fullauto Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 #1 Touch my Crotch #2 Ooh, ooh... look out for the rash #3 My mother says you need to lose a few pounds #4 My god is WAYYYyyyy better than your god! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
cool_dude Posted October 6, 2005 Author Posted October 6, 2005 So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING HURT ME!!! Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you. Quote
Outlaw2747 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you. Ummm.....what??? Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
cool_dude Posted October 7, 2005 Author Posted October 7, 2005 Ummm.....what??? After what was said I'm assuming that mods have at least one living organ in them until I will be proven wrong. Then thats another story. Quote
Lethalfind Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 One I might have heard from the guy I just got rid of... "Hold on a moment, I need to take my Viagra" or "I forgot to take my psychiatric medication before we left" Never talk about your ex when your out on a date unless you want to get rid of them quickly. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Anna Perenna Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Ah Anna... Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids? Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts. That's right! You still go, girl. Reinforce the pointless rules. And make damn sure I remember them! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Anna Perenna Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks... She has a big surprise for you! Hehe. Poor Cockito Enter Sphincter. He's always the last to know. p.s. He only thinks my pretend virtual penis is 'big' because, in comparison to his 2 inches of purple, throbbing man love, it is. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
phreakwars Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Hehe. Poor Cockito Enter Sphincter..Oh shit, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !! We need to start another PET NAMES thread. The other one got accidently deleted. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Anna Perenna Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Oh shit, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !! We need to start another PET NAMES thread. The other one got accidently deleted. . . Awww yeah! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
builder Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Oh shit, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !! . . I thought this one was more crunching. p.s. He only thinks my pretend virtual penis is 'big' because, in comparison to his 2 inches of purple, throbbing man love, it is. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Anna Perenna Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 I thought this one was more crunching. The phrase "purple throbbing man love" turned you on, didn't it? Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
builder Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 Well, now that you mention it. No. It was the other bit, Anna. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
manicmonday Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 "Um can you make it quick, my parole officer will be here at 9" "You don't mind if my mom drives us do you" "Wow, I haven't been outside when it's so light" "You can eat off the Kids menu right" 1 Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Jhony5 Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 " 6 months without an outbreak" Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Lethalfind Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 " 6 months without an outbreak" lolol, I think this one is my fav...lol They have medication for that now...lol Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Anna Perenna Posted October 16, 2005 Posted October 16, 2005 Well, now that you mention it. No. It was the other bit, Anna. The bit where I said he had an itsy bitsy teeny weeny little polka dot penis? Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
RoyalOrleans Posted October 16, 2005 Posted October 16, 2005 Welcome to the scene of my last homicide. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Anna Perenna Posted October 16, 2005 Posted October 16, 2005 Welcome to the scene of my last homicide. I love these 'vague insults' from people who are too scared to say what they really want to say (and also have no idea how to say it). Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
tonon Posted October 16, 2005 Posted October 16, 2005 "i dont think we should see each other anymore" Quote p1010226
Anna Perenna Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 "i dont think we should see each other anymore" Hehe. Hehe. Hehe. Hehe. Stupid 10 character POS rule. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
RoyalOrleans Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 I love these 'vague insults' from people who are too scared to say what they really want to say (and also have no idea how to say it). Are you out of your fucking mind, ditz-tard? Though I feel no need to explain myself to the likes of you, I will anyways for the sake of arguement. I was going with the flow of the thread. It was not directed at you. If you've got a fucking problem, Anna Banana, just say you do. I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Everytime I make a keystroke, I turn into the Guns of Navarone. I'm Superfly TNT. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Humchuckninny Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 hahaha. I like RoyalOrleans signature - "You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER" - do that one. That'll go well on a first date. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Are you out of your fucking mind, ditz-tard? I most certainly am, now that you have called me a ditz-tard. I will never get over that insult. NEVER. EVER. Though I feel no need to explain myself to the likes of you, I will anyways for the sake of arguement. In future, when you don't feel the need to explain yourself, please spell the word "argument" correctly. Cheers. If you've got a fucking problem, Anna Banana, just say you do. You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. [CES says: In the future Anna Banana (I like that one RO), remember to not use the word "ain't" because it isn't a word. Cheers.] I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Everytime I make a keystroke, I turn into the Guns of Navarone. I'm Superfly TNT. Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
RoyalOrleans Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 I most certainly am, now that you have called me a ditz-tard. I will never get over that insult. NEVER. EVER. It is in my humble opinion, that you've been called a lot worse. I'm not going to say them, but I'll most certainly type them; bitch, cunt, whore, pissmop, cum reservoir, gimpy gaper, fat, stinky, stool muncher, et. al. Oh... and if you see grammatical or spelling errors in my posts and you feel the need to point them out, fuck you very much. And another thing, fuck you. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Anna Perenna Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 [CES says: In the future Anna Banana (I like that one RO), remember to not use the word "ain't" because it isn't a word. Cheers.] Dumbass. It's a quote from Pulp Fiction. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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