phreakwars Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 "Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die." Ain't that the damn truth. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ToriAllen Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 "Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die." There is also this one: "Married men don't live longer than single men, it only feels that way..." Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 My wife is married...I'm not Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
captainfrenchfry Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 "you'd never think about commiting suicide, Until you Get married....." Quote Bow Down To Your Lord And Master Foamy!!!!! http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/b06170ad5254f3e23341c5baf387a116.jpg
dshogan1 Posted September 14, 2005 Author Posted September 14, 2005 i once heard marriage described as " A little bit like being pecked to death by a duck." is this a good analogy? Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
Lethalfind Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Having been there twice, YES !!! It made me want to grab the fuckin duck and wring its good for nothing scrawny neck until I had blood spurting in 3 different directions...Oh sorry I got a little carried away there. Needless to say I don't date anymore (sigh of releif from the men of this world) Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 "you'd never think about commiting suicide, Until you Get married....." I've NEVER been married (or had a GF for that matter) and I thought about - and attempted suicide on more than one occasion. I find that married people don't need to committ suicide. They're already dead inside a living shell. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Anna Perenna Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 I have a 19 year old friend who has a 14, almost 15 year old girlfriend, he has just turned 19, now her parents found out his real age after 2 mos of the lieing to them unbeknownst to my friend, well after finding this out the parents went to their school and upon talking to the priciple, obtained a security footage tape with them kissing, nothing more on it, they went to the poilce and had him arrested for sexual misconduct of a minor....now this pisses me off for many reasons, number 1 i dont think it is wrong for him to be dating her, number 2 the school did not feel this is wrong, but as soon as the parents had a fit, the school made a big thing about it, and any student 18 or older seen kissing or holding hands with a student under 18 would be suspended. number 3 it is fucked up that he can be arrested for merely kissing her, even though she was totally against them arresting him...am i just biased or is this really fucked up? Learn how to spell, please. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
dshogan1 Posted September 16, 2005 Author Posted September 16, 2005 shut up idot, i know how to spell very well and have a very wide vocabulary, what i dont have is perfect typing skills....so leave me and my typing alone Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
bscott4 Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Now look, being that i was that age once, i did "Date" a guy that was 19. But no matter what my mother did, i still found ways to see him... My mother taught me to be a very independent woman and i am very intelligent and well mannered now.. It is not the parents fault... Me being an example, at the age 14 you would say that my mom was horrible because of this relationship... Looking at me now, you would say she did a good job.. Now days kids are going to do what they want regardless of their parents.. they are not to blame, the friends are... Who do you think influences her? not her parents.... her friends... Him being stupid is his fault because every guy knows the consequences of a girl being a minor, he chose to ignore them and he got caught... The parents can only punish her for what they know about and if she i anything like me, well they dont know everything. Quote
dshogan1 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 I Agree. Kids now-a-days are much less influenced by thier parents. The influences on kids these days lie more with things such as well High School being the biggest. I never knew what kissing, dating, and sex were about untill High School, and i learned it all long before Health class. Go into a club and look at how people dress and dance, do you think the parents taught them that. You would say, well the parents dont stop it, but ask any teenager how much his/her parent really knows, and you will find out very little. Im sure my mother never knew i was having sex in the girls bathroom at 16, and im quite sure she never will. A parent can only do so much because in the end, a child/teenager is still a human being, posessing the ability to make their own choices. I know my mother taught me very well, however i still made some stupid choices. I still did things my mother did not approve of, and she never found out. But as i was saying, high school is a big influence, so is Television, I cant think of one primetime sitcom that doesnt have some sexual references, hell watch Fear Factor even and u will get some sexual inuendos. My buddys 5 year old nephew taps me on the shoulder while playing Grand Theft Auto 3 to say to me "they are doing it" and point to the rocking car simulating sex. With influences like these, how can we prevent KIDS (12,13, 14 year olds) from having sex? Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 What can we do to stop this? I think I already said it somewhere.... 1 Quote All bullshit, No Business.
dshogan1 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 No matter how many laws we impose, it will not help. It is illegal now for anybody over 18 to have sex with a minor, they still do it. The law doesnt really help. People will still do it. Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
cynthiaa89 Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 No matter how many laws we impose, it will not help. It is illegal now for anybody over 18 to have sex with a minor, they still do it. The law doesnt really help. People will still do it. That's why we need to burn all of the people that do it and get caught. Quote "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
dshogan1 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 Kick Peophiles in the nuts with a spiked boot. Repetedly. Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
Outlaw2747 Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 What can we do to stop this? I think I already said it somewhere.... Is it better than my idea? KEEP PEOPLE FROM BREEDING! Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
sixes Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Is it better than my idea? KEEP PEOPLE FROM BREEDING! Quick question Outlaw, you bring up this "Keep people from breeding" stuff alot. How would you go about doing that if you could? This should be good! haha Quote .
Outlaw2747 Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Quick question Outlaw, you bring up this "Keep people from breeding" stuff alot. How would you go about doing that if you could? This should be good! haha I could not accomplish this feat as the simple procedure requires the participation of nearly ever person on the planet and since most people cannot follow a simple rule and not everyone follows the same ideology, this idea is an impossibility. Wanna hear it? Here it goes... Castrate and spay every human baby that pops up until the human population has lowered to an acceptable number (or at least make them sterile somehow). That means to the point where our impact on the population of other more useful creatures is alot less than it currently is and overpopulation is a thing of the past. Unrealistic? YOU BET IT IS!!! Though understandable... Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
dshogan1 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 Hey outlaw, i only found one flaw. After you have castrated and spayed everybody, how do you further the population once it is time? Other than that i am all for it. Especially in China. Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 It's easier to kill the firstborn in the household like God did to the Egyptians...not rational but practical. Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
dshogan1 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 yes, yes it is very practical (laughs evilly) Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
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