ISLAM,ask your questions.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Then where are these extremists getting these silly ideas from?

 

 

 

I have no idea.They're demented(sp?)! If what they do is condoned in Islam.I doubt you would find over a billion believers in it.More are joining and they are christians.Ask yourself that question.

[ImWithStupid]

What question?

[builder]

What question?

 

The question was, "why are former christians becoming muslims?"

[sixes]

The question was, "why are former christians becoming muslims?"

I can answer that,and I'm a dumb ass! lol

Christians convert or fall forever! <--- joke

I know one family that did convert, it was related to the church they went to.

[johnson]

I got tired of the endless attacks on Islam.I see a great lack of knowledge.

I wanna help people understand abit more about Islam.Ask your questions.

 

How do you view the Old Testament of the bible? Is it a prelude to or an accompanyment to the Qur'an. Do you share in the literal christian interpetation of these texts? Do you consider the Qur'an to be a literalits book or a book that should be read figurativly?

 

Although I think this thread will go nowhere cos most people enjoy sputing hate and don't care to aquire knowledge.(um..MRIH)

 

Guess I'm different.

[hugo]

The 72 virgins thing. Are these 72 virgins happy to be someones sex slave for eternity? After they are screwed in the afterlife does their hymen remain intact? Or do you soon end up with 72 deflowered women for eternity?

[EnterNetProphet]

I got tired of the endless attacks on Islam.I see a great lack of knowledge.

I wanna help people understand abit more about Islam.Ask your questions.

Although I think this thread will go nowhere cos most people enjoy sputing hate and don't care to aquire knowledge.(um..MRIH)

 

 

Hiya AIG..it's me again...seriously

 

ok a very simple simple straight forward question

 

Which branch of Islam is the true branch?

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

1) So what (if any) is tha cap on the JIZYA (jitza) tax?

 

2) What is the prefered method of executing appostates?

 

3) What is the punishment for failing to worship pig-shit?

 

4) How many infidels do you have to kill, mame, spit at, torture, etc. ?

 

5) Will my ass be cursed if I use the koran to wipe with?

 

6) If one should piss on the koran, does the piss become defiled.

 

7) If a Christian was to have carnal knowledge of a muslim woman, will he be beheaded before or after he ejaculates?

 

8) How far does your head have to be up your ass to actually believe that islam is from God?

 

9) Do you lobotomize fresh converts, or are they usually stupid enough to be good suicide bombers?

 

10) Where can you get islamic porno? preferably blue movies of 18 year old virgins in a harem being deflowered by some rich old perverted sheik.

 

AIG, are you just going to ramble , or do you plan on answering these questions?

[builder]

1) So what (if any) is tha cap on the JIZYA (jitza) tax?

 

No cap. Just like the no cap on the budget to keep a small population of shit-scared soldiers in an unwinnable situation.

 

2) What is the prefered method of executing appostates?

 

Quietly, and don't let anyone near an email device. We've learnt our lessons from Abu Graib.

 

3) What is the punishment for failing to worship pig-shit?

 

No punishment. Just the usual dose of DU from tank-cleaning duties.

 

4) How many infidels do you have to kill, mame, spit at, torture, etc. ?

 

How many Muslims do you have to kill before you realise that repurcussions are worse than the actions that caused them?

 

5) Will my ass be cursed if I use the koran to wipe with?

 

No. I wrapped a scoob in rice paper from the back of a Bible. No shit rained down on me.

 

6) If one should piss on the koran, does the piss become defiled.

 

No. The book is now firewood.

 

7) If a Christian was to have carnal knowledge of a muslim woman, will he be beheaded before or after he ejaculates?

 

 

Not even appropriate. What about if the bloke pulls out?

 

8) How far does your head have to be up your ass to actually believe that islam is from God?

 

You're getting close. Keep on shoving. I know it's tight. Your head ain't that big.

 

9) Do you lobotomize fresh converts, or are they usually stupid enough to be good suicide bombers?

 

They learnt from the Bush puppet brigade. Save the lobotomy for later. They got in waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too early.

 

10) Where can you get islamic porno? preferably blue movies of 18 year old virgins in a harem being deflowered by some rich old perverted sheik.

 

PM me. This stuff ain't cheap you know.

 

AIG, are you just going to ramble , or do you plan on answering these questions?

 

 

AIG is studying. I'm gonna be your chew toy. Enjoy. LOL.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

The 72 virgins thing. Are these 72 virgins happy to be someones sex slave for eternity? After they are screwed in the afterlife does their hymen remain intact? Or do you soon end up with 72 deflowered women for eternity?

