tizz Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Oh ya, stock up on the kleenex (you will be crying over EVERYTHING LOL Think of all that pms and period you missed out on while pregos..... Well... pay back is a bitch ) OH ya tack on complete sleep deprevation. when poeple tell ya the first three months SUCK they are soooooooo NOT kidding. HEHE are you scared yet? Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
angie Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Nah I can take it. I'll be taking lots of pointers from Mom, she had all 3 of us kids sleeping through the night at about 4 weeks. Hopefully I will be that blessed! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 she had all 3 of us kids sleeping through the night at about 4 weeks! That's because she slipped shots of J Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
dshogan1 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Good Call Hughy...Good call. Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
skategreen Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Oh ya, stock up on the kleenex (you will be crying over EVERYTHING LOL Think of all that pms and period you missed out on while pregos..... Well... pay back is a bitch ) OH ya tack on complete sleep deprevation. when poeple tell ya the first three months SUCK they are soooooooo NOT kidding. HEHE are you scared yet? Oh angie just wait for the first 8 weeks after. HOLY MOOD SWINGS BATMAN!!! Hide any weapons you might have in the house!!!! (or there will be no daddy soon LOL) The last 16 weeks should be fine, its the last few hours that suck. I am an EMT-B and i will give you one bit of advice, when they ask you if you want pain meds, tell them yes, dont be one of those stupid as people that wants to have a "natural birth" i have delivered, 3 babys, been in the room while 4 were delivered, and held the hand of 2 mothers while the baby was being delivered. The 2 that had "natural birth" upon having their second child, which i was also a part of, were begging for the drugs. Trust me, get all high, and let your body do the work, it doesnt need you. Sorry folks, I'd have to disagree with it all........ I had a totally natural childbirth and it was just fine. In fact, I gave the nurses Hell for constantly pushing pain meds after delivery - there was just no need. "Discomfort" yes, need pain meds? Not with an angel in my arms! The first three months were bliss....even with a bit of lost sleep ...as were the next months..and years. There's no such thing as "terrible twos" - nor "threes".... 15 was a bit tricky.... but it was allllll good! Enjoy! Enjoy! Ya-hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Best damn thing you can ever do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
tizz Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 I went completely natural too (I remember thinking it was the worst pain ever in the moment but cannot really recall the actual pain) I founf the first three months a bitch because I was alone and doing it all and the sleep deprevation and mood swings sucked as did bleeding for nearly two weeks EWE. Once the stches healed it got a little better. plus I had the dad in need of more attention that my daughter ARG he sucked royally. Once he was out of the picture things DI improve dramatically. I agree about the 2's and 3's (three were definately a little more trying than two. WTF IS terrible 2's she was an angel then) No she just makes me dizzy as she ALWAYS every second of the day has some new observation that requires a very LENGTHY explanation. Beautiful thing to see the lightbulbs go on but it would be nice to at least get quiet when I am on the toilet (must remember to fix that damn lock) LOL I did have massive mood issues for the first few months. and OMG sleeping through the night at 4 weeks!!!!!!!!! My kid was eating every two hours till 6 months!!!!!!! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
phreakwars Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this fucking topic any more then you already have ?? Child birth.... WHO GIVES A FUCK !!! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Outlaw2747 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this fucking topic any more then you already have ?? Child birth.... WHO GIVES A FUCK !!! . . I thought this topic was about overmoderation, not overcrowding the Earth. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
phreakwars Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Idiots breeding idiots And to think people would complain about a little moderation every now and then. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Msixty Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 phreak, just because you can, doesn't mean you need to, but i guess screwing with people can be damn hard to resist huh? Quote Your stupidity is My weapon WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright.
