Pictures of our members?

[berniec]

I like this one more:

 

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Wow. Where did she come from?

[ToriAllen]

Are those the original boobs? or the potentially fake ones?? cuz if they are fake, then you look like crap. If they are real they your still looking good Queen Bee.

 

PS. You got that crazy-Psycho look like the girl in Rob Zombies House of 1000 courpses.....

 

I hated that movie. Haven't had them done yet.

 

I like this one more:

 

Take any girl, unfix her hair, remove her make-up, hunch her over (people who have just had babies do that), and stick glasses on her, take a picture with a crappy disposable camera, and I promise you they won't look any better than that. I found some more from that same day when my hair wasn't wet, and they don't look half bad, but they are at my grandmothers.

 

Here's some more nerdy ones for you since I know you love them so much:

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Oh...I don't know...I always liked this one myself! It has that wholesome family values quality to it.

 

It is true, Tori is a looker and her husband looks mighty happy there! Can't imagine why though...

[phreakwars]

Take any girl, unfix her hair, remove her make-up, hunch her over, and stick glasses on her, take a picture with a crappy disposable camera, and I promise you they won't look any better than that.

And that is why I like that picture more then the others. I hate it when women get dressed up... well, I don't hate it, they look great, but when looking for a potential mate, I say it is best to see what your gonna wake up next to if you spend your life with them. Not see how well they look with makeup and a dress.

 

I don't know why you find the need to defend your looks in that picture.

 

 

Must be a female thing.

 

This one is cute too:

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Edited April 2, 2016 by rem

[ToriAllen]

 

I don't know why you find the need to defend your looks in that picture.

 

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Oh let me think...It was seven years ago, I had just had a baby, I looked like shit, the quality is crappy, the sun bleached out my features, and that most certainly is not what I look like when I roll out of bed in the morning...

This one is closer to the non-fixed up norm:

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That other one just happens to be me at my absolute worst.

[ToriAllen]

Oh...I don't know...I always liked this one myself! It has that wholesome family values quality to it.

 

It is true, Tori is a looker and her husband looks mighty happy there! Can't imagine why though...

 

You know, I WAS happy to see you back on here...

[RegisteredAndEducated]

I hated that movie. Haven't had them done yet.

 

 

 

Take any girl, unfix her hair, remove her make-up, hunch her over (people who have just had babies do that), and stick glasses on her, take a picture with a crappy disposable camera, and I promise you they won't look any better than that. I found some more from that same day when my hair wasn't wet, and they don't look half bad, but they are at my grandmothers.

 

Here's some more nerdy ones for you since I know you love them so much:

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That pic is TOTALLY HOTT!!! WOW!!!!

[ToriAllen]

 

So now it comes out into the open. Your husband looks similar to Phreak...With a hint of negroid rather then Hispanic. Tori & chicken George:D

 

He is German and French.

Edited April 2, 2016 by rem

[Phantom]

You know, guys, as much as you like throwing that picture in her face as a means to embarass her, remember this: if she was as self conscious about the photo as all of you would like to believe, she never would have posted it on the internet in the first place. Just a fun tidbit of logic for all of you to digest.

[snafu]

You know, guys, as much as you like throwing that picture in her face as a means to embarass her, remember this: if she was as self conscious about the photo as all of you would like to believe, she never would have posted it on the internet in the first place. Just a fun tidbit of logic for all of you to digest.

 

 

Or she wasn't thinking when she posted it and might regret it now.

[Phantom]

Or she wasn't thinking when she posted it and might regret it now.

 

Regardless, I can't let her take ALL The heat. Here is a trio of some of the worst pictures ever taken of me. There is a fourth that is HYSTERICAL (complete with infamous adam's apple and blood shot eyes that goes along with the drunken series below) but I can't find it anywhere. These should help assure all of you who may have fantasies about me that they will be no more!

 

 

1) Age 18, rolling around the floor screaming and crying because my boyfriend and I got into a major fight. My friends were generous enough to immortalize the moment on film.

 

2) Age 18, still drunk, chasing my friends around saying, "Youuuuuuuuu! Youuuuuuuu!"

 

3) Right after having my son. Feast your lustful eyes on my glorious multiple chins.

[eddo]

damn, you can almost see up your shorts in pic #1. That's pretty hot!

[Phantom]

damn, you can almost see up your shorts in pic #1. That's pretty hot!

 

I have no choice but to question the taste of anyone who can find something attractive in that photo. You really need to get laid, Ed.

[snafu]

damn, you can almost see up your shorts in pic #1. That's pretty hot!

 

I have no choice but to question the taste of anyone who can find something attractive in that photo. You really need to get laid, Ed.

 

I guess I'll keep my mouth shut then.

[tiredofwhiners]

damn, you can almost see up your shorts in pic #1. That's pretty hot!

 

 

I see some butt cheek, i'm soooo getting off.:o

[manicmonday]

I see some butt cheek, i'm soooo getting off.:o

 

I thought it was my butt cheeks that brought you to the yard.

 

Goddamn it.

[Phantom]

I thought it was my butt cheeks that brought you to the yard.

 

Goddamn it.

 

I have that supah ghey ass song stuck in my head now!

[manicmonday]

It was too big to post here.

[ToriAllen]

Phantom, I'm with the guys. What exactly is supposed to be unattractive about that first picture?

 

 

And MM, where is your face?

 

 

 

My husband in basic training:

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Hubby on our wedding day:

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And while I was going through pictures I found:

My favorite picture of me and my brother (My 16th birthday):

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My favorite picture of my brother (he had just woke up):

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[Phantom]

Phantom, I'm with the guys. What exactly is supposed to be unattractive about that first picture?

 

You people have no standards, apparently! The only worse pic is where I shot Phreak the finger.

 

 

And while I was going through pictures I found:

My favorite picture of me and my brother (My 16th birthday):

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I LOVE that pic! Your bro is a cutie, too!

[manicmonday]

 

 

And MM, where is your face?

 

 

 

 

I hate showing my face. But this was an artistic shot, so it is what it is.

[ToriAllen]

I hate showing my face. But this was an artistic shot, so it is what it is.

 

Why do you hate showing your face on here? Just for privacy purposes?

BTW. You look just like an old friend of mine from high school.

[manicmonday]

Why do you hate showing your face on here? Just for privacy purposes?

BTW. You look just like an old friend of mine from high school.

 

No, I just hate pictures of me period. If I know you or chat with you for a while, I will show you pictures. I just don't like them.

 

I don't show my work on here for privacy reasons, because I want to keep my personal and professional life separate. However, I believe I've shown you some of my stuff in shout before. If anyone was really interested, they could email me and we could go from there. But I don't want clients linking me here. Just not cool.

 

Edited to add: Although, I make most of my own avatars and most of the "people shot" are pictures of me, only people don't realize.

[RoyalOrleans]

I thought we were talking about me???

[snafu]

I thought we were talking about me???

 

Think again Elvis.