 

The ''72 virgin thing'' is not true.I've already challenged anyone here to find me one verse from the Qu'ran that says this.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Hiya AIG..it's me again...seriously

 

ok a very simple simple straight forward question

 

Which branch of Islam is the true branch?

 

The true branch,is the branch that believes in Allah,His angels,His books,His messangers,Day Of Judgement,To accept what good and bad that falls upon you.And to follow the teachings & practices of the Prophet Muhammed(pbuh).

 

I know you want me to either say sunni or shia,but it is not my place to say who is correct and who is wrong.Only God knows what is contained within the hearts.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

1) So what (if any) is tha cap on the JIZYA (jitza) tax?

 

Jizya is not done anymore!

 

2) What is the prefered method of executing appostates?

 

I don't know.I need to try each method.I'll get back to ya

 

3) What is the punishment for failing to worship pig-shit?

 

With God is the punishment.

 

4) How many infidels do you have to kill, mame, spit at, torture, etc. ?

 

And how many innocent muslims and children should you kill? At the moment I've only know of muslims getting tortured in Guantanamo,Abugraib,belmarsh etc I've witnessed muslim women getting spat at in london streets.I see muslims killed and maimed in Palastine and Iraq.

 

 

5) Will my ass be cursed if I use the koran to wipe with?

 

I don't know.It's up to God what He does with you.

 

6) If one should piss on the koran, does the piss become defiled.

 

Read above answer...moving on

 

7) If a Christian was to have carnal knowledge of a muslim woman, will he be beheaded before or after he ejaculates?

 

Show me a muslim woman who wants a christian man to have ''carnal knowledge'' of her.Flattery doesn't become you MRIH.

 

8) How far does your head have to be up your ass to actually believe that islam is from God?

 

ha ha ha ha,Well it's pretty easy to believe in Islam since it has so much good and wisdom within it.The Quran doesn't have contradictions.

No! I assure you there is absolutely no need for arse exploration.

I'm curious though,how does your head feel?

 

9) Do you lobotomize fresh converts, or are they usually stupid enough to be good suicide bombers?

 

No,we just remove their former disease by inviting them to the truth.I tell you in just a week's time their minds and hearts are clean from all the lies they were told before. Their body is free of alcohol and pork.yaaay

 

10) Where can you get islamic porno? preferably blue movies of 18 year old virgins in a harem being deflowered by some rich old perverted sheik.

 

Well since porn is haram(forbidden) in Islam,you'll never find it.I'm not sure that your local priest will accomodate your needs,do you perhaps have a son?

[hugo]

Are you familiar with Qutbism and Wahhabism? Are they legitimate sects of Islam?

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Are you familiar with Qutbism and Wahhabism? Are they legitimate sects of Islam?

 

Wahhabism is a controversial movement of Islam named after Muhammad ibn Abd al Wahhab (1703

[Richard Owl Mirror]

Hello ALLAH IS GREAT,

 

I have attempted to carry on a dialog with Muslims for the past two years @ http://www.ummah.com/forum/

I have been repeatedly banned, mainly because the moderators could not give me a conclusive answer or the answer they could provide would not be beneficial to their cause.

 

Perhaps we can fair better and bring some understanding together ?

[fullauto]

If the name "Allah" was traced back to the name "EL", and the Jews call "EL" "Elohom" now doesn't that make the jewish "Elohim" and the Islamic "Allah" the same person?

[EnterNetProphet]

The true branch,is the branch that believes in Allah,His angels,His books,His messangers,Day Of Judgement,To accept what good and bad that falls upon you.And to follow the teachings & practices of the Prophet Muhammed(pbuh).

 

I know you want me to either say sunni or shia,but it is not my place to say who is correct and who is wrong.Only God knows what is contained within the hearts.

 

Ahhh AIG..your catching on fast... Yes my questioned was loaded...I had a very good response had you answered it the way I anticipated you would answer it(I tried to trap you.. sorry)...but alas..foiled again

 

nice answer..very neutral.....now you know how Jesus felt...when he was constantly questioned by smart ass jews..who were ready to stone him should he answer it wrong...but they forget..he is an angel with Gods wisdom..anyway..this will give insight on how Lucifer thinks...I have this test which would teach you a lot..should you wish to partipate.

 

You would make a good christian AIG...I don't particularly belong to any branch myself now ..even though I have grown up a protestant in various branches(I'm an outcast with my own interpretation)...I'm on my own...but if you ready for more interpretations on the book of revelation..I would point you in the right direction...their is a weird story..how I came about it..I actually became an unbeliever for a long while...but something called me back.....but..I can't devulge it to a muslim...only someone with the right heart.

