eddo .vs sixes

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Well please allow me to retort. You are here because you have major fucking issues eddo! Anywone that works at a church with your stat. Does not come online and battle a losing contest with insults and bullshit to make himself feel better.I intend on telling your fellowship exsactly what you do here.Is that still irrelevant ? You bleeding pussy fart!?

 

 

I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR CHURCH ON YOU?!?!? WTF!

[sixes]

I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR CHURCH ON YOU?!?!? WTF!

 

RFLMAO ,I dont even know what church he gose to.I just know he is hardcore Christian,now please let me provoke the twat. Answer the question eddo!

[Outlaw2747]

Okay folks, so who appears to be winning? Not by insult but by pure truth and substance? Let's see what the public thinks. By truth and what's been going on at sites as far as banning, I give this one to Eddo. By pure insults and provocation, Sixes. That's what I think at least. I am just patiently waiting for one of them to go off the deep end and watch the crowd look on with awe and amazement.

[sixes]

Okay folks, so who appears to be winning? Not by insult but by pure truth and substance? Let's see what the public thinks. By truth and what's been going on at sites as far as banning, I give this one to Eddo. By pure insults and provocation, Sixes. That's what I think at least. I am just patiently waiting for one of them to go off the deep end and watch the crowd look on with awe and amazement.

 

 

Its funny you should say that Outlaw,lol. One thing eddo always told me on his forum was to provoke conversation.When I did not I was thrown to the dogs of war,while he sat back and enjoyed the show.Now that he is getting a taste of what he always avoids yet provokes himself.He can only fall back on bitter gripes about a dead forum,really sad I think.I will keep pushing on him though dont worry.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Zzzzzz...

 

Zzzzzz...

 

gasp you bastard! I was relying on you to wake me up!!!

[sixes]

gasp you bastard! I was relying on you to wake me up!!!

 

 

 

If eddo is trying to get me to fall asleep,he is doing a damn good job! -eddo and your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

[eddo]

eddo understand this about me if you can.I do not go around playing god on any forums.I never have. You on the other hand have !! ,Picking your own little kiddie debates. Now you are in something you can't handle! You have been thrown to the dogs with me bud!!!!! After all this time of you kicking decent people around,it is coming back to you. Do you believe that what gose around comes around eddo??

 

The fact that you believe this just proves your idiocy.

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Children!!! Quit bickering, that's not even real fighting. These 2 names are the same guy aren't they??? They seem to be!! And substance, there is none. I think you need to post some of Hugh's flame posts, or one of the other GOOD posts and get this sloppy, drivelous thread out of here!!! I say, Swells chest Uses Imperious Voice "Throw them both in the box!!"

 

Come on guys, get it together or quit it, don't keep punishing the rest of us by being losers!!

[phreakwars]

Children!!! Quit bickering, that's not even real fighting. These 2 names are the same guy aren't they??? They seem to be!! And substance, there is none. I think you need to post some of Hugh's flame posts, or one of the other GOOD posts and get this sloppy, drivelous thread out of here!!! I say, Swells chest Uses Imperious Voice "Throw them both in the box!!"

 

Come on guys, get it together or quit it, don't keep punishing the rest of us by being losers!!

Exactally, like for example you could have said:

 

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. No, come to think of it, you would.

You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

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[phreakwars]

Or how about: Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

 

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous.

 

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Who am I kidding? You would.

 

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.

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[phreakwars]

Or perhaps even: That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

 

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

 

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. No, come to think of it, you would.

 

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?.

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[ALLAH IS GREAT]

woo hoo applauds whisles this is more like it.I have been roused from my slumber like a cold bucket of water on my face.

[phreakwars]

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

 

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a burka to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

 

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Who am I kidding? You would.

 

In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, bitch!

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[sixes]

Do you like Dennis Miller Phreak? That was some hella crazy ranting. I'm taking notes.

 

Ok I would try to understand your post, but your mother "Jaba The Slut", keeps calling me all the time. Anyway if you are making an attempt to get a message across, maybe you should take your hand out of the dogs ass before you type. I have seen some stupid fucking post in my day, but to get the shit out of your ass and through the keyboard as you have done.Only proves you are a retard that can smash his head against a wall of stupidty made of his own fecal matter.

