Outlaw2747 Posted October 9, 2005 Author Posted October 9, 2005 Mr. Jacques was da man. Yea, that Britney thing is quite hideous, an intrusive and abominable species. The viperfish has more of a wonderous existance than that wretched land lamprey. Speaking of...quite an odd and unique creature that usually feeds off of fish by sucking blood though it is not known for attacking people, it could give anyone who sees it underwater quite the scare. . . There is still the debate whether this animal is a fish or in a class of its own. But it is among the most primitive of the vertebrates, parasitic, and jawless, not to mention its skeletal structure is made of cartilage. There are a few that feed on microscopic orgamisms. Can be found in freshwater and saltwater. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
hugo Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Thanks Vorty. The male courts the female by stroking her with his pedipalpi and forelegs. This reduces her to a passive state, as if anaesthetized, whereupon the male lays her on her side. Raising his body he ejects a mass of spermatozoa onto the ground, picks it up with his chelicerae and forces it into the vagina. He closes the opening and waits a few moments and then hurriedly departs before the female has a chance to grab and eat him. Sex sounds like no fun at all in spider land. SOUNDS ALMOST AS DANGEROUS AS SEX AMONG HUMANS. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Anna Perenna Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Congratualtions!!! You're in the fucking idiot box!!! If anything is lame, it is your presence and your stupid sleep inducing comments!!! 3 days is pretty fair. Aww, I'd almost forgotten the good old days. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Outlaw2747 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Posted October 10, 2005 LOL...be good Anna. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Outlaw2747 Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 I was just watching a very little known B-Movie called "Komodo" so I thought I would add this creature to the list. The Komodo Dragon (Varanus komodoensis) is a member of the largest lizards in the world, the monitors. Known for their carvivorous appetite, thick scaly skin, and usually a long tail and extremely sharp teeth. Unusual for a monitor, its tail is pretty short compared to the rest of its body. I believe it usually reaches a lenght of 10 feet though it has been documented to be longer. Along with corocdiles, they are considered to be the most intelligent of reptiles. These guys can swim far distances into the sea without tiring to do some island hopping. What so scary about them? The fact that if this animal doesn't kill you, its bacteria will. Being bitten by one of these 300 lbs. plus animals means a certain but slow and painful septic death. It bites and waits until you die before it moves in. This is how it is able to kill large animals such as cows. It is THE APEX PREDATOR (besides man) and has no natural enemies except for larger dragons. Not the kind of lizard I want to be too involved with. Take a gander... [attach=full]529[/attach] . Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Those aren't scary animals...this is! [attach=full]530[/attach] The rare AnnaPerenna Australian spitting viper. Hemaphroditic and usually born an evil twin. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Outlaw2747 Posted November 2, 2005 Author Posted November 2, 2005 Is it hemotoxic or neurotoxic? LOL Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Is it hemotoxic or neurotoxic? LOL Good question. I'm not sure, but it does puke a tremendous amount of shit all over the place. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Outlaw2747 Posted November 2, 2005 Author Posted November 2, 2005 Ummm...WOW. Remind me to keep an eye out for that. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
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