TheJenn88 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 This is not a newspaper. Save the personal ad for a dating site.... I want a tall handsome man with a great sense of humor. He must have a nice muscular chest in order to make up for what I lack in the area (no bird-chested men please). He must be good looking, sexy, intelligent, and cocky. That's right. I want a man that is a complete ass to everyone but me. Confidence is important. He must think he is God Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 This is not a newspaper. Save the personal ad for a dating site.... I want a tall handsome man with a great sense of humor. He must have a nice muscular chest in order to make up for what I lack in the area (no bird-chested men please). He must be good looking, sexy, intelligent, and cocky. That's right. I want a man that is a complete ass to everyone but me. Confidence is important. He must think he is God Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
TheJenn88 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Wow. Have you been stalking me or something, Tori? Honest to god, I was waiting for you to say something!!! Quote
smutt butt Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Ain't that the sad truth? I have seen pictures of my BF from years ago...I think he is MUCH better looking now than when he was younger (Bobby is 30). Why can't they have the sex drive in their 30s with the good looks? Damn we just can't win!! hell i'm 37 and walk around with a hard-on 3/4 of the day. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
smutt butt Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 i like big butts and a pretty face. could care less about the tits. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
ToriAllen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Wow. Have you been stalking me or something, Tori? Yeah. You are exactly who I had in mind when I wrote that... How'd it go at the clinic? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Lethalfind Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 I have been with some men who were not what you could call traditionally good looking, however I can't get turned on just from a good looking face, if the person is an ass hole, that puts the brakes on anything physical that might crop up. Having said that I have to admit that a relationship is the last fuckin thing on my mind. I became more deeply acquainted with someone in the last week and I have found his need to talk with me daily annoying. I don't want someone to need me for anything. I want to do what I want to do whenever I want, I don't want to have to consult someone else about it. I have gotten 4 fuckin messages from this person today !!! Even if I was engaged to someone I don't need 4 messages from the person. Maybe after all the bullshit with the bad choices I have made in the past with men, I have finally developed the ability to prioritize. I don't have the time for them. Men are like big dogs, too much work !!! At least for me at the moment. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
skategreen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Preferably Catholic, but not overly religious. This is your funniest post ever. it sent me on a roll........ "I want a guy who prays, but not too much" "OH! Let's not bother with ALL the commandments!" "Yeah, I want to go to the Church, but not ALL the time" "I hate missing my show...Can't we just skip Mass?" "I love my neighbors on the left (they're never home) but that bitch across the street has GOT to go!" "Three kids is enough, here, I picked this up for you from the drugstore..." "Look, I had JAM on my fingers, why can't I wash them in that handy bowl of water by the entrance?" ohhhh I could go on all night. It just struck me as funny. Other people's religions and their partial adherence usually do. Don't mean to offend... just having a bit of a giggle. (I once had a Jewish roomie, she was Kosher, except when I was making pizza) (or chicken Linguini in Butter Sauce) Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
ToriAllen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 This is your funniest post ever. it sent me on a roll........ "I hate missing my show...Can't we just skip Mass?" This one really got me in stitches... We just started a Bible class on Wednesday nights starting at 7pm. We are supposed to only go an hour and the Priest said he would try not to keep us past that. He then asked anyone who had a scheduling conflict to see him. I started cracking up. When Hubby and I were leaving I leaned over and ask him if we should tell the Priest we need to be home by nine for Lost and not to worry if we skipped out early. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
EnterNetProphet Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 This is not a newspaper. Save the personal ad for a dating site.... I want a tall handsome man with a great sense of humor. He must have a nice muscular chest in order to make up for what I lack in the area (no bird-chested men please). He must be good looking, sexy, intelligent, and cocky. That's right. I want a man that is a complete ass to everyone but me. Confidence is important. He must think he is God Quote
berniec Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 I really dont care how unattractive or whatever she lacks, NICOLLE KIDMAN can park her shoes at my place anytime. Quote
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