tizz Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this fucking topic any more then you already have ?? Child birth.... WHO GIVES A FUCK !!! . . Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birth Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
builder Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birth No, please, more more more. LOL Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
ToriAllen Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 We don't need any more estrogenic manifestations at the helm! If so, then I will program my PC to operate with a few days of the month locked out!!! What the hell is that supposed to mean!?! PMS is a bitch, it's hard enough dealing with Tori. . Screw you, too. Male get the same mood swings that women do. PMS is a medically diagnosable disorder that less than 5% of women suffer from Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
skategreen Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this fucking topic any more then you already have ?? Child birth.... WHO GIVES A FUCK !!! PMS is a bitch, it's hard enough dealing with Tori. Is it any wonder why your the Off Topic Forum goddess who is constantly humped on ??? You and Tori could do each others nails !! THERE YOU GO AGAIN Phreak, chastising the kidsters for not holding hands and staying in line. (whine) ... "do we HAFTA always stay on the subject and color in the lines?" Do your quotes above follow those rules? Or just when the topic is not your cuppa fucking tea? I submit - look at the thread, it may have been off topic several times. There were several people who jumped into a side conversation, started by YOUR comment. Now Phreak, when we're at a party and a few of us starting talking amongst ourselves you needn't get all huffy about it. We're not leavin the party, we're just havin a little chat. (really cheesy feathery voice) ...oohhh I swoon and wax poetic,,,...."for sooth, is it not the side roads that bless us, and sprinkle our days with treasures unlooked for?"..... Oops...make myself puke on that one... Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birth Tizzzzzzzzy ....don't apologize to the bully - "thread police" We wasn't doin nuthin so wrong. (evil wicked laugh..ooohhh we could start illustrating ALL our argments with childbirth references) ("yes, the pain of politics, why it reminds me of when I was squatting on the floor mid-contraction, and what with not having had an enema, why ...." Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
tizz Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 Well, I could start talking about how I peed all over the midwife when the pressure was finally off my bladder (that was aparently TOTALLY FULL) or how I pooped all over the table. OOOOPS I just did LOL Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
skategreen Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 Well, I could start talking about how I peed all over the midwife when the pressure was finally off my bladder (that was aparently TOTALLY FULL) or how I pooped all over the table. OOOOPS I just did LOL oh gaaaaaaaaaawd. You just made me laugh. Thank you. Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
phreakwars Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 PMS is a bitch, it's hard enough dealing with Tori.Here I am referring to why ANNA would not make a good candidate as a single Moderator Is it any wonder why your the Off Topic Forum goddess who is constantly humped on ???Here I am pointing out the tranquil friendliness of GF over a rant and rave board... still on topic You and Tori could do each others nails !!Nails is a slang term us MODS use when referencing our GF targets I.E. "Lets NAIL this member today"... still on topic And finally Jesus Christ, could you 2 derail this fucking topic any more then you already have ?? Child birth.... WHO GIVES A FUCK !!!Doing my Moderator duty's as is required of me THERE YOU GO AGAIN Phreak, chastising the kidsters for not holding hands and staying in line. (whine) ... "do we HAFTA always stay on the subject and color in the lines?" Do your quotes above follow those rules? Or just when the topic is not your cuppa fucking tea? Hmm, perhaps we should talk about my hemoroids, that should make your day I submit - look at the thread, it may have been off topic several times. Surely not by me There were several people who jumped into a side conversation, started by YOUR comment. Now Phreak, when we're at a party and a few of us starting talking amongst ourselves you needn't get all huffy about it. We're not leavin the party, we're just havin a little chat. If we were at a party, I'd be getting you drunk and taking cheap feels at your chest, not discussing labor pains (really cheesy feathery voice) ...oohhh I swoon and wax poetic,,,...."for sooth, is it not the side roads that bless us, and sprinkle our days with treasures unlooked for?"..... Isn't that from The "PIRATE MOVIE" with Christy McNichol ?? Oops...make myself puke on that one... Ditto Those of us who carry children do Besides, I think we fully covered the topic at hand But yes, next time I will makea new thread, no more talk of contrctions, bleeding sleep deprevation and after birthNothing to do with Moderating. Tizzzzzzzzy ....don't apologize to the bully - "thread police" We wasn't doin nuthin so wrong. Except making us all puke. (evil wicked laugh..ooohhh we could start illustrating ALL our argments with childbirth references) ("yes, the pain of politics, why it reminds me of when I was squatting on the floor mid-contraction, and what with not having had an enema, why ...." And tizz can be the afterbirth. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