 

How was that?

[phreakwars]

Just when I think, "Surely sixes has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

 

I don't think you are a fool after reading your post, but what's my opinion compared to that of hundreds of others? Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

 

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. Thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now pick your knuckles back up off the ground and try again.

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[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

 

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a burka to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

 

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Who am I kidding? You would.

 

In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, bitch!

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I will get lost in a week's time.How about being nice to me and giving me a better fairwell. tear .Fuck you asshole!!!

[phreakwars]

I will get lost in a week's time.How about being nice to me and giving me a better fairwell. tear .Fuck you asshole!!!

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typing does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration?

 

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump.

 

In future, AIG, if you have something to say, just shut up.

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[sixes]

Just when I think, "Surely sixes has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

 

I don't think you are a fool after reading your post, but what's my opinion compared to that of hundreds of others? Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

 

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. Thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now pick your knuckles back up off the ground and try again.

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Clearly you are the King of Limped Dick ,Posting ,PowerPuff Drag Queens. I've seen more substance abuse at you grandmothers house than on your post.

Even this being the case, I think I would rather see her intellectual dribble over yours.

If you could stop slipping on your Tampax for a momment maybe you could see the whole point of you comment has a much meaning to my life, as the pile of dung that birthed you into this world. To Sume It Up: Ask Your Cell Mate For Lube! Bitch. lol

[phreakwars]

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

 

It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain.

 

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available.

 

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

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[sixes]

I thought I was reading something with meaning. Then I relised ass to mouth just is'nt only a sexaul term. If you could stop for a momment and make sure that you know grammer works both ways on this planet. You might be able to figure out why your woman dose'nt come home untill 3am on her days off.

We all need a perpose in life .I'm sorry yours got sucked out of you mother after the semen was rejected do to wrongful injection ,I know the turtle was pissed. Any Questions?

[Outlaw2747]

I thought I was reading something with meaning. Then I relised ass to mouth just is'nt only a sexaul term. If you could stop for a momment and make sure that you know grammer works both ways on this planet. You might be able to figure out why your woman dose'nt come home untill 3am on her days off.

We all need a perpose in life .I'm sorry yours got sucked out of you mother after the semen was rejected do to wrongful injection ,I know the turdle was pissed. Any Questions?

 

I have a question, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TURDLE!?!

[sixes]

I have a question, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TURDLE!?!

 

Turtle, Shit piss fuck goddamn! lmao ,Hey its not like i was tryng to take Phreak anyway,that can't be done.lol -Dude is a bad ass.Good teacher though.

[phreakwars]

I thought I was reading something with meaning. Then I relised ass to mouth just is'nt only a sexaul term. If you could stop for a momment and make sure that you know grammer works both ways on this planet. You might be able to figure out why your woman dose'nt come home untill 3am on her days off.

We all need a perpose in life .I'm sorry yours got sucked out of you mother after the semen was rejected do to wrongful injection ,I know the turdle was pissed. Any Questions?

 

I thought I was reading something with meaning. Then I realized ass to mouth just isn't only a sexual term. If you could stop for a moment and make sure that you know grammar works both ways on this planet. You might be able to figure out why your woman doesn't come home until 3am on her days off.

We all need a purpose in life .I'm sorry yours got sucked out of you mother after the semen was rejected do to wrongful injection ,I know the turtle was pissed. Any Questions?

Any questions ??

 

Now let's get back on track here, we were talking about EDDO...

 

Hmm yes, EDDO, that name sounds like one of the members of the NAMBLA forums. I'm not one for really liking the Christian Conservative type, here's why: http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=23440

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[sixes]

The fact that you believe this just proves your idiocy.

 

Idiocy you say eddo? The presumptive nature of you comment leaves me with one question? What was god thinking we he made eddo ,or was he asleep? eddo if you could only understand that there are more insults than Idiot,Dumbass, and Dipshit. You might be able to understand why your mom calls you those names in the first place. Speaking of that ,before you make some redundant paraphrase about how great your debating skills could be!! Make sure your father did'nt sign you up for the same toxicshock that microwaved the nutsack his was carrying you in , before he nocked up the sloth that shat you out .

[phreakwars]

Ah, improving, I give it a B+

 

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