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Good for you.

 

I remember my boy at that age. He used to roll, rather than crawl.

 

I'd turn my back, and he was gone. I'd find him under the couch, picking lumps of fluff, and eating them.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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He's not rolling yet or crawling... I'm not to freaked out by it. But yeah, when he starts being more mobile, I'll need more Zoloft ;) He's so fun, I just kiss him every minute of the waking day!!! :)

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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yeah, but you'll get over it.

 

My funniest memory at that age was going down to the chook run to get some eggs. The lad was riding my hip, and as we passed a shrub, his outstretched hand picked up a huge grasshopper.

 

I didn't realise what was happening, but the little tike started gritting his teeth, and moaning. He crushed that grasshopper, and wouldn't let go of it.

 

He wanted to eat it. I couldn't stop him. he managed to eat the head before I could get it off him.

 

Hunter gatherer. For sure.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

my guy is a boob man, he ALWAYS has his hand down my shirt, or he's patting my boob.

 

He tried nursing from one of my friends the other day. :p He's already fascinated.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

Posted
my guy is a boob man, he ALWAYS has his hand down my shirt, or he's patting my boob.

 

He tried nursing from one of my friends the other day. :p He's already fascinated.

 

Sounds like he knows which side his bread is buttered on.

 

It's cute when I see a kid riding the hip with his hand on the food source.

 

When I go camping, I take enough food for twice the time I'm going.

 

I have fridge fever. If I'm away from my fridge, I panic, and oversupply my needs.

 

Maybe I got weaned too early?

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

What a cute whittle baby. I want another baby...I trade you three michevious little brats for your cute little baby...

No, really. I love my kids but they grew out of that cute stage far to quickly. Enjoy it while it lasts, because around 18 months when he pulls all of the contents out of your fridge and makes a big gumbo on the floor, you will miss the days when your greatest worry was waking up in the middle of the night.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Here's a recent shot of me, Lethalfind. Last Christmas.

 

 

See how smart I am? My head is growing up through my hair. ;)

 

Very Sexy and NO fish, don't worry about the hair thing. At least I don't think woman worry about it but I could be wrong, would hate to speak for all of womankind and be wrong...

Some of the men I think are the sexiest have no hair at all.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Posted
Some of the men I think are the sexiest have no hair at all.

Yul Brenner

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Oh Anna...

 

I've been patiently waiting but alas, you haven't and neither has anybody else, so I will...

 

Does anybody even recognize the name "Anna Perenna"? Anybody?

 

No Roman Mythology buffs out there I guess...(The Classics are ignored...)

 

The Roman goddess of the new year. Her festival was celebrated on March 15. The Romans gave various explanations to the origin or her name, amnis perennis ("eternal stream"): she was a river nymph; her name was derived from annis ("year"); she was a moon-goddess of the running year; also, she was equated with Anna, the sister of Dido, who was received in Latium by Aeneas, but drowned herself in a river. In the class-struggle between the patricians and plebeians she chose the side of the plebeians.

 

Also, it the name of a collectible plate manufacturer (Anna Perenna) of New York.

 

Anna-Perenna, Inc.

35 River St.

New Rochelle, NY 10801

914-633-3777

800-627-2550

914-633-8727 (Fax)

Manufactures and publishes limited edition figurines, sculpture and plates by artists such as P. Buckley Moss.

 

Personally, I visualize Anna Perenna in the Roman version ( a very HOMELY woman, (Perhaps just very bad drag?) but rather appropriate given our Anna's female/male dualities as relayed by Phreak, although the jury is still out on how he would know this for certain.)

 

http://www.wildwinds.com/coins/sear5/s0291.html

 

Looks like somebody took some special time out to look me up on google :)

 

Intrigued by my manufactured mystery, eh?

 

Oh, my powah.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Ah hah!!. So the legend of Anna grows.

 

Word of mouth.

 

What can I say?

 

I owe it all to you :)

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Ah hah!!. So the legend of Anna grows.

 

Word of mouth.

 

What can I say?

 

I owe it all to you :)

 

No it doesn't...it's right here, take a look! http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?p=480206#post480206

.

 

I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted

Do you have a fixation with Anna, CES?

 

Is she your latest conquest?

 

Good luck ol' fella. You'll need it.

 

Oh, and try and be diplomatic.

 

Remember, we own the lower half of this planet.

 

We will turn the world upside down, even if it kills someone else. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

Dingo eh?

 

That's a mighty fine looking animal. I'll take that. Thanks. :D

 

http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/dog/wffm040-WildDog-Dingo.jpg

.

 

I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted

Anna Perenna says "G'Day Mate" and posts this picture of herself on another site. I found it and put it here for you to see.

 

Although I really have some unanswered questions from this bad pic she did of herself.

 

1. Is your hair Black or Blond or ?

 

2. Are you a transsexual because I swear you look like a boy trying to look like a girl who is trying to still look somewhat like a boy? Are you covering your Adam's Apple for a reason? :eek:

 

Do tell!

.

 

I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
Sad... I know.... but I'd fuck her.... <sound of crying>

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

Posted
Do you have a fixation with Anna, CES?

 

 

Certainly looks like it.

 

First he googles me, then he flat out stalks me.

 

This should be fun.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Certainly looks like it.

 

First he googles me, then he flat out stalks me.

 

This should be fun.

 

It won't be long now and he'll be rewriting your posts, changing your sig, or giving your profile the old heave ho. Take a screen shot of your posts, so you can repost them.

 

This will be fun, reaches for a beer and corn chips ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
It won't be long now and he'll be rewriting your posts, changing your sig, or giving your profile the old heave ho. Take a screen shot of your posts, so you can repost them.

 

This will be fun, reaches for a beer and corn chips ;)

 

builder, I'm dissapointed. You know I only save those things for you. You're special! :rolleyes:

.

 

I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
builder, I'm dissapointed. You know I only save those things for you. You're special! :rolleyes:

 

 

D'oh!!. CES, I'm dissapointed. There are other "special" people here that need your brand of psycho treatment.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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