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1. very drunk "Hi my name is sex want to have (insert your name here)

2. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

3. "I live im my mom's basement by choice"

4. "Can't talk right now.. Got to finish writing this arguement on GF.com"

5. "When we get dinner, You can yell into the menu"

6. "Jimbo's roadhouse? That sounds like a nice place to go."

7. "Hi, I'm Komrade Vostok Hazard"

8. "where was the kinkiest place you did it?"

All bullshit, No Business.
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" can i give you a golden shower ? "

 

" will you marry me? "

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001

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Damm girl is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

Hey sweet cheeks, your pretty foxy for a guy.

 

You know what they say, More than a mouthfull is a waste!

 

Do you like threesomes? My moms been waiting for me to meet a girl like you.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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"This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it."

 

"Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."

 

(To the waitress) "Could I have your phone number?"

 

"Before we go back to my place -- you're not afraid of cockroaches, are you?"

 

"I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the hell was your name again?"

 

"Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a body!"

 

"So my hand slipped, and the knife cut about half an inch into my thumb, and the blood was gushing all over the place, so I went to the emergency room to have it stitched up, but it kept throbbing, and swelling, and, oh, but I see you're eating."

 

"No, I don't have a job. I spend all my time in the basement. I'm building a submarine, when I'm not playing with my inflatable doll."

 

"My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"

 

"Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."

 

''I really like someone on GF,I'm imagining their cute posts sitting across the table instead of you.You don't mind do ya?'' ;)

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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"My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"

 

Ok that one was funny :D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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"I'm a muslim, and I have to go kill an infidel after dinner."

 

Or perhaps,''I'm a priest,would you mind having your little boy join my brothel?''

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Or perhaps,''I'm a priest,would you mind having your little boy join my brothel?''

 

Was this suposed to make sense? a brothel is a whore house.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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"I am a member of the criminally insane club."

 

That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)

 

But don't forget the original:

 

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)

 

But don't forget the original:

 

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

 

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING HURT ME!!! :(

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif

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So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING HURT ME!!! :(

 

You flatterer, you.

 

We all know you are dating Nicole.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)

 

But don't forget the original:

 

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

 

Ah Anna...

 

Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

 

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts. ;)

.

 

I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING HURT ME!!! :(

 

Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks... :eek:

 

She has a big surprise for you! :p

.

 

I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks... :eek:

 

She has a big surprise for you! :p

 

You fucking party-pooper, CES.

 

Just 'cause you've had the pleasure, don't spoil it for him. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Ah Anna...

 

Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

 

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts. ;)

 

Yes. And can I sell you a pair of these ladderless stockings? :p

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Was this suposed to make sense? a brothel is a whore house.

 

sorry.Little girl is more suitable isn't it?

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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