Anna Perenna Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Women.... can't live with em, can't bring em out back and do em 'ole yeller style'! The human woman is a model of inconsistency... On one hand they like a clean man, but usually aren't clean themsleves... They call men dogs for wanting to fuck many women, and then become the neighborhood sperm bank as soon as the men go to work... They cry about everything under the sun to get thier way and then scoff at the man for getting emotional... They clean you up... cut your hair, make you shave, and buy you clothes, and then get pissed when other women show interest in you... They want a house with a white pickett fence, but never clean it, and flat out refuse to paint the fence once in a while! They suck your dick like they are auditioning untill they marry you, then the barely look at it, and then get pissed when you get someone else to do it! They want children but won't diciplin them! They want more money but get pissed when you work so late! They make you not buy that router you need because it's expensive, then go out and buy 3 pairs of fucking black shoes! They complain they are getting fat, then eat an entire box of chocolate cherries while sitting on the couch watching jerry springer! they tell you to shovel the driveway, then get pissed when your boots track in some snow! They bitch and complain about EVERYTHING you do then go on to bitch about you not wanting to talk anymore! :: Side note:: Then they bitch that you spend so much time with the dog They want an expensive car, but never think to tell you when the oil light has been on for 20k miles They tell you to paint the shed, then they tell you to take out the trash, then they bitch at you for not finishing the shed, then they tell you you never finish what you started! They bitch beause you want to have sex, then complain that you finish to quick! They complain because you watch the history chanel for 2 hours a night, then turn on Lifetime for Women and proceed to drool from all the brain inactivity! Wow, but you seem like such a great catch. I'm in shock that a good woman hasn't just snatched you up! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Anna Perenna Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 p.s. All the pent up women haters on this thread need to visit a brothel, and quickly. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Outlaw2747 Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 I knew there was something I missed. The whole "Since you men are stronger and should be chivalrous, we can slap the shit out of you and you cannot hit me because I have tits and a vagina!" ordeal. If that isn't one of the most sexist things I have ever witnessed. Frankly no one should be hitting ANYONE unless it is self defense or something of that nature. I will put it like this...if a girl has the intestinal fortitude to attack me without any good reason (a good reason would be if I hit her or attacked her family) then she better have the intestinal fortitude to get her ass kicked. Plain and simple. Besides a few anatomical differences, she is still a human and a living thing capable of doing damage...no matter who is the stronger of the two. If I get slapped, prepare for retaliation. I won't go medival on her ass but I prefer to produce some sort of discomfort...even with a guy. If an all out attack is sensed, prepare yourself. Women cannot get away with that shit with me in no way. Doesn't work. You know what category ANY attacker falls in? Not man, not woman, not kid. ENEMY. And they all get the same treatment. The entertainment business these days make it OKAY and even funny to slap a guy in the face, beat him with some sort of object, or kick in the balls. But if a guy is shown just PUSHING a girl...the whole damn world ends. EQUALITY MY ASS! IMO, you did the right thing and that BITCH got what the hell she deserves. 1 Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
phreakwars Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 p.s. All the pent up women haters on this thread need to visit a brothel, and quickly. Last time fullauto did that, he couldn't get that pussy smell off his dick. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Anna Perenna Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Last time fullauto did that, he couldn't get that pussy smell off his dick. . . That was him? Wow, he's even more eligible than I originally thought! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
phreakwars Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Yup, sure was him: http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=53495 . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 That was him? Wow, he's even more eligible than I originally thought! Must have had the lowest perception of him before.crank it up a notch,he has blue eyes. 1 Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
tizz Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 HEHE from my uncle.... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO! And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
fullauto Posted October 6, 2005 Author Posted October 6, 2005 Last time fullauto did that, he couldn't get that pussy smell off his dick. . . Code Red! I got a Hater here.... HATER ! ! ! ! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted October 6, 2005 Author Posted October 6, 2005 HEHE from my uncle.... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO! And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. LOL.... How do I give your uncle Rep? Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted October 6, 2005 Author Posted October 6, 2005 Must have had the lowest perception of him before.crank it up a notch,he has blue eyes. That was him? Wow, he's even more eligible than I originally thought! Can we get an auction going... If I'm going to be 'valued' like this, I want to get Rep for it! Fullauto... here we have a fine specimen of a man... Ex military, well educated, high IQ, and apparently blue eyes help too! He is a homeowner, owns several rental properties, Two vehicles that are paid for, no credit card debt, a sizable bank account, and a dog named 'bones' with a propensity to take off for days at a time... He cooks, cleans, fixes cars, build computers, plays drums, guitar, and a little trumpet... Since he is 'used', he will come with a few issues... He as a 2 years old child, Likes living alone, Sundays are game day, 1 metal shoulder and many scars, and he tends to speak his mind... We're gonna start the bidding at 30,000 rep! Do I here 30,000? 30,000? Cmon people! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Lets ask Vortie 1 Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
