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Women.... can't live with em, can't bring em out back and do em 'ole yeller style'!

 

The human woman is a model of inconsistency... On one hand they like a clean man, but usually aren't clean themsleves... They call men dogs for wanting to fuck many women, and then become the neighborhood sperm bank as soon as the men go to work... They cry about everything under the sun to get thier way and then scoff at the man for getting emotional... They clean you up... cut your hair, make you shave, and buy you clothes, and then get pissed when other women show interest in you... They want a house with a white pickett fence, but never clean it, and flat out refuse to paint the fence once in a while!

 

They suck your dick like they are auditioning untill they marry you, then the barely look at it, and then get pissed when you get someone else to do it!

 

They want children but won't diciplin them!

 

They want more money but get pissed when you work so late!

 

They make you not buy that router you need because it's expensive, then go out and buy 3 pairs of fucking black shoes!

 

They complain they are getting fat, then eat an entire box of chocolate cherries while sitting on the couch watching jerry springer!

 

they tell you to shovel the driveway, then get pissed when your boots track in some snow!

 

They bitch and complain about EVERYTHING you do then go on to bitch about you not wanting to talk anymore!

:: Side note:: Then they bitch that you spend so much time with the dog

 

They want an expensive car, but never think to tell you when the oil light has been on for 20k miles

 

They tell you to paint the shed, then they tell you to take out the trash, then they bitch at you for not finishing the shed, then they tell you you never finish what you started!

 

They bitch beause you want to have sex, then complain that you finish to quick!

 

They complain because you watch the history chanel for 2 hours a night, then turn on Lifetime for Women and proceed to drool from all the brain inactivity!

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They also bitch about absolutely everything! And then when you actually fix every possible thing that they bitch about, they start bitching because there's nothing left to bitch about!

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10% of them are good.... but you'd be best to avoid them all unless for the purposes of procreation

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

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Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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So why don't you two add yourselves to Vorty's gang?

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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So why don't you two add yourselves to Vorty's gang?

Probably because Vorties "gang" are devoid of mammaries. :)

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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So why don't you masturbate with a copy of the pig-shit koran?

 

Funny how you only have religious insults. yawn

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Funny how you only have religious insults. yawn
knock, knock, raps on AIG's Head Hello, McFly! Anybody home? That is because I hate islam! Where have you been AIG, under a rock? I hate islam. It is all I hate.

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The second amendment provides its teeth.

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So why don't you masturbate with a copy of the pig-shit koran?

 

If that's all that you can add to something and considerite useful, then why do you bother saying anything? I'm so sick of you being a jackass. You attack without even being attacked in the slightest. Shut up or grow up.

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Gotta love those "semen receptacles"! :p
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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If that's all that you can add to something and considerite useful, then why do you bother saying anything? I'm so sick of you being a jackass. You attack without even being attacked in the slightest. Shut up or grow up.
What the fuck is considerite? I am clearly out of league here.

 

Apparently, you are clueless as well... AIG and myself have a war going on, I guess you just joined her side, most people just stay out of it!

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The second amendment provides its teeth.

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I think its pointless to bash men or women. The simple fact is that you're the one surrounding yourself with idiots, wither or not they have overies dosn't matter, if you bring the arseholes of the universe into your presence you've nobody to blame but yourself. I find that idiots tend to gravitate towards one another, seeing as you seem to have idiot problems maybe you'ld better take a good look into your own nature.

 

I love my friends and wouldn't get involved with somebody who is a fucking retard, its not exactly hard to pick them out form the non-retards now is it? If you enter a relationship with somebody for any reason other then they ARE what you consider to be a good person (Like for example if you hop into bed because they're super-hot) then theres a pretty decent chance that you're not going to like them any more then the rest of the general poplation of babies who came out backwards...

 

However if your idiot problem is small and you just want to drop these people from your memory, then why the hell havn't you? Keep the morons outside the door and turn up the music, problem solved! :rolleyes:

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Hey look, Mo...someone ELSE thinks you're an idiot. What do you have to say to that???

