Chi Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 OMG! How did I miss this! I was trying to hook up Chi with the wrong guy. Chi = Illinois J5 = Indiana Chi & J5 = Single with kids. Chi = mid/late twenties. J5 = early/mid thirties. Chi + J5 = . I shall leave the rest up to you two. Seriously though, I kid, I kid. (But not really...) Yes, you are right, Phantom. I SHALL kill you now-lol. Quote
Jhony5 Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Keep that up and you can have a pair of 'tight' man boobs like your hillbilly friend. Baah, thats an 'ol wives tale. If my titties aren't saggin after 20 years then I ain't getting all concerned. I hold all appearance comments until I get to see a better picture. I'm not really seeking approval. However I'll search through my clubs website photos. I thought I remembered a closer pic, still blurry as fuck all though. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Jhony5 Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 OMG! How did I miss this! I was trying to hook up Chi with the wrong guy. Chi = Illinois J5 = Indiana Chi & J5 = Single with kids. Chi = mid/late twenties. J5 = early/mid thirties. Chi + J5 = I shall leave the rest up to you two. Seriously though, I kid, I kid. (But not really...) KNOCK IT OFF ! Women take advantage of my unselfish nature. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Phantom Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Yes, you are right, Phantom. I SHALL kill you now-lol. Oh, I can get worse. How about this? . Don't feel special, though. I am also actively working on finding partners for Ali, Eddo, RO, Vortex, Builder, and any other member in need of my mad MIS-matching skillz. Quote Blah.
Chi Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Oh, I can get worse. How about this? . Don't feel special, though. I am also actively working on finding partners for Ali, Eddo, RO, Vortex, Builder, and any other member in need of my mad MIS-matching skillz. you're dead! What was your address again?..... I need to pay you a little "visit"-lol. Quote
Chi Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 And just for the record, that is NOT my real naked preggo body-lol.... Don't feel special, though. I am also actively working on finding partners for Ali, Eddo, RO, Vortex, Builder, and any other member in need of my mad MIS-matching skillz. And, can't wait!>=) Quote
Jhony5 Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Don't feel special, though. I am also actively working on finding partners for Ali, Eddo, RO, Vortex, Builder, and any other member in need of my mad MIS-matching skillz. You got skillz with the picture thing Phanny. Matchmaking...meh not so much. Chi is a beautiful young lady. Sounds like she has her head screwed on straight. Mine.......meh... not so much. This is a closer picture and the only other one with me in it on the club website. Still can't see my face real well though, not that anyone would want to really. My freinds Jim (his beer), Dennis and Tina. http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4x44je3.jpg Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Phantom Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 And, can't wait!>=) Do you hear that J5? Chi can't wait to hook up with you! Don't be shy, now. Quote Blah.
Chi Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Do you hear that J5? Chi can't wait to hook up with you! Don't be shy, now. lol, you are really asking for it, girly.... Quote
Phantom Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Ok, ok. I'll back off before Phreak logs on and reminds me once again this is not match.com. [attach=full]386[/attach] Quote Blah.
Jhony5 Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Ok, ok. I'll back off before Phreak logs on and reminds me once again this is not match.com. [attach=full]387[/attach] You could drop Vorty a line for me. Tell him I'm going camping up in Brokeback mountain for the weekend and I need a "buddy" to help me pitch my two man tent. Something tells me hes more into the pretty boy look. Like our pal DK. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Phantom Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 You could drop Vorty a line for me. Tell him I'm going camping up in Brokeback mountain for the weekend and I need a "buddy" to help me pitch my two man tent. sigh Looks like another mismatch for Phanny. One of these days I'll get it right and hook up the right people. Quote Blah.
ToriAllen Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 My freinds Jim (his beer), Dennis and Tina. http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4x44je3.jpg Dennis looks like a guy I know named Eddie. I've only seen Eddie sober one time in the past nine years, and I didn't recognize him. You can't understand a word he says. He sounds just like that guy on King of the Hill. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Jhony5 Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Dennis looks like a guy I know named Eddie. I've only seen Eddie sober one time in the past nine years, and I didn't recognize him. You can't understand a word he says. He sounds just like that guy on King of the Hill. Mmmkay, thats weird. Cuz Dennis talks fluent gibberish. He doesn't drink all that much though. He was just drinking that day cuz everyone else was. I stopped drinking for that reason a long time ago. Alcohol just makes me feel queasy and I truly don't enjoy it. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ToriAllen Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Mmmkay, thats weird. Cuz Dennis talks fluent gibberish. Maybe they are related... I drink occasionally, but never to the point of getting drunk. I hate beer. Actually, I hate the taste of alcohol, and I have never thought it was worth the effort to 'acquire a taste' for something I don't like to begin with. When I do drink it is one glass of wine, a strawberry daiquiri, or a margarita. That pic is a little better, but not good enough. Come on. Dig through the old photo album and scan in a better one. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Jhony5 Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 That pic is a little better, but not good enough. Come on. Dig through the old photo album and scan in a better one. I don't have a scanner or any other PC photo equipment. No webcam. No digital camera. Outside of GF I don't do any chat related bullshitting. I never attempt to meet or befriend anyone online. I'm actually somewhat of a PC n00b. I know, big surprise there aye. I just happened to remember that my club had some pics up from last years July 4th outing with me in them. However, we are having a fall funfest thingy at Redbird Indiana where they always take plenty of pictures. I'll be sure to have them snap a few shots of my ugly white ass. Trust me I wish I had a pic that doesn't make me look like a dirty shirtless redneck. Wait a sec, I am a dirty shirtless redneck. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Ctrl Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 That Jhony shole is purdy. I ain't that purdy. . Quote
Phantom Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 It's Jesus! It's Orlando Bloom! No, It's the lovechild of Jesus and Orlando Bloom! Quote Blah.
Ctrl Posted November 17, 2006 Posted November 17, 2006 Orlando Christ? Or Jesus Bloom... which do you prefer? Quote
KathyA Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 Orlando Bloom? Are you BLIND?? Seriously, I don't even see a slight similarity.. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 Orlando Bloom? Are you BLIND?? Seriously, I don't even see a slight similarity.. I was thinking Jack Black. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
KathyA Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 I was thinking along those lines as well.. But in his latest movie. The Chalupa one.. I can't think of the fucking name right now. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 I was thinking along those lines as well.. But in his latest movie. The Chalupa one.. I can't think of the fucking name right now. Nacho Libre Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
KathyA Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 Nacho Libre Yes, that is the one.. Now picture Jack Black in his tights. And look at Ctrl's pic one more time. Tell me you don't see the resemblance? Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Ctrl Posted November 18, 2006 Posted November 18, 2006 Couldn't find your pic Orlando. Funny that. I don't think I look like that gay elf either... but curly hair does not a big fat hurting make. I aint purdy like jhony, but I ain't goofy either. Quote
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