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Can you wear your white ones next time? :p

 

 

Yes i will babe...can you at least shave your balls next time......my teeth are not in need of flossing!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Yes i will babe...can you at least shave your balls next time......my teeth are not in need of flossing!

 

Oh, I really hate waxing my nuts. The candle gets just too tempting.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Oh, I really hate waxing my nuts. The candle gets just too tempting.

 

 

darlin, baby, sweetie.........thats an area you dont wax....its shaving..

 

ill be gentile......

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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darlin, baby, sweetie.........thats an area you dont wax....its shaving..

 

ill be gentile......

 

Gentile? I like the burning sensation, actually. With my eyes closed, waiting in anticip..........................................................ation. Ouch.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Gentile? I like the burning sensation, actually. With my eyes closed, waiting in anticip..........................................................ation. Ouch.

 

 

OK then ill just dunk my hand in the big vat of crisco.......

 

bend over baby-cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Back up a bit. You have my liver. It's fine. Back up to your elbow, maybe. The bladder is warm. Aaaaaaah that's it. Now squeeze it. ;)

 

 

The bladder is so passe. but ill knead your small intestines for a while.....just to make you squirm

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Damn, put back the tubgirl pic, you 2 are making me sick for real.

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well phreak while im licking builders ass you could suck his cock.........

 

cmon...its what flames are for

 

 

 

 

 

or i mean its what flamers are for!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Damn, put back the tubgirl pic, you 2 are making me sick for real.

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You called for Carnage, and that little bitch yuck foo pissed her pants and fucked off.

 

Not our fault, phreak. We're just practising. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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You called for Carnage, and that little bitch yuck foo pissed her pants and fucked off.

 

Not our fault, phreak. We're just practising. ;)

 

 

SIdes its my twin that started it...not me.

 

 

And i want to fuck my twin.......but he is kinda shy...and on the slow side..

 

but ill have his ass yet!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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SIdes its my twin that started it...not me.

 

 

And i want to fuck my twin.......but he is kinda shy...and on the slow side..

 

but ill have his ass yet!

 

He is kinda cute, for a boy. Make sure you check his ID Vorty. Bet he's tight as a fish. Then again, coming from sucks, he's prolly loose as a goose. gobble gobble

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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He is kinda cute, for a boy. Make sure you check his ID Vorty. Bet he's tight as a fish. Then again, coming from sucks, he's prolly loose as a goose. gobble gobble

 

 

hes kinda feminine tho...i like my men more masculine

 

 

 

but at least he looks as hot as me! WOOT>....

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Come on now, I know you've seen "Last Tango in Paris", It's about the butter, not Crisco

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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SIdes its my twin that started it...not me.

 

 

And i want to fuck my twin.......but he is kinda shy...and on the slow side..

 

but ill have his ass yet!

 

Phreak,phreak jumps up and down forgetting something?

 

Sorry vorty,I gotta show da mod he missed.

 

clears throat Any piss pot rules being broken here,phreak? Look carefully

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Fuck man, you need a wax job.

 

Dang buildy,it's not fair on vorty if I don't point phreak in your direction.

Sorry baby,you were too good at gay talk.I got suspicious. :p

 

I'm having fun.lol

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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