(this outta be good :))

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Why womankind pisses me off

 

1. They think bars were made for womenkind to make asses of themselves

 

2. They crave attention that isn't due to them

 

3. They flirt their way into everything and use sex/sex appeal to get free things -- then they bitch about being treated like a sex object

 

4. They think men are supposed to play bodyguard and fight their battles for them.

 

5. They think any guy who isn't Brad Pitt or doesn't own a Bently is a slimy old loser pervert person

 

6. They think that their BF/Husband's money is for THEIR crap.

 

Now some things I'd like to tell womankind

 

1. You're NOT a princess so don't act like it or expect to be treated as such

 

2. Supermodels, Pro Athletes, Actors, Popstars, and Captains of Industry DATE AND HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER. They don't give a shit about some average jane/joe.

 

3. That lonely older guy ISN'T a slimy sleezeball. He's something else. What he is is called "NORMAL". In other words, he wants human contact just like everyone else.

 

4. Are you poor? Didn't think so. So buy your own fucking drinks at the bar.

 

5. Speaking of the bar, You aren't sexy when you go up there and dyke out or climb onto the bar or stripper stage. You look like a drunken ass. And the strip club crowd paid 15 dollars to see the STRIPPERS, NOT SOME DRUNK SKANK.

 

6. I'm not fighting anyone for you. Someone staring at you? Someone flirting with you? Someone call you a name? Ex boyfriend pissed off? DEAL WITH IT!

All bullshit, No Business.
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What the fuck is considerite? I am clearly out of league here.

 

Apparently, you are clueless as well... AIG and myself have a war going on, I guess you just joined her side, most people just stay out of it!

 

Wouldn't call it a war.I hate wars!

Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. ;)

She's just tired of your bullshit rants,she's not takin' any sides.

'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it'

''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds,

and make the best of my life my last moments,

and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''

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Hey look, Mo...someone ELSE thinks you're an idiot. What do you have to say to that???

(this outta be good :))

Ever since that complete retard (tizz) posted her exostentialistic "proof" that time travel may be possible, and I called her bullshit, these people have been crawling out of the woodwork and calling me everything from and "mean and hateful" to "idiot and dolt"! The funny thing is, that they don't even have a clue what tizz siad or why I slammed it for the bunk that it was.

 

1) Her argument for the possibility of time travel was "anything is possible" and she used the exostentialism philosophy as her proof. The reason I debunked it is because she tried to tie into physics as fact, Then when I called bullshit on it, she stated that it wasn't physics and went on about nothing really exists and 1 possibly equals 0 and shit like that...

 

2) Her crazy philosophy that nothing is real, could be used for any stupid thing you want. It's like arguing that a murderer is innocent because the person that died wasn't real, it is just a "label" we put on a group of atoms (and of course the atoms aren't real either) so the person doesn't exist! It's bunk!

 

3) She claims I can't understand it. The fact is I do understand it and it's HORSESHIT!

 

4) She was obviously just trying to make herself appear intelligent and she is really just a stupid attention whore. Well, I have a low tolerance for stupidity and I went on the offensive.

 

5) Since these people didn't have a clue what she was saying, they just assumed that I was attacking her for no reason. But I did have a valid reason (at least it was valid to me) Arguing that nothing is real is just assinine. She then even said that it is only real because I say it is real... Well DAMNIT ALL! I say it is real therefore it is real! and that idiot can't even understand that!

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For the record I never called YOU an idiot, i was more directed at full auto since his stance was clearly stated, you never ellaborated so it does not necessarly apply to you. But if your opinions are the same then yah, I'm calling you and idiot :)

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Of course we are inconsistent, our bodies follow the changes of the tide and the moon LOL (well at least we are consistent in our inconsistency) But then without us the men would just be out funning around in circles trying to figure out how to cook the meat, tan the hides and get the stench out of their asses LOL. There is natural balance that exists when man and woman get together. Alone each is in an extreme, but together we balance each other's flaws (expect in MRIH's case, there is NO hope for that one LOL)

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What the fuck is considerite? I am clearly out of league here.

