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You should have skinned it and fried him up with some onion ring batter. 9 out of 10 Vietnamese would consider the little guy a delicacy.

 

Hell, you already have him in a bowl, add a little Rice-A-Roni.

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Well this is an option..

 

The ground was way too frozen to bury him here..

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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This was my baby..

 

 

He died last week. I haven't had the heart to tell the kids yet. They think he ran away.. :(

 

Sorry to hear that.

 

He looks to young to be away from his mother.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Sorry to hear that.

 

He looks to young to be away from his mother.

 

He was a tea cup breed..10 weeks old when I bought him in Texas 3 years ago.. He weighed less than a pound when this picture was taken.. His max weight was only 2 pounds..

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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You should have skinned it and fried him up with some onion ring batter. 9 out of 10 Vietnamese would consider the little guy a delicacy.

 

Hell, you already have him in a bowl, add a little Rice-A-Roni.

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Not big enought to even mount.

 

Both of you are going to hell.

 

I'm so sorry to hear about your puppy, Kathy. How did he die? :(

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Both of you are going to hell.

 

Well, at least, I'll be down there with all my friends.

 

I have a dog, by the way, a wire-haired dachshund named Geddy Lee. He's not as cool as my fat cat who ran away, but he's getting there.

 

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Both of you are going to hell.

 

I'm so sorry to hear about your puppy, Kathy. How did he die? :(

 

He had been really sick for a while. The vet found a tumor.

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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He had been really sick for a while. The vet found a tumor.

We had a sheltie that we had to put down with a tumor. It was so big you could feel it on both sides of her ribs. Then we had to put down REO because of the diabetes that made her blind and a tumor as well. She went down hill fast. I think Baily is gonna be a good dog though.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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A month or so ago. Lookin' for some soft-tail.

 

Dude, you are getting too skinny. EAT! EAT! EAT!

 

But "nealius maximus" made me bust a gut.

 

End of transmission.

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Dude, you are getting too skinny. EAT! EAT! EAT!

 

But "nealius maximus" made me bust a gut.

 

End of transmission.

 

When I quit smoking many, many months ago, I gained about fifteen pounds. Since I can breathe, now, I started a four a.m. jog around Ye Olde Towne Square and the softball complex near my house.

 

Despite appearance, I eat like a horse.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I could crush a walnut between my thighs.. Now that is pure talent. :D

 

And that's exactly why you haven't seen any action since Chyna went out of style.

 

BTW, MM can crush a walnut in her vagina. Is your vagina strong enough to do that? Nope, didn't think so :rolleyes:

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q53/wpyo_funnies/HS.jpg

 

You need to be that old right NOW so I can tap that...DAMN!

 

You were a cutie back then...what the hell happened to you?

 

I gained 150 lbs, shaved my head, and had my nose and ears surgically removed. I thought it would look good at the time but I regret it now.

 

BTW, MM can crush a walnut in her vagina. Is your vagina strong enough to do that? Nope, didn't think so :rolleyes:

 

I can push a tampon out without pulling on the string. Maybe that isn't a good thing, though. They also fly out when I cough or sneeze.

 

When I quit smoking many, many months ago, I gained about fifteen pounds...

 

And that is precisely why I am terrified to quit!

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Taken last night. My son was naked in my lap while I was dressing him so I had to crop it. lol

 

Yes, I already know I'm wearing glasses and too much make-up so shut the fuck up. :D

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I gained 150 lbs, shaved my head, and had my nose and ears surgically removed. I thought it would look good at the time but I regret it now.

 

The look suits you.

 

 

 

I can push a tampon out without pulling on the string. Maybe that isn't a good thing, though. They also fly out when I cough or sneeze.

 

I hope you never cough/sneeze when you're having sex...

 

 

 

And that is precisely why I am terrified to quit!

 

It's ok, you gained 150 lbs anyway, what's an extra 15?

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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:D

 

I think it looks really good.

 

 

I might as well put my new ones up:

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Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I hate you, you skinny bitch! :p

 

I hate you and your thick shiney hair!:p

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I hate you, you skinny bitch! :p

 

I hate you and your thick shiney hair!:p

 

There's a lot of love coming from this way.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I hate you, you skinny bitch!

 

I hate you and your thick shiney hair!

 

 

MUD FIGHT! MUD FIGHT! MUD FIGHT!

I'm trusted by more women.
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There's a lot of love coming from this way.

 

Maybe we'll see some hairpulling, some slapping, an accidental kiss, clothes ripped off, and Phanny breaking out a strap on.

 

I'm just saying...

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Pulls up a chair and breaks out the popcorn - Munch Munch Munch

 

Bring it on! :)

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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