builder Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 You guys are making me blush!! That's a good thing. Yes? Angie???? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
angie Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 That's a good thing. Yes? Angie???? Very good thing. I am quite flattered! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
builder Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Very good thing. I am quite flattered! You are attractive plus. I hope you don't mind us ogling. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
builder Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Your determination turns my crank. Your bump is hot. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
builder Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Your avatar gives me the fucking shits. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
bec Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 I'm going the safe route and pick Eddo. I don't know the rest of you numb nuts well enough to pick. I know Outlaw but he's right, he cusses too much. Besides, he seems so angry. LOL I like to wear the pants in the house and I don't think Outlaw would allow that. I don't think Eddo would put up much of a fight. 1 Quote I am an idiot...
ToriAllen Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Yeah, Angie you're my top pick, too. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Outlaw2747 Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 I'm going the safe route and pick Eddo. I don't know the rest of you numb nuts well enough to pick. I know Outlaw but he's right, he cusses too much. Besides, he seems so angry. LOL I like to wear the pants in the house and I don't think Outlaw would allow that. I don't think Eddo would put up much of a fight. You get rep for being smart Bec. Although I am actually trying to work on the language in real life. I never used to curse alot but after a few years....the anger thing. So you are correct about that as well. As for wearing the pants in the house...fuck that. NO ONE bosses me around and I boss around no one. I believe in equality and take charge when it pertains to something I am good at and not because of the genitalia a possess. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
angie Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Yeah, Angie you're my top pick, too. Aww Tori thanks! Didn't know you cared!! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Vortex Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 I am avaible,but you must be able to type. Teenyboppers and Vortex need not apply. dont you worry about that bernie.....i like more masculine men... Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
skategreen Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 The internet police arrived, and rounded us all up, trucked us to a remote island not yet discovered by the world at large and ordered us to marry each other.......because we've each in turn been assholes, and this is now our punishment? I'm trying to think of why the Hell we'd ever be "forced" to marry one another. It has to be real, see... in some way it has to at least be enough of an idea for an ABC Movie Of the Week..... But I think, even without a gun to my head, I'd choose CES. I'd marry him for his recipes. (he wouldn't regret it, my baking skills could bring World Peace) Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
TheJenn88 Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Why not save the trouble of deciding and just have one massive gangbang? Quote
eisanbt Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 it's innovative I'll give you that... Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
phreakwars Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Why not save the trouble of deciding and just have one massive gangbang?But first, we'll throw a huge party !! It's in Jenn's mouth and EVERYONE is cummin !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
berniec Posted October 10, 2005 Author Posted October 10, 2005 dont you worry about that bernie.....i like more masculine men... Five foot two.eyes of blue--------what more do you want? Quote
Outlaw2747 Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Why not save the trouble of deciding and just have one massive gangbang? How about no? Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Anna Perenna Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Anna Perenna- Well if she was as fine as most Aussie women are, I'd take her on looks alone. And don't forget, we already fight like a married couple! Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome blowjob out of it. . . Hahahahahaha! p.s. I would marry none of you. But I would consider being a highly paid 'mistress'. 1 Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
phreakwars Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 I'll start the bidding at 2 BITS !! And I want my change. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Anna Perenna Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 I'll start the bidding at 2 BITS !! And I want my change. . . 2 Bits of WHAT? I accept all minerals. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Yes, without a doubt; Skategreen although we would both ignore the "married" fact...too cumbersome a label and oh so stifeling. I would need somebody who wouldn't bat an eyelid at my tendency to go on walk about from food market to food market, for an entire day, buying food items I have no idea how to use, and then discovering what I can use them for. Somebody who could eat Curry for breakfast, and pancakes for dinner. Somebody who could not have an alcoholic drink for months, and then in one afternoon, polish off a bottle of wine for no particular reason at all other than to get "fuzzy" for the moment. I would need somebody who could be like 2 boats on a bay, sailing around each other, waving at each other from a distance, and occassionally, passing close by so that they could tether together, and walk around as a guest on the other's vessel and tell the other skipper personally, "nice boat! Thanks for sharing it with me!". With Skategreen however, kitchen antics would be at an all time high....as would fingerpainting, and beachcombing, talking to strangers, and overtly colorful clothing, and hats- lots of hats - different kinds... And food! At least we would know which of us is "Julia Child" and who is "Betty Crocker"! I cook, I DON'T BAKE! (except Canadian shortbread cookies) Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
phreakwars Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Another fucking eHarmony moment.... If I were single.... I would not NEED at all, I would like to have around some chick who is pretty quiet for the most part, but can carry an interesting conversation. Ability to tolerate a very sarcastic speaking, but never serious about life person who lives for the next day in a very practical non conformist existence and is happy just being alive...non pot smokers need not apply.. Also preferred is a non party girl type drinking buddy who drinks in moderation on very rare occasions just for shits and giggles, and loves to socialize with a crowd. Our incomes MUST be moderate, yet somewhat conservative. We won't live for a big house and a dog and a mini-van and 2.3 kids, but we will accept them as they come by our own hard work as a joint effort of fair bill distributions. Financial security will come from high $$ 401k contributions from each of us, and solid investments through a reputable brokerage house. My mate is also NOT allowed to carry a credit card, as I do not believe in spending money I don't have. I find those extra wants and needs in life that one has not worked for, are just material possessions and therefore, not needed for us to be happy... SHALL I GO ON ?? Well anyways, if I sound like you ideal mate, well, your shit out of luck for now, I don't care how fucking hot you are or how ugly you are, you'll get your shot after my wife expires under natural conditions of old age. Cuz I gots my bitch already !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 ...Cuz I gots my bitch already !!... True love reigns supreme in the Phreakwars residence... He's going to NEED another place to sleep if the wife ever reads that! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 CES-nice guy but NAH. Phreak-If you asked,it would be a Yes.Can't we have fun without damaging our internal organs? Hugh E. Rection-Iam furious at the thought. Outlaw- He looks like 50 cent.And where is he from? Royal Orleans- What a weird combination it would be. Vortex- I wish I was good enough.Something's missing. Builder- Love him.But he is too hang up on angie at the moment. MRIH- Next! KVH- Good guy.Hates my religion. sigh Fullauto- Nice eyes.Our kids would be cute for sure.But ''hail enki'' would drive me mad. Spleefman-Bad role model. R&E- No way. Tonon- Who? Snafu- Apprently I'm like a daughter to him.Marriege is not an option. Johny 5- You're in my top 3. WYPO- Hardly say a word to each other. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
ToriAllen Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Vortex- I wish I was good enough.Something's missing. Hmmmm. LOL Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
phreakwars Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 I also neglected to mention that I also cook. Not counting behind the pizza counter, I am the chef and kitchen supervisor for a club in town and I have competed in many cooking competitions. I was taught by the best of the best (my grandma's) and I have a huge culinary arsenal of good eats memorized in my mind of every ethnic type available. My specialty is authentic mexican, and mid western American meals. I even figured out KFC's secret recipie !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
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