 

Apparently, you are clueless as well... AIG and myself have a war going on, I guess you just joined her side, most people just stay out of it!

 

I could care less about whatever you and AIG have going on. I'm just tired of seeing relentless hating and bashing going on. It's not..pleasant :p

At least make sure it's tasteful insulting dealing with the topic at hand :D

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Women.... can't live with em, can't bring em out back and do em 'ole yeller style'!

 

The human woman is a model of inconsistency...

On one hand they like a clean man, but usually aren't clean themsleves...

I shower daily, thank you very much.

They call men dogs for wanting to fuck many women, and then become the neighborhood sperm bank as soon as the men go to work...

Nope. I'm busy working while he is. Not to mention completely faithful.

They cry about everything under the sun to get thier way and then scoff at the man for getting emotional...

I only cry when the pregnancy hormones make me really rotten. Otherwise if I want something I get it my damn self. There's alot to be said for being self-sufficient.

They clean you up... cut your hair, make you shave, and buy you clothes, and then get pissed when other women show interest in you...

I don't care if they're looking at him, as long as he's not drooling all over himself like a neanderthal.

They want a house with a white pickett fence, but never clean it, and flat out refuse to paint the fence once in a while!

I do 90% of the cleaning, and I happen to ENJOY painting.

They suck your dick like they are auditioning untill they marry you, then the barely look at it, and then get pissed when you get someone else to do it!

He don't get it if I don't get it. He wants oral, he gives oral. Give and take my friend!

They want children but won't diciplin them!

I discipline children for a living. How I will be with my own...Pretty sure I will discipline just fine, but the jury is still out..

They want more money but get pissed when you work so late!

I don't want more money. And when he DOES get stuck at work late, I enjoy the peace and quiet. I only feel badly for him because he's working the hours, not me.

They make you not buy that router you need because it's expensive, then go out and buy 3 pairs of fucking black shoes!

He buys all the PC stuff he wants (within reason) and I buy my own goddamn shoes. And it doesn't MATTER that they're all black..one pair of high heel sandals, one pair of combat boots, one pair of flats, one pair of ass kickin' shoes...

They complain they are getting fat, then eat an entire box of chocolate cherries while sitting on the couch watching jerry springer!

JERRY! JERRY! No, seriously...I hate Jerry. I would much rather be watching Law and Order repeats..and I can't recall the last time I said "I'm getting fat feed me chocolate!"

they tell you to shovel the driveway, then get pissed when your boots track in some snow!

If he wants to shovel the driveway, he is more than welcome to track mud in the house. I'm clumsy. I fall on the ice too much. I'm a hazard to myself.

 

They bitch and complain about EVERYTHING you do then go on to bitch about you not wanting to talk anymore!

:: Side note:: Then they bitch that you spend so much time with the dog

I try not to complain to much, but hey-we all have bad days. Including men. You guys piss and moan just as much as we do.

 

They want an expensive car, but never think to tell you when the oil light has been on for 20k miles

Okay that is just annoyingly sexist. I KNOW most women are fucking idiots when it comes to cars but gimme a break. I check my own oil, change my own oil, can change hoses/belts, change a tire (did it on the side of the highway once-that was fun). Hell I can even drive standard. Some of us aren't completely lost.

 

They tell you to paint the shed, then they tell you to take out the trash, then they bitch at you for not finishing the shed, then they tell you you never finish what you started!

I know that I am better off taking out the trash myself. And I accept that.

 

They bitch beause you want to have sex, then complain that you finish to quick!

Complaining about wanting too much sex simply does not happen in my household.

 

They complain because you watch the history chanel for 2 hours a night, then turn on Lifetime for Women and proceed to drool from all the brain inactivity!

I don't even know what number channel that is on my cable. Besides, he has no TV rights until the end of October....It's the MLB playoffs.

