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Revenge will be mine ToriAllen, revenge will be mine !!!

 

Muwahahahaa !!

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Hey! Who told you that you could get out...

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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if you need some therapy we can go have some martinis and shopping

 

 

call me!

 

Am I trashed? I've not even had the privelidge of a say in the matter.

 

Just a slab of fucking meat. I mean just a slab of meat. To be pawned and pawed over. Jealous?

 

Vorty, I need a drink or ten. :p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Am I trashed? I've not even had the privelidge of a say in the matter.

 

Just a slab of fucking meat. I mean just a slab of meat. To be pawned and pawed over. Jealous?

 

Vorty, I need a drink or ten. :p

I think you've had enough...

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Like, there's been no auction or nuthin?

 

I'm just traded like a side of lamb?

 

Kinky shit. See what happens when I'm at work, Anna?

 

And phreak, did you have to pick a blurry shot of me at my beach hut, pissed, in front an orange laminex backdrop?

 

I thought you said you had some skill in photoshop?

 

Some buddy you turned out to be. :p

 

Who cares about hideously dated interior decorating?

 

You have a beach hut! On which beach?

 

And if it just so happens that you have a boat, then there'll be no need for diamonds, dear.

 

Just slap a calamari ring on my finger and I'm yours!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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if you need some therapy we can go have some martinis and shopping

 

call me!

 

Yes, yes! I need kahlua, vodka, milk, lemonade....

 

Not because I am a drunken slag, but because I am so very, very, uh .. 'sad'.

 

I'll call you Tom, you can call me Bridget.

 

And we'll need an untraceable mobile phone!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Am I trashed? I've not even had the privelidge of a say in the matter.

 

Just a slab of fucking meat. I mean just a slab of meat. To be pawned and pawed over. Jealous?

 

Vorty, I need a drink or ten. :p

 

Now that we're married, you'll do as you're told ....

 

and you'll ENJOY it. :p

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Who cares about hideously dated interior decorating?

 

You have a beach hut! On which beach?

 

And if it just so happens that you have a boat, then there'll be no need for diamonds, dear.

 

Just slap a calamari ring on my finger and I'm yours!

 

The hut is on Pumicestone passage. More mud than sand.

 

Can you bait your own hooks? (oh, what was I thinkin?)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Crocodile Dundee meets Kylie Minogue.

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Yo, Kylie is a midget!

 

Stretch her out for ten inches, and then you have me.

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_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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The hut is on Pumicestone passage. More mud than sand.

 

Can you bait your own hooks? (oh, what was I thinkin?)

 

Pumicestone passage, eh?

 

Well, I could use a free pedicure.

 

Can't you just do all the fishing alone? I'll be busy, spending all the money on your credit cards.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Pumicestone passage, eh?

 

Well, I could use a free pedicure.

 

Can't you just do all the fishing alone? I'll be busy, spending all the money on your credit cards.

 

Sure. Bankruptcy can be fun too.

 

Then I can keep you barefoot and pregnant. In a tent. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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