 

BTW..there is no church or doctrine that identifies Jesus as an angel..that was me saying so.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

their is a weird story..how I came about it..I actually became an unbeliever for a long while...but something called me back.....but..I can't devulge it to a muslim...only someone with the right heart.

 

correct me if I'm wrong,are you implying that a muslim can't have a good/right heart?

 

And how come you make up your own story about who Jesus was i.e that he was an angel?

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

If the name "Allah" was traced back to the name "EL", and the Jews call "EL" "Elohom" now doesn't that make the jewish "Elohim" and the Islamic "Allah" the same person?

 

Um...Fullauto the only diffrent is that one is in hebrew and the other in arabic.The meaning might be the same i.e they both mean God.

 

As for me being a good christian.I could be If I felt that it was the right religion.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Hello ALLAH IS GREAT,

 

I have attempted to carry on a dialog with Muslims for the past two years @ http://www.ummah.com/forum/

I have been repeatedly banned, mainly because the moderators could not give me a conclusive answer or the answer they could provide would not be beneficial to their cause.

 

Perhaps we can fair better and bring some understanding together ?

 

I can't promise you anything.I might not be able to fully answer your questions cos I may not have full knowledge,but I'll try to the best of my ability.

 

I hope your questions are more interesting than Mr MRIH.

[eisanbt]

Why is it that Islam portrays an unfair image of brutality based mainly on the under developped states in which it is mainly practiced, which are also reflected in many of the less developped regions of the world with NO RELIGIOUS CONNECTIONS TO ONE ANOTHER (Except for the christien missionaires and french imperialists). Why is Islam singled out and labeled based on the current SOCIAL condition of its motherlands? Is it terrorists who are directly defying of the Qu'ran? Or is it the age old tradition of supressing wemon?

[fullauto]

Um...Fullauto the only diffrent is that one is in hebrew and the other in arabic.The meaning might be the same i.e they both mean God.

 

As for me being a good christian.I could be If I felt that it was the right religion.

and AIG ducks.... then dips... then ducks again.... man this chick can dodge a question! You must have gone to the Ari Fleischer School of Question Dodging!

[EnterNetProphet]

correct me if I'm wrong,are you implying that a muslim can't have a good/right heart?

 

And how come you make up your own story about who Jesus was i.e that he was an angel?

 

 

hahahaha AIG..I did not "make up my own story"as you say.....I read the bible differently and interpretated the spiritual metaphors differently(regardless if the scripture was tampered with or not)..there a clues to Jesus's identity all over the books..If they can't see it...well thats not my f problem....move on..the main theme of the bible and secrets is still intact.

 

And no..I'm not implying that muslims can't have a good or right heart...the book of revelation deals with Prophecy...It does affect them...but I won't speak on this matter as it is very sensitive.

 

AIG I know there are christian arabs..e.g coptics..and maronites...and whatever..so no..I'm not being completely anti arab...

 

If your wondering...what my response was...should you have answered my original question...well I won't let the suspense kill you..I won't make it easy either....heres two clues on my line of thought

 

1# haj

 

2# What mohammed reported to have said on his death bed

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

and AIG ducks.... then dips... then ducks again.... man this chick can dodge a question! You must have gone to the Ari Fleischer School of Question Dodging!

 

Hey I wasn't dodging anything.All I know is that the same God gave both the arabs and the jews guidance,but most defied Him.

Your question was tryng to point out that since Allah and Elohim mean the same thing,does this make them the ''same person.''?

No! I believe that since the jews defied Allah,then they don't believe in Him.

 

Since Allah means God.Does this mean that the christian God and the muslim Allah are the same? Ofcourse not.We have to look at what they truly represent.In Islam it represents that there is only One God(nothing else can be associated with Him) and in Christianity it represents ,Jesus,Angel Gabriel and even Mary in some cases.The name is the same but the belief is different.

 

So perhaps it's the same with Juddaism.

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

hahahaha AIG..I did not "make up my own story"as you say.....I read the bible differently and interpretated the spiritual metaphors differently(regardless if the scripture was tampered with or not)..there a clues to Jesus's identity all over the books..If they can't see it...well thats not my f problem....move on..the main theme of the bible and secrets is still intact.

 

And no..I'm not implying that muslims can't have a good or right heart...the book of revelation deals with Prophecy...It does affect them...but I won't speak on this matter as it is very sensitive.

 

AIG I know there are christian arabs..e.g coptics..and maronites...and whatever..so no..I'm not being completely anti arab...

 

If your wondering...what my response was...should you have answered my original question...well I won't let the suspense kill you..I won't make it easy either....heres two clues on my line of thought

 

1# haj

 

2# What mohammed reported to have said on his death bed

 

Can you say what you mean in less confusing statements please.