broken nightmare Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 OKay for those of you who know how to use it.... Have a cookie. Those who cant figure out how to get your data into those damn cells accordingly, i feel your pain. I really really hate Excel. Instead of trying to figure out how to work it in my class right now, i have decided i will rant about how it completely pisses me off! I've been sitting here for nearly an hour lost to the world trying to get my dumb columns aligned and the damn data formated, but it just wont work. I consider myself computer literate but seriously this shit is ridiculous! Burn in hell Excel burn with the intensity of a thousand suns! I hate you and i will not do my work, but continue to surf the internet while in class! Quote
jokersarewild Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Only a mentally retarded jack-rabbit couldn't figure out how to use excel. Computer literate my ass, dude. And would you please explain to me why you view yourself as computer literate? Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
builder Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Actually, the "help" files in Excel are some help. I taught myself spreadsheets for sports scoring. Useful shit. Make web pages on the fucker too. Write tests, create forms, set up accounting, I like it. I send all of my accounts and quotes in Excel. Small file sizes, compatible with most browsers. Make the effort. Don't try and learn any more than you need. It's pretty much endless. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
TheJenn88 Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 If you ever need help, just hit me with a message, and if I have time, I'll lend a hand In the meantime, try teaching yourself some things by just playing around. You'll be surprised how much you learn if you just delve into it and not give up. Quote
phreakwars Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Or you could always buy THIS book. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
broken nightmare Posted October 5, 2005 Author Posted October 5, 2005 Only a mentally retarded jack-rabbit couldn't figure out how to use excel. Computer literate my ass, dude. And would you please explain to me why you view yourself as computer literate? because im a freaking engineering major and ive taken a million computer courses i woke up this morning hungover and the last thing i want to see before 12pm is 5pages of useless data on Excel fucking spreadsheets! And for the record, DUDE, i have a vagina....so that makes me female....DUDE! Quote
eddo Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 i have a vagina....so that makes me female Yep, definately an engineering student... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 because im a freaking engineering major and ive taken a million computer courses i woke up this morning hungover and the last thing i want to see before 12pm is 5pages of useless data on Excel fucking spreadsheets! And for the record, DUDE, i have a vagina....so that makes me female....DUDE! Hey! Multiple Choice time: What do you call a vagina with an engineering degree? a) "Yo, Bitch!" b) "A Really Dumb Bitch" because Excel is about as intuitive as any program could be. c) A walking-talking-but unfortunately not thinking, portable penis receptacle. Nothing is as sure a bet, as an undergraduate engineering student who's convinced that they are a fucking genius! They are the very definition of the word "HUBRIS" Another curious point to note in this post, is the conspicuous lack of a reference to her TITS. (Probably, being a female engineering student, she doesn't have any...flat as a board I bet!) Note: Most women, when asked, would consider their TITS more of a symbol of thier female self than a vagina. Another flat chested know-it-all female engineer...just what the world needs. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
phreakwars Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 I'm gonna go with D, all of the above. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 I'm gonna go with D, all of the above. . . Oh you bad boy...you cheated and looked at the answer sheet on teacher's desk! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
jokersarewild Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 because im a freaking engineering major and ive taken a million computer courses And how many of those did you fail? I mean, really, it is practically impossible to take "a million" computer courses and still fail in Excel. I am taking A+ right now and everyone in there knows how to use Excel (and mind you, they didn't have to take a computer course to do it). i woke up this morning hungover That makes sense. Drank yourself so stupid you couldn't figure out Excel. and the last thing i want to see before 12pm is 5pages of useless data on Excel fucking spreadsheets! How exactly do you get to that? I have never seen an Excel "fucking" spreadsheet. Hell, I have never seen 5 pages of data in Excel. And for the record, DUDE, i have a vagina....so that makes me female....DUDE! Yeah, I should have figured it out after I read this... Instead of trying to figure out how to work it in my class right now, i have decided i will rant about how it completely pisses me off! Just like a woman...will bitch and rant but won't actually try to fix it. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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