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#1 Touch my Crotch

 

#2 Ooh, ooh... look out for the rash

 

#3 My mother says you need to lose a few pounds

 

#4 My god is WAYYYyyyy better than your god!

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING HURT ME!!! :(

 

Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you.

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Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you.

 

Ummm.....what???

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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One I might have heard from the guy I just got rid of...

"Hold on a moment, I need to take my Viagra"

 

or

 

"I forgot to take my psychiatric medication before we left"

 

Never talk about your ex when your out on a date unless you want to get rid of them quickly.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Ah Anna...

 

Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

 

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts. ;)

 

That's right! You still go, girl.

 

Reinforce the pointless rules.

 

And make damn sure I remember them! :p

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks... :eek:

 

She has a big surprise for you! :p

 

Hehe. Poor Cockito Enter Sphincter.

 

He's always the last to know.

 

p.s. He only thinks my pretend virtual penis is 'big' because, in comparison to his 2 inches of purple, throbbing man love, it is.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Oh shit, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !!

 

We need to start another PET NAMES thread.

 

The other one got accidently deleted.

.

.

 

Awww yeah!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Oh shit, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !!

 

.

.

 

I thought this one was more crunching.

 

p.s. He only thinks my pretend virtual penis is 'big' because, in comparison to his 2 inches of purple, throbbing man love, it is.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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I thought this one was more crunching.

 

The phrase "purple throbbing man love" turned you on, didn't it? ;)

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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"Um can you make it quick, my parole officer will be here at 9"

 

"You don't mind if my mom drives us do you"

 

"Wow, I haven't been outside when it's so light"

 

"You can eat off the Kids menu right"

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Well, now that you mention it.

 

No. ;) It was the other bit, Anna.

 

The bit where I said he had an itsy bitsy teeny weeny little polka dot penis?

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Welcome to the scene of my last homicide.

 

I love these 'vague insults' from people who are too scared to say what they really want to say (and also have no idea how to say it).

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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"i dont think we should see each other anymore"

 

Hehe.

 

Hehe.

 

Hehe.

 

Hehe.

 

Stupid 10 character POS rule.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I love these 'vague insults' from people who are too scared to say what they really want to say (and also have no idea how to say it).

 

Are you out of your fucking mind, ditz-tard?

 

Though I feel no need to explain myself to the likes of you, I will anyways for the sake of arguement. I was going with the flow of the thread. It was not directed at you.

 

If you've got a fucking problem, Anna Banana, just say you do. I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Everytime I make a keystroke, I turn into the Guns of Navarone. I'm Superfly TNT.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Are you out of your fucking mind, ditz-tard?

 

I most certainly am, now that you have called me a ditz-tard. I will never get over that insult.

 

NEVER.

 

EVER.

 

Though I feel no need to explain myself to the likes of you, I will anyways for the sake of arguement.

 

In future, when you don't feel the need to explain yourself, please spell the word "argument" correctly. Cheers.

 

If you've got a fucking problem, Anna Banana, just say you do.

 

You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. [CES says: In the future Anna Banana (I like that one RO), remember to not use the word "ain't" because it isn't a word. Cheers.]

 

I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Everytime I make a keystroke, I turn into the Guns of Navarone. I'm Superfly TNT.

 

Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I most certainly am, now that you have called me a ditz-tard. I will never get over that insult.

 

NEVER.

 

EVER.

 

It is in my humble opinion, that you've been called a lot worse. I'm not going to say them, but I'll most certainly type them; bitch, cunt, whore, pissmop, cum reservoir, gimpy gaper, fat, stinky, stool muncher, et. al.

 

Oh... and if you see grammatical or spelling errors in my posts and you feel the need to point them out, fuck you very much.

 

And another thing, fuck you.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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[CES says: In the future Anna Banana (I like that one RO), remember to not use the word "ain't" because it isn't a word. Cheers.]

 

Dumbass.

 

It's a quote from Pulp Fiction.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.

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