fullauto Posted October 7, 2005 Author Posted October 7, 2005 LOL.... he'll bite... What do ya say Vorty... am I worth some rep?! 1 Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
TheJenn88 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Can we get an auction going... If I'm going to be 'valued' like this, I want to get Rep for it! Fullauto... here we have a fine specimen of a man... Ex military, well educated, high IQ, and apparently blue eyes help too! He is a homeowner, owns several rental properties, Two vehicles that are paid for, no credit card debt, a sizable bank account, and a dog named 'bones' with a propensity to take off for days at a time... He cooks, cleans, fixes cars, build computers, plays drums, guitar, and a little trumpet... Since he is 'used', he will come with a few issues... He as a 2 years old child, Likes living alone, Sundays are game day, 1 metal shoulder and many scars, and he tends to speak his mind... We're gonna start the bidding at 30,000 rep! Do I here 30,000? 30,000? Cmon people! I don't know how much your rep will go up, but, 30k rep! 1 Quote
ToriAllen Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Can we get an auction going... If I'm going to be 'valued' like this, I want to get Rep for it! Fullauto... here we have a fine specimen of a man... Ex military, well educated, high IQ, and apparently blue eyes help too! He is a homeowner, owns several rental properties, Two vehicles that are paid for, no credit card debt, a sizable bank account, and a dog named 'bones' with a propensity to take off for days at a time... He cooks, cleans, fixes cars, build computers, plays drums, guitar, and a little trumpet... Since he is 'used', he will come with a few issues... He as a 2 years old child, Likes living alone, Sundays are game day, 1 metal shoulder and many scars, and he tends to speak his mind... We're gonna start the bidding at 30,000 rep! Do I here 30,000? 30,000? Cmon people! Hmmm. Ex military +2,000 Well educated +8,000 IQ: IQ < 80 -10,000 80 < IQ < 110 +1,000 110 < IQ < 130 +5,000 IQ > 130 +10,000 (assume high IQ) Blue eyes +3,000 Homeowner +1,000 Rental properties +3,000 Debt Free Vehicles (each) Sports car > $40,000 + 4,000 SUV(any kind) + 2,000 Mercedes (any kind) + 6,000 Ford Pinto -2,000 Toyota Paseo(said with gay lisp) -5,000 All others +200(the assumed value) Sizable bank account (no debt) + 8,000 Unreliable dog +2 Dog name +800 Cooks/Cleans +10,000 Fixes cars/builds computers + 3,000 Musically inclined + 5,000 If singing voice + 1,000 extra Child + 500 Anti-social behavior - 3,000 Sports buff - 5,000 Battle scars -100 Mind of his own - 500 Lets see 2000 + 8000 + 10000 + 3000 + 1000 + 3000 + 400 + 8000 + 2 + 800 + 10000 + 3000 + 5000 + 500 - 3000 - 5000 - 100 - 500 = 46,102 I Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
TheJenn88 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 =( I dont think I have high enough rep to bid over that! Um.. $1!! Quote
ToriAllen Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 =( I dont think I have high enough rep to bid over that! Um.. $1!! lol You don't want to know what you get for a dollar. 1 Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
fullauto Posted October 7, 2005 Author Posted October 7, 2005 for a buck you can hear me fart through a walkie-talkie! (sense of humor +3000) Cmon people.... Tori is Hot and Smart and she thinks I'm worth 40 something! Surely Someone can match that.... and oh yeah, Bones is loyal... sure he leaves for extended periods of time, but he always comes back! EDIT: I just found out PREAK bid some rep on me! Cmon people... This is Phreak were talking about.... the peoples mod! I must be worth something! 1 Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
RoyalOrleans Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Despite your little popularity contest, fullauto, I've got to say that I'm worth at least three more dollars than you. Keeps gunk out of belly button = $3.00 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
fullauto Posted October 7, 2005 Author Posted October 7, 2005 Use of the word cracker in his moniker +10,000... I officially bid 40,003 on Royal Orleans! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
RoyalOrleans Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Use of the word cracker in his moniker +10,000... I officially bid 40,003 on Royal Orleans! Ooooo.... I knew this Mod status shit would pay off! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
TheJenn88 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Use of the word cracker in his moniker +10,000... I officially bid 40,003 on Royal Orleans! nyah. I just made your rep go up from 313k to 387k Quote
ToriAllen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Wow Jenn. You've had a big jump in Rep. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
TheJenn88 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Despite your little popularity contest, fullauto, I've got to say that I'm worth at least three more dollars than you. Keeps gunk out of belly button = $3.00 Finefinefine. $3.00 on RO There, I bid on you, too. //edit// $3.50 Bigger cock, apparently. Quote
ToriAllen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Alright. Where is my rep? I'm worth at least as much as the guys combined... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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