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I could care less about whatever you and AIG have going on. I'm just tired of seeing relentless hating and bashing going on. It's not..pleasant :p

At least make sure it's tasteful insulting dealing with the topic at hand :D

Jenn, if you don't like it, DON"T FUCKING READ IT! you know, you can put me on ignore, if you don't know how to NOT READ my posts.

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The second amendment provides its teeth.

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...put me on ignore...

 

I think that's the most genius you've spoken since you registered.

bloody brilliant idea!

 

except, aside from when you're being a total jackass, your posts can still be intelligent and good debating material.

 

decisions, decisions :p

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If anyone see Vortex... ask him if I have to have sex with guys to be gay, or can I just hang with guys all the time without doing it?

 

aslo, ask him if there are any membership fees...

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KVH technically took most of the words right out of my mouth. But for the sake of ranting, I'm gonna quote and give my own version of these ideas. Keep in mind I don't believe ALL women are like this but those that are classified as bitches, whores, sluts, cunts, hypocrites, and any other type of vaginal degenerate you can think of...ESPECIALLY those with mental issues.

 

1. They think bars were made for womenkind to make asses of themselves

 

Yea really. I never understood that. All this rhetoric about being used for sex and guys staring at them and all that shit and what are they doing? Dancing on top of the fucking bar naked and letting sik fucks drag them home. LETTING THEM! And the words "I was drunk!" is not a valid excuse.

 

2. They crave attention that isn't due to them

 

Attention whore fits quite well. The whole world doesn't revolve around you sweetheart. Give us a fucking break if we don't call every 10 seconds, or we hang out with the guys, or we play our video games, or watch football. Just like you girls demand space, we like ours too. Most of us sensible guys WILL not give you attention when you want it only for you to decide when to "summon" us or push us away.

 

3. They flirt their way into everything and use sex/sex appeal to get free things -- then they bitch about being treated like a sex object

 

The army is THE perfect example. This one girl got promoted with stripes just for sucking the cock of all the officers on post. Then you got the ones in the civilian world that kiss up to their boss just to get extra pay. Then bitch that they are being treated sexually and guys are pigs. I find that quite revolting.

 

4. They think men are supposed to play bodyguard and fight their battles for them.

 

This is true AND false. There are some women who don't want their man to fight. But for those that do...attention whores. They want to feel special that a guy will sweat and bleed for them. They want some barbaric knuckledragger to take care of them. The same jackass that will probably abuse them later. I can see if someone was threatening the girl and the guy defending her...that's fine. But sending him to beat up someone that stares at her wrong or just because some guy accidentally knocks over her ice cream? HELL WITH THAT. Any girl that says "I need a man to protect me." is the one you need to stay far away from. Protect you from what? Hordes of guys that say "HELLO!" to you? Get a life or shoot yourself.

 

5. They think any guy who isn't Brad Pitt or doesn't own a Bently is a slimy old loser pervert person

 

Unless the girl has alot of money themselves. Then all guys are slimy losers. Unless she don't like paying for things on her own. Mainly with young girls looks are THE NUMBER ONE reason they want someone. Trial and error I guess. But when a girl asks me "What kind of car do I have?" or "How much do you make?" it is time to shut this goldigging predator down.

 

6. They think that their BF/Husband's money is for THEIR crap.

 

I wouldn't know but I hear stories bout stuff of this nature all the time.

 

Now some things I'd like to tell womankind

 

1. You're NOT a princess so don't act like it or expect to be treated as such

 

I definitely agree. I especially hate those that say..."I'm a dyme. Holla at yo girl! You know you want me." Ummm bitch please. You are NOT a dyme, you are just a used up bus token. And you are NOT my girl...I sure as hell don't want no stuck up skank gutter slut trash heap trying to control my life and think she can get her way with a "ghetto booty" and all that. Make yourself useful and go feed a barracuda with your worthless existance.

 

2. Supermodels, Pro Athletes, Actors, Popstars, and Captains of Industry DATE AND HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER. They don't give a shit about some average jane/joe.