tizz Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 <starts passing out the DUH pills Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Anna Perenna Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 NOT! Thanks for the support. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 My pleasure, Anna Perennaintheass! Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
Anna Perenna Posted September 24, 2005 Posted September 24, 2005 My pleasure' date=' Anna Perennaintheass![/quote'] I'm listening to that song Hey Ya, by Outkast. Hey, ya. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
phreakwars Posted September 24, 2005 Posted September 24, 2005 Hmm, and I happen to be listening to that OTHER outkast song "the whole world" . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ToriAllen Posted September 25, 2005 Posted September 25, 2005 I'm listening to that song Hey Ya, by Outkast. Hey, ya. Hmmm. I would have picked Roses for you... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted September 25, 2005 Posted September 25, 2005 What the fuck is outkast? Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
phreakwars Posted September 25, 2005 Posted September 25, 2005 What the fuck is outkast?The only decent RAP group to come along in a long time. And the only one I can remotely tolerate. Yeah I'm afraid, like I'm scared as a dog But I've got a new song, and I want y'all to sing alooooooong Sing aloooooooooong.. See this is the way that we walk on a sunny, day when it's rainin inside and you're, all alooooooooone All aloooooooooone - yeah! Cause the whole, world, loves it when you don't get down (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you make that sound (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you're in the news (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you sing the blues (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) [Andre 3000] Take a little trip, hater pack up yo' mind Look forward not behind, then you'll see what you find I caught a sucker dyin cause he thought could rhyme Now if his momma is a quarter daughter must be a dime I gotta meet her, don't take no shorts I don't use a refer, ation. I don't even play the radio neither Only if I need to know the sports or the weather I'm a cool type of brother but yep, your head I'll sever from the neck - see ain't nuttin changed, hit the stage Set a date sucker, in battle we can engage I'll slice you, wife you, marry you, divorce you Throw the Porsche at you, is what I'm forced to do With my back against the wall, crack his back y'all Naw, it ain't went nowhere like havin hair with stylin gel in it Throw a curl in it Dread that nappy shit up, throw a shell in it Whatever floats your boat, or finds your lost remote And this for dem niggaz workin at the airpo't who got laid off, I take my shades off If you look straight in my eyes, you still might see a disguise Because the whole, whole, world, world [Chorus (overlaps Andre's last line)] Cause the whole, world, loves it when you don't get down (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you make that sound (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you're in the news (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you sing the blues (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) [Killer Mike] Player I grind, my focus is crime Raw with the rhyme, I'm slick with the slime My words are diamonds dug out a mine Spit 'em, polish, look how they shine Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss I catch a beat runnin like Randy Moss Ride dat bitch off like a brand new horse I'm rollin my stone, gatherin no moss Mami I'm comin I hope you get off Or rock your own boat like Aaliyah then talk Back, back, forth, forth Get that sailor on course, course Make that track a corpse, corpse Rap, roll, utterly rocked with my mouth to the mic and my hand on my cock Cadillac OutKast just won't stop Cause the whole, world, loves it when you don't get down (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you make that sound (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you're in the news (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you sing the blues (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) [big Boi] Turn on the TV and everything is lookin dismal Went in the bathroom medicine cabinet Pepto-Bismal Need it for my stomach cause my tummy kinda aches like a junkie on withdrawal, fresh up off the plate Wait, back to the enemy of the state is the Republicans or Democratic candidate Debate, now even the black box hold the fate Clueless like Shaggy and Scooby befo' commercial break Hate, extreme prejudice, let's dismiss this If you want to you can dub it to your hit list I know you gon' to, we in this to replenish yo' musical wish list When it come to this music we stay relentless Pursuing all that's pursuable Doing God's willing all things that are doable The only liable limitation is yourself Dre set it on the right and I'll set it on the left, cause Cause the whole, world, loves it when you don't get down (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you make that sound (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you're in the news (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) And the whole, world, loves it when you sing the blues (bah da, bah bah bah-da da) . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
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