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There are times when such jokes are not funny.And this is one of those times.

Sorry.....there was a little bit of light...from the fucking roof that blew off. Okay, better? ;)

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Sorry.....there was a little bit of light...from the fucking roof that blew off. Okay' date=' better? ;)[/quote']

 

Careful Hugh. She's been on a tirade ever since CES has been giving her and her Aussie cyber boyfriend a verbal lickin'. :D

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Careful Hugh. She's been on a tirade ever since CES has been giving her and her Aussie cyber boyfriend a verbal lickin'. :D

 

Now that is fucking funny. Love it. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Careful Hugh. She's been on a tirade ever since CES has been giving her and her Aussie cyber boyfriend a verbal lickin'.

 

 

B.F.D! :p :p :p

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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W.T.F?! :confused:

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Careful Hugh. She's been on a tirade ever since CES has been giving her and her Aussie cyber boyfriend a verbal lickin'. :D

 

LMAO!! It's way off the mark but still funny.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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BUILDER

is an acronym for "Jackoff without a life other than internet whoring, Somalie sodomization & and Glory Hole searching" :p

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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What about 'em? :confused:
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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there are white victims, but there aren't as many white victims as black victims.

SO FRAGGIN' WHAT!!! IT ISN'T THE NUMBERS OF THE VICTIMS THAT MATTERS, IT'S THE FACT THAT THERE ARE VICTIMS OF THE HURRICANE IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS DUMBASS!! TO HELL WITH SKIN COLOR AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT, THESE ARE HUMAN BEINGS SUFFERING AND DYING FROM THIS DISASTER AND THE HUMAN, YES, HUMAN STUPIDITY FROM THAT IDIOT JESSE JACKSON AND THAT FRAGGIN' ISLAMIC FACIST FAGGOT LOUIS FARRAKAN ONLY SERVE TO FUCK UP RELIEF EFFORTS IN THE AFFECTED STATES YOU RACIST MORON!!!! :mad:

I'm a liberal's worst nightmare. A black man with a brain! :D
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ONLY SERVE TO FUCK UP RELIEF EFFORTS IN THE AFFECTED STATES YOU RACIST MORON!!!!

 

Iam in awe of the ''Great'' efforts :rolleyes:

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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1) And just how much did YOU help, you hypocritical jihading idiot!

 

Well I actually felt sad, which the american government neglected to feel while they were on vacation.

 

 

2) the word "Great" was not in the original quote, idiot!

 

Yes fool,I put it there.Well done :confused:

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Well I actually felt sad, which the american government neglected to feel while they were on vacation.
The extent of islamic charity, no doubt!

 

 

 

 

Yes fool,I put it there.Well done :confused:
I laugh at your stupidity... you even quoted the word "Great"... you really need to do something with that broken down brain of yours.

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

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The extent of islamic charity, no doubt!

 

Ooh is this another high jack? New Orleans. Get back on track MRIH.

 

I laugh at your stupidity... you even quoted the word "Great"... you really need to do something with that broken down brain of yours.

 

You idiot.I put them as a way of showing my sarcasm.What was so good about the relief efforts to try and fuck up?

That's what I meant.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

  • 2 weeks later...
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Ooh is this another high jack? New Orleans. Get back on track MRIH.

 

 

 

You idiot.I put them as a way of showing my sarcasm.What was so good about the relief efforts to try and fuck up?

That's what I meant.

Look who's talking. :rolleyes:

I'm a liberal's worst nightmare. A black man with a brain! :D
Posted
Look who's talking. :rolleyes:

 

I'm sure they can see my username. :p

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Is that my fine little AIG?

 

Hey nascar,where have you been? Sorry I'm not yours anymore.lol ;)

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Poor people got no reason to live.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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No one cares about the white victims-- that's just not interesting for the masses. Sure, we pity them, but who's going to give millions to help a bunch of flooded white people? Now, say that it's a myriad of black people, and no matter how much everyone will qualm about if this is a race issue or not, there will be a more favorable response to help.

That's not necessarily a bad thing, though.

Yes, there were white victims. Yes, it isn

Invictus maneo. O imitarores, servum pecus!

 

You make me wish I could lose half of my brains just so I can say I appreciated what you just said.

 

"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." - Adolf Hitler

Art of War. Atlas Shrugged. Not just books; Philosophy, and ways of life.

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No one cares about the white victims-- that's just not interesting for the masses. Sure, we pity them, but who's going to give millions to help a bunch of flooded white people? Now, say that it's a myriad of black people, and no matter how much everyone will qualm about if this is a race issue or not, there will be a more favorable response to help.

That's not necessarily a bad thing, though.

Yes, there were white victims. Yes, it isn

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