 

That's the entertainment industry for ya. Not to mention in America they spead this anti-male propaganda all over the damn place. Have you ever seen the commercials and movies? 9 times out of 10 when a guy and girl are competing for ANYTHING, who usually comes out on top? The woman naturally. Just another way of trying to make younger impressionalbe people pick up lousy habits like opposing the opposite sex. Pop stars included. All the teen angst of "My boyfriend sucks!" and all that crap. The "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" shirts. But as soon as something remotely against a woman pops up, all guys are automatically SEXIST. That is fucking bullshit.

 

3. That lonely older guy ISN'T a slimy sleezeball. He's something else. What he is is called "NORMAL". In other words, he wants human contact just like everyone else.

 

Well that's the one thing I can beg to differ. Not all older guys are pedos but you have a few who want a younger girl cuz she's young and dumb. Then again, not all older guys who are nice to younger girls are looking for entrance to her pants. Goes both ways.

 

4. Are you poor? Didn't think so. So buy your own fucking drinks at the bar.

 

Exactly. With that being said and done...why don't YOU buy ME a drink!?! Non-alcoholic though...I don't comsume alcohol. :)

 

5. Speaking of the bar, You aren't sexy when you go up there and dyke out or climb onto the bar or stripper stage. You look like a drunken ass. And the strip club crowd paid 15 dollars to see the STRIPPERS, NOT SOME DRUNK SKANK.

 

I cannot further elaborate on that comment. The nail has been hit on the head.

 

6. I'm not fighting anyone for you. Someone staring at you? Someone flirting with you? Someone call you a name? Ex boyfriend pissed off? DEAL WITH IT!

 

I owe you a shitload of rep, BIG time.

 

I can go on and on. For years men have always been seen as the criminals. ALWAYS. If there is a divorce or a breakup it is ALWAYS the guy's fault. I don't understand that concept. If she did something wrong, it is STILL his fault. He MADE her cheat. WTF? It is perfectly okay for girls to get away with shit like this. But if ONE guy fucks up, the whole gender is tainted. It is about time the females get bashing of my own. Once again, just the bitches and sluts and so on. So if you think I am being sexist or KVH is being sexist, then you are nothing more than a product and a tool of today's society and media that taints your brain with this ridiculous propaganda that is plaguing our nation.

 

P.S. I still don't condone rapes and cheating and all the other shit some of us guys do. Still think I'm sexist? Well I feel very sorry for you. Seachelle (a rare member here) already got my verbal bashing and she's seen the light. A once ranting feminist turned sensible. Take notes from her.

 

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OK, these feminazis REALLY piss me the Hell off! Had this one little BITCH start a fight with me and I wasn't doing jack shit to her! the attention whore just kept annoying the living hell out of me and the next minute, I finally told the sorry-ass skank to go back to whatever rock she crawled out from under and the whore slapped me! I slapped her back, nearly knocking her few teeth down her throat! She still kept pushing me to the limits of my patience, and finally, I punched the Jezebel right in her big mouth!!! Normally I wouldn't think of hitting a female, but in this case, I made an exception. She started treating me like crap, she should have expected to receive the same treatment. The feminazi bitch hit me again, and I finally opened a can of whoop-ass on her, and her own mother cheered me on! Her own MOTHER! Needless to say, that feminazi whore won't be mouthing off to me ever agin, unless she wants ANOTHER free trip to the hospital. I told her "If you feminazi ho's ever try this shit with me or any member of my family, expect to get the shit kicked out of you!" All these steryotypes about Men are, for the most part, just plain BULLSHIT! If a guy enjoys cleaning his house, that fraggin' doesn't make him gay, it just means he runs a tight ship! Not all women are golddigging whores, but NOW, tv, and the fucking ACLU have put that bullshit into the heads of very impressioable kids and others. Frippin' radical left wing bastards! Here's hoping that every fraggin' one of them rots in Hell along with that fat lying bastich son of a jackal bitch Michael Moore! :mad:
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