berniec Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 If for whatever reason we had to do it,who would you pick?? TIZZ...could be fun. TORI?? thoughts of concentration camps maybe.. SD? I think i would cut my throat first. Anyway,give me your thoughts..Also you girls. Quote
ToriAllen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Hmmmm. This is difficult. All of the men on here are screwed up with emotional problems and baggage. I Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Lethalfind Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 If someone was holding a gun to my head, making me get married, I would seriously consider asking them to pull the trigger. At least the pain would be quick. Nothing at all like marriage where your partner gets to stick the knife in and turn it when he wants a little fun and then of course there is the pouring in a little salt when he gets bored. EAT A BULLET or MARRIAGE, hard choice. Is anyone on here in a coma?? I think a comatose husband would be OK, just as long as I never had to see him but then there would always be the worry he would wake up... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 If opposites attract then I got dibs on AIG! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
ToriAllen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Decision making process Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
phreakwars Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Well, lets see: tizz- Would turn me into an abusive spouse, I'd have to start the day out by smacking her ToriAllen- Cute, but thinks she is smarter then me... absolute turn off TheJenn88- Would feel like I am raising a teen all over again SD87- Would annoy me with alleged inteluctual conversation skategreen- cute, but too short, and too old angie- hmm, don't really know about that one... I'd probably cheat on her A.I.G.- couldn't handle me unless she started smoking pot with me, then we'd have some fun !! Lethalfind- see Tori charteusechick- Would annoy me with bugger bubbles. Parasite God- I'd have to put her on a diet of weed and sex. Gray~Gal... eh.. too plain jane for me Cynthia- Party Girl !! I likes her !! Sonyathebitch- I love the bitchy type, I'd be horny all the time. Whatever- I'd probably knock her up and divorce her and leave her in the ghetto. Anna Perenna- Well if she was as fine as most Aussie women are, I'd take her on looks alone. ta2dgirl28- I think I picked her up at a bar in Omaha a few years ago and fucked her already... she was kinda loose. Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome blowjob out of it. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ToriAllen Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 ToriAllen- Cute, but knows she is smarter then me... absolute turn off . Well, as long as you know it, too. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Vortex Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome blowjob out of it. . . OMG...lol.. guilty as charged... Vortex- yeah, I know, but I have bigger balls than any of the men on this site. Besides, we could go shopping, do each others hair and nails, and stay up all night talking about Mel Gibson Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
Ruse Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Hah, I don't know whether I'm pleased or indignant that I'm not on any lists. I think I'll go with pleased. I'm too asexual to care.^^ Quote Invictus maneo. O imitarores, servum pecus! You make me wish I could lose half of my brains just so I can say I appreciated what you just said. "Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." - Adolf Hitler Art of War. Atlas Shrugged. Not just books; Philosophy, and ways of life.
eisanbt Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 tizz seems to be the choice Pick of the ladies, sensible and she's just too sweet! (Probably hot as a jet engine too) Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
angie Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Thanks, Phreak. I feel the love! Though I highly doubt you'd have the sex drive to cheat on me after I got done with you...I can be as bad as an 18 year old guy. Interesting topic...I'll have to get back to ya' on that. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Outlaw2747 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Outlaw- Smart and honest. Slightly damaged Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Outlaw2747 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 But here is a synopsis of my observations of the lovely ladies here at GF: Tori: Prejudice against short guys because we are seen as inferior and it ruins her "image" probably, has kids, taken. Attractive and intelligent though. Eliminated. Tizz: Has kids, prefer someone around my age. Eliminated. SD87: Too young...18 is my limit. Would make for a good conversation though we do not truly share the same interests. Eliminated. TheJenn88: Same deal as her friend SD87. Eliminated. Chartuesechick: Dunno much about. Plus booger bubbles are sick...lol! AHEM! Eliminated. Skategreen: Dunno much about her either. Other than that, I don't see anything blantantly wrong with her. But due to my lack of knowledge...eliminated. AIG: Too religious, and very much oblivious to what is going on. Eliminated. Plus I LOVE pork. DizzyMe: So beautiful and intelligent but TAKEN!!! ELIMINATED!!! Bec: Taken and she wouldn't tolerate my language too much (though I am trying to improve). I don't want to offend any woman like that but it cannot be helped. Eliminated. Angie: Oh so gorgeous and oh so intelligent but TAKEN! And pregnant! ELIMINATED!!! Anna: We'd probably butt heads alot since we are both quite smartmouthed. But I do have a thing for Aussie women... Umm...eliminated. Here's the kicker though...MARRIAGE DESTROYS LIVES AND IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND SERVES NO PURPOSE THAN TO FUCK PEOPLE OVER!!! I DON'T CONSIDER GETTING MARRIED ANYWAYS SO EVERYONE IS FRIGGIN' ELIMINATED ANYWAYS!!! Thank you... Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
snafu Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 I Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Lethalfind Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Phreak, I'll take that as a compliment !!! lol as for becoming an abusive spouse, I fight back and I have a license to carry... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
smutt butt Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Decision making process Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
smutt butt Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 angie, but she is taken tizz, yes but would have to have plenty of duct tape. graygal , of course. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
ToriAllen Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Ill marry you babe...i could at least marry you legaly....but id have to have boyfriends and my own room...you understand and mel gibson....hes one of those "hunks" that only straight women seem to like....(like kevin costner, stephen segal, michael douglas, and people like fabio).....Throw in the topic of Collin Ferral, VinDiesel, Nick Lachey, and Billy Zane (with hair) and ill pop the poporn and do your nails first!! I understand. Vin Diesel it is... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
TheJenn88 Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 TheJenn88- Would feel like I am raising a teen all over again Aw, I'm not THAT bad At any rate, I think it would be kind of weird making a list, seeing as most of the males here are about twice my age. Quote
snafu Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Oh and angie looks hot too. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
berniec Posted October 9, 2005 Author Posted October 9, 2005 I am avaible,but you must be able to type. Teenyboppers and Vortex need not apply. Quote
matrix101 Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 If I'd had to marry a fellow member,she'd have to be the last woman on the planet.I'd marry and as soon as I gettin' pissed ,i'd get rid of her some way or another Quote
builder Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Aaaah, kay then. If I do have to marry, I wanna marry all of them In one hit. Just like that. No fucking around. The divorces might get messy, but with so many wealth sources, we couldn't lose. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
RoyalOrleans Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 No question... I'd want to marry Angie... pregnant or not. I get the feeling shes a little hottie. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
angie Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 You guys are making me blush!! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
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