixated fucks are everywhere I go these days. Hey, give me a break. I was just a kid!

Yeah, come on guys. She wasn't old enough to get implants, yet. Give her a break.

[Phantom]

Yeah, come on guys. She wasn't old enough to get implants, yet. Give her a break.

 

...or vain enough.

[tiredofwhiners]

I've always looked younger than I really was. Thought it would help me later in life as I got older but I am turning into an aging hag. To contrast that high school pic, here is me as a college babe after I lost the baby fat. Not a great facial shot and the lighting is awful but at least I was still cellulite free!

 

 

 

That's finger lickin good, i'd so nail that.:o

[tiredofwhiners]

Here is my baby-faced chipmunk-cheek senior High School pic, too! Ah, so sweet, innocent, and naive. WTF happened to me!?!

 

 

 

P.S. I am legal in that picture so lust away, Snaffie!

 

And yep you got it, i'd nail this too.

 

P.S. Tori if you'd like to post a picture i can copy, i'll post it on the list of chicks i'd nail.

 

 

Now for your jerking pleasure we have both pictures together, so you can toggle between...Your Welcome!

[Phantom]

And yep you got it, i'd nail this too.

 

P.S. Tori if you'd like to post a picture i can copy, i'll post it on the list of chicks i'd nail.

 

 

Now for your jerking pleasure we have both pictures together, so you can toggle between...Your Welcome!

 

Not trying to dog myself or anything but I don't hold a candle to these two:

 

 

 

Whack away, My Child. Whack hard, whack freely.

 

Chi and Tori, I feel, are two of the most beautiful ones here. So is Kathy but she refuses to let me post her pics. Those three are "perfect tens," in my opinion. I might give myself a 7 on a good day. Just calling it like I see it.

[Jhony5]

I say this can be settled easily. A children's swimming pool and 20 boxes of Jello mix are needed for the three of you to settle this. Extra points for wearing a thong. Even more for taking it off to strangle your opponent with it.

[KathyA]

I say this can be settled easily. A children's swimming pool and 20 boxes of Jello mix are needed for the three of you to settle this. Extra points for wearing a thong. Even more for taking it off to strangle your opponent with it.

 

 

Sweet, its on

[eddo]

Sweet, its on

faints drools faints again

[Sly]

List of hotties as I've seen them. in order of ungodly hotness, #1 Kathy, followed closey by NKA, Chi, Emkay, Phantom, and in an almost sick kinda way ... feck. I've not met anyone else on here, but this is my opinion.

[ToriAllen]

Not trying to dog myself or anything but I don't hold a candle to these two:

 

Ugh. I have got to get a better picture made.

 

Chi and Tori, I feel, are two of the most beautiful ones here. So is Kathy but she refuses to let me post her pics. Those three are "perfect tens," in my opinion. I might give myself a 7 on a good day. Just calling it like I see it.

I just love false modesty, don

[Phantom]

Ugh. I have got to get a better picture made.

 

No way! You look like a doll!

 

I just love false modesty, don’t you? There is no way you find yourself to be a seven. I don’t believe you. Beautiful people know they are beautiful.

 

Note, I also said on a "good day." I would give myself a 4 or 5 on a typical day. Maybe a 2 with what I look like right now sitting at my desk. I was also referring to what I look like now. Back then in those old photos I would give myself an 8 or 9. But that was about 8 years ago. I have had kiddos since then! Plus, time has not been as kind to me as you.

 

For instance, I know I am beautiful at the right angle, with the right lighting, and the right outfit, with the perfect hair style, and the right back drop, and a little airbrushing/photoshop…I’ve never actually had a picture taken that included …well…any of those elements, but if I were to get one done, then I would look beautiful.

 

Duh. Almost anyone could be rated a 10 with a team of make-up artists, good lighting, and some digital editing. lol

[ToriAllen]

No way! You look like a doll!

Yeah. There is a ninety year old half blind doll maker with shaky hands up the street that makes dolls that look just like me.

 

 

Note, I also said on a "good day." I would give myself a 4 or 5 on a typical day. Maybe a 2 with what I look like right now sitting at my desk. I was also referring to what I look like now. Back then in those old photos I would give myself an 8 or 9. But that was about 8 years ago. I have had kiddos since then! Plus, time has not been as kind to me as you.

Again. I simply don't believe you.

 

 

Duh. Almost anyone could be rated a 10 with a team of make-up artists, good lighting, and some digital editing. lol

That's what I like about you. You're so quick...

[RegisteredAndEducated]

 

We can schedule that as part of the Atlanta conference.

 

 

 

Yeah.... I'll DEFINATELY be there!!!

[ToriAllen]

Yeah.... I'll DEFINATELY be there!!!

Bring a Speedo and you can join in.

[Phantom]

Yeah. There is a ninety year old half blind doll maker with shaky hands up the street that makes dolls that look just like me.:rolleyes

 

I just love false modesty, don’t you? You DO look like a little doll, angel, you name it.

 

Again. I simply don't believe you.

 

If I am saying I am not that attractive yet you say I am, then this is the first debate here I would rather lose.

 

But seriously, there are those that say "Oh gosh I am so hideous!" yet you can tell they are full of shit and are just fishing for compliments. Those people drive me nuts since they are just after attention. But, alas, I speak the truth. I know what I am and know what I am not. Marriage, kids, smoking, and time has not been kind but I am far too lazy to regain my former glory. Just a content old married hag.

 

That's what I like about you. You're so quick...

 

I like you because you are the only mod who can put me in my place on a consistent basis. And you like mischief.

[ToriAllen]

I just love false modesty, don

[tiredofwhiners]

Yatta yatta yatta. I never said I wasn't beautiful. I said I've never had a picture that captured it.

I do think you are beautiful and I can see how things could have gone down hill enough to change that.

 

Here are some of me being mommy...

Yes, I wear glasses. We all have our problems with aging.

 

 

 

HEHE that makes you a M.I.L.F. :o Could'nt help it.

[ToriAllen]

HEHE that makes you a M.I.L.F. :o Could'nt help it.

I'm convinced you would probably screw just about anything on two legs with a hole in between.

[tiredofwhiners]

I'm convinced you would probably screw just about anything on two legs with a hole in between.

 

 

I know it would seem that way, but not true i do have some standards.:o

[Phantom]

Taken last night at my son's 3rd birthday part. Doesn't get more recent than that cough Nazz cough

 

Eating Cake:

 

 

 

Playing in his new tent (and my glorious hooked nose):

 

 

 

In front of my favorite debate forum:

 

 

 

Not beautimous, not hideous. Just me.

[fullauto]

Taken last night at my son's 3rd birthday part. Doesn't get more recent than that cough Nazz cough

 

Not beautimous, not hideous. Just me.

 

I would like to do things to you...

 

and tori....

 

at the same time....

 

 

does that make me satin?

[fullauto]

AND chi!................