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No! No! No! No! NO! NO BRITTNEY SPEARS. Phreak, what if she falls in love with that sweet letter you wrote her and decides to become a member?

 

//end sarcasm.

"Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
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Yeah I could fucking see it now.. Britney Spears "GF MEMBER"

 

She would start her own topic and call it "Justin pisses me off" or even think we would notice her by REALLY bitching about what we say and post a topic called "Hey, I really CAN sing you jerks, lay off"

 

She'd be in the idiot box in less than a day.

 

If anything though, I bet the admin that reviews the comments coming in is getting a good laugh.

 

He knows fully well that some stupid little wannabe Madonna is paying him big bucks to FIND HER some fans, of course GF will get rejected, but still, Britney should just face it, SHE SUCKS ASS !!

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Nope, it would be something like this: "OMG! you guys! geuss waht! I totaly steal luv Justen, I hope he steal luvs me two. I am soo mad that he left mee four being a slut. I had a baby! I am so mad/pissed. I diddnot even wont 1. I have No idea were it came from! Can some1 explain pleez.

 

P.ss. I can 2 sign. Your all just jaelous.

"Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
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Yeah, you're prbably right. I don't know if she can spell baby. I just wanted to give her a little credit. I don't know if she knows proper English either. She said a song titled: I
"Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
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Yeah, you're right. I wonder if they have these "tutors" they speak of. They say if they're not out of school yet, they have a "teacher" that goes on tour with them. That's obviously bullshit. That or the "teachers" have brain damage.
"Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
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Yeah, you're right. I wonder if they have these "tutors" they speak of. They say if they're not out of school yet, they have a "teacher" that goes on tour with them. That's obviously bullshit. That or the "teachers" have brain damage.

 

ah, this is a common misunderstanding, when asked by a reporter what special people/things helped them on the 'hard' 'strenuous' tours, they said, "like ya, my like golden teachers" now you all have made the common mistake of thinking they meant a tutour.....

 

they were referring to 'golden teacher shrooms' :D

 

 

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Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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This is an absolute pile of crap.

 

We used to ride the front seat in the laps of our parents all the fucking time.

 

Just cause some group of do-gooders deems it to be dangerous doesn't make it so.

 

When I was a toddler, every fucking car in the land came equipped with seats, but no seatbelts, and baby restraint devices were a carry crib, or (wait for it), the parent's arms.

 

Get over it. Just cause it's Spitney Breers, it's a major incident? Get a fucking life. :rolleyes:

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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This is an absolute pile of crap.

 

We used to ride the front seat in the laps of our parents all the fucking time.

 

Just cause some group of do-gooders deems it to be dangerous doesn't make it so.

 

When I was a toddler, every fucking car in the land came equipped with seats, but no seatbelts, and baby restraint devices were a carry crib, or (wait for it), the parent's arms.

 

Get over it. Just cause it's Spitney Breers, it's a major incident? Get a fucking life. :rolleyes:

 

I agree with what you mean. When we were kids riding in the back of a pick-up or in the back window of the car. But in this case we have the airbag, no not Tizz or Lethalfind but the safety airbag. At a impact of as little 35mph it would come out of the steering wheel at about 200mph and rip that baby's head right off. I'm not a do good-er and don't believe in the seat-belt law, but in the case of a kid she was WRONG!

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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I agree with what you mean. When we were kids riding in the back of a pick-up or in the back window of the car. But in this case we have the airbag, no not Tizz or Lethalfind but the safety airbag. At a impact of as little 35mph it would come out of the steering wheel at about 200mph and rip that baby's head right off. I'm not a do good-er and don't believe in the seat-belt law, but in the case of a kid she was WRONG!

 

How many crocks of shit do I have to deal with here?

 

A fucking airbag is gonna rip a kid's head off? WTF???>?

 

Have you seen an airbag go off? It would simply push the kid's head into the chest of the adult. Suffocation might be a problem, agreed.

 

More emotive fucking crapola. Get a grip. :rolleyes:

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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How many crocks of shit do I have to deal with here?

 

A fucking airbag is gonna rip a kid's head off? WTF???>?

 

Have you seen an airbag go off? It would simply push the kid's head into the chest of the adult. Suffocation might be a problem, agreed.

 

More emotive fucking crapola. Get a grip. :rolleyes:

You're not entirely right. The sudden impact of the airbag can cause fatal injuries to a child that young, especially since he wasn't properly strapped in.

http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/people/injury/airbags/Airbags.html

Airbags could seriously injure or even kill an unbuckled child or adult who is sitting too close to the air bag or who is thrown toward the dash during emergency braking. In a crash, the air bag inflates very quickly. It could hit anything close to the dashboard with enough force to cause severe injuries or even death.
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You're not entirely right. The sudden impact of the airbag can cause fatal injuries to a child that young, especially since he wasn't properly strapped in.

 

Oh fucking spare me the agony, please. :rolleyes:

 

The spotty chick was driving around the block, for fuck's sake. Avoiding papparazi for another.

 

How many times in your driving career would the airbags inflate?

 

I have more chances of being struck by lightning than being killed by an inflating fucking airbag. :rolleyes:

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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she should die along with kevin her husband. they probably wont even last a year. i feel bad for the baby. she is going to get screwed up just like her mom and dad.

 

yeah and she thought she was being safe with having the kid in the front while she was driving she is on something. she needs help.

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How many crocks of shit do I have to deal with here?

In your mind all buy you?

A fucking airbag is gonna rip a kid's head off? WTF???>?

Ok maybe a little shock value there, just break the neck.

 

Have you seen an airbag go off? It would simply push the kid's head into the chest of the adult. Suffocation might be a problem, agreed.

Yes i have and yes it would push the kid into the the adult. And ya suffocation might be a problem, that is if the broke neck doesnt kill it first. if she had side air bags they come out even faster. I've seen what a air bag does to a adult being higher than the bag at 18" away. I don't want to be first on the seen at a child, face level 8" away.

 

More emotive fucking crapola. Get a grip. :rolleyes:

I'm not preaching again i don't agree with seat belts all the time, or the helmet law. But to have your kid on your lap between you and the wheel is just fucking stupid. celebrity or not.

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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It's all apologist bullshit.

 

The kids of yesteryear rode four abreast on a horse to go to school. They rode bikes with one forward gear and foot brakes. No fucking helmets. They went barefoot until high school. They ate what ever they wanted to eat, and shat bare arse in the woods like the bears. They boofed the fuck out of eachother, and learned how to deal with bullies and misfits off thier own bat.

 

Now you wanna tell me that this skank can't drive around the block with her own fucking kid in her own fucking lap in the car doing less than 25 mph?

 

Just hold your current position, because I'm coming over to shove my fist down your throat. You can't move, by the way, because I know what is safe for you, and what is safe for me. Retard./ :rolleyes:

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
your the skank. and dont call me a retard.

 

Seems you got stuck between a rock and a hard place.

 

My post was directed at the previous poster, lilcutie.

 

:p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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