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Posted
Phreak,phreak jumps up and down forgetting something?

 

Sorry vorty,I gotta show da mod he missed.

 

clears throat Any piss pot rules being broken here,phreak? Look carefully

 

 

im a sponsor....i am exempt from those rules baby-cakes!!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Dang buildy,it's not fair on vorty if I don't point phreak in your direction.

Sorry baby,you were too good at gay talk.I got suspicious. :p

 

I'm having fun.lol

 

 

It was fun. Those dolts from you know where haven't got the first idea about the fun of flame.

 

Strangely enough, they are all idiots now. Oh, and I didn't say that. It was my twin builder. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
im a sponsor....i am exempt from those rules baby-cakes!!

 

Is this true? That's so unfair punches wall

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

Posted
Is this true? That's so unfair punches wall

 

 

I am assuming so anyhow.....

 

and i quote ---> http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=50362

 

In addition, if any LEGACY, or REGULAR member is caught saying the words:

FUCK

ASS

PRICK

SHIT

 

Notice that it only sais legacy or regular....i am neither....

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

Posted
Vortex is claiming celibacy on this one! :D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

Posted

hey...if you type in gay mafia bitch in google im the first one :)

 

and it leads to this post lol

 

and the second one leads to another thread on here

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

Posted

I'm so happy for you, Vorty.

 

Being a web porn star has never been a high priority for me, but then, fame is fleeting.

 

Must catch that wave when it cums. :p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
I'm so happy for you, Vorty.

 

Being a web porn star has never been a high priority for me, but then, fame is fleeting.

 

Must catch that wave when it cums. :p

 

 

better do it quick...the guy on camera 2 looks like hes falling asleep!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

Posted

You two are adorable and this thread has amused me greatly.

 

I am even considering renting Builder out to you, Vorty, for weekends.

 

(That's when I'll be conducting my extra marital affairs, and I'll be needing finance ;)

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
You two are adorable and this thread has amused me greatly.

 

I am even considering renting Builder out to you, Vorty, for weekends.

 

(That's when I'll be conducting my extra marital affairs, and I'll be needing finance ;)

 

I'm booked solid, Darling. :D

 

After this thread, the phone just never stops ringing. I've employed several other builders to help me out. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
UPDATE.... Builder couldn't find any more builders, so he got his closest buds to fill in. They all decided to get together and pose for a group photo:

.

.

.

 

That's me in the white hat. :p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
I'm booked solid, Darling.

 

After this thread, the phone just never stops ringing. I've employed several other builders to help me out.

 

We're still splitting the profits 80:20, right? :)

 

UPDATE.... Builder couldn't find any more builders, so he got his closest buds to fill in. They all decided to get together and pose for a group photo:

.

 

10 points for Phreak.

 

And we have a bidder! Vorty came through. Your first rental is half price, babe.

 

Uh, and, don't pay the cowboy..... he'll be embarrassed. Just pay me beforehand. ;)

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
We're still splitting the profits 80:20, right? :)

 

 

 

10 points for Phreak.

 

And we have a bidder! Vorty came through. Your first rental is half price, babe.

 

Uh, and, don't pay the cowboy..... he'll be embarrassed. Just pay me beforehand. ;)

 

 

Im sure it will be fore free if i put on a tail and some horns...

 

he'll think hes at a rodeo.....

 

:D

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

Posted
Im sure it will be fore free if i put on a tail and some horns...

 

he'll think hes at a rodeo.....

 

:D

 

LOL!

 

But um, you're going to let him be on top? :D

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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  • 9 months later...
Posted
Well I personally, thought this post was hysterical.. I dont think I have ever laughed so hard. And builder does absolutely, deserve a free T-shirt for his effort..
I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Posted
Well I personally, thought this post was hysterical.. I dont think I have ever laughed so hard. And builder does absolutely, deserve a free T-shirt for his effort..

 

Yeah, a GF clock would be cool too. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

I didn't say shit about you getting a clock..

 

Vortex deserves the clock.. :)

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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