berniec Posted October 24, 2006 Author Posted October 24, 2006 I'd marry Skategreen. Sorry Builder. but if you go further back you will find she is already taken,by yours truely. Gee,its good to be back again. Ihave undergone a complete lifestyle change. New address,new occupation,but best of all...freedom.. 1 Quote
builder Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 I'd marry Skategreen. Sorry Builder. but if you go further back you will find she is already taken,by yours truely. Gee,its good to be back again. Ihave undergone a complete lifestyle change. New address,new occupation,but best of all...freedom.. Sounds good, especially the freedom part. I'm kicking back after eleven weeks of constant hard slog. Time to plan for more freedom of choice. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
ToriAllen Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 I haven't REALLY gotten to know anymore of the women on here... I'll have to stay with my Queen, Torri Allen. I feel so loved. I do have to wonder, though... How is it, after all this time, that you don't know my name? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 I feel so loved. I do have to wonder, though... How is it, after all this time, that you don't know my name? Pardon me... ToriAllen... Do you want me to use your real name??? kidding. Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
ToriAllen Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Pardon me... ToriAllen... Do you want me to use your real name??? kidding. Don Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Don Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
ToriAllen Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Ouch... called a manwhore by my own future ex-wife... that's rough... We'd have to have a prenump. I'm not paying alimony to a manwhore. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 We'd have to have a prenump. I'm not paying alimony to a manwhore. Haha, Prenump is fine. I might have to remove the "ex" from in front of that though... Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
Lethalfind Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 I'd marry Tori but we would have to sleep in seperate rooms because of our issues with how our bed clothes have too be. I have always had a thing for Tori. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Chi Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 No one picked me. I shall go slit my wrists now..... Quote
Lethalfind Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Your probably lucky Chi, would you really want one of us?? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
phreakwars Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 If I was married to Tori, I first would wonder how the fuck it happened... must have been my sarcastic charm... But any way's, I would, of course, give the relationship a chance. I think on a political level, Ms. Allen and I, have a very YIN & YANG view. Spiritually speaking... eh.. I could convert her over...wouldn't be much of a prob.. We'd still get to celebrate Christmas and Easter for what it was ACTUALLY meant to be celebrated for !!Most Deist do carry over some christian principals ... the good ones, not the Dogmatic ones.. Financially, the bitch better have AT LEAST a part time job, or some good child support coming from the EX Mr. Allen, I don't mind all the kids, but a common ground will need to be met here... that's just common sense in a marriage.. Chances are I am giving the ex Mrs. Phreakwars some much needed child support herself, and that might affect us unless the tips get a little bit better for me.. The next thing that might be a problem, and I guess I never really asked Beth this before, so maybe it won't be a problem... is the southern accent. I couldn't begin to describe my disliking for all that southern fucking draw'l and southern fucking hospitality. Bitch better liberate yourself a bit more !! As for the sex... hmm.. she's what 25 or 26.. I'm what... 35.. A couple things might happen here as well [ ]She wares me out, and is always in the mood more then me [ ]She has more all over orgasms since I totally insist on going down on her and making her cum at least 7 or 8 times before I even START to put my standard sized penis in her. [ ]More "quiky" rounds, since I can't keep up with someone in their mid 20's.Hell, I could go off on a complete tangent with just sex alone.. I guess now that I think about it, this is an interesting question. :rolleyes: . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
KathyA Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 As for the sex... hmm.. she's what 25 or 26.. I'm what... 35.. A couple things might happen here as well [ ]She wares me out, and is always in the mood more then me [ ]She has more all over orgasms since I totally insist on going down on her and making her cum at least 7 or 8 times before I even START to put my standard sized penis in her. [ ]More "quiky" rounds, since I can't keep up with someone in their mid 20's.Hell, I could go off on a complete tangent with just sex alone. Sigh Exactly the reason's why I miss being 20ish.. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
de kannibaal Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 I would marry myself, I find myself so becoming and charming, and that is just so attractive. But it would be platonic of course, so I would want to have raunchy jungle sex with Clarity on the side. Quote Okay, I really suck
KathyA Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 When I first saw this post, I didn't really know anyone well enough to form an opinion.. After being here for a minimal amount of time.. I can now say that there is only ONE person on this site.. And that would be.. Nazz.. Why? Because he is truly off the fucking wall..And pretty much the only man I have ever met that can put me in my place.. (when I need it) and leave me utterly speechless. I have always been pretty good with a comeback lines.. But not when talking to him.. He always manages to get the upper hand.. But not for long.. That and of course, the promise that he can lick my falopian tubes.. LOL..Yeah that got my attention.. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Chi Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Your probably lucky Chi, would you really want one of us?? Not a chance in hell!!!! lol;) Quote
ToriAllen Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Haha, Prenump is fine. I might have to remove the "ex" from in front of that though... You say that now Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Chi Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Graphic detailed sex with Phreak, the licking of fallopian tubes- yikes! I am officially grossed out..... Quote
Zukiman Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 I would marry myself, I find myself so becoming and charming, and that is just so attractive. But it would be platonic of course, so I would want to have raunchy jungle sex with Clarity on the side. I figured you and Phreak would hit it off. You could perform "tubesteakoscopies" on eachother:D Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 You say that now Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
KathyA Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Graphic detailed sex with Phreak, the licking of fallopian tubes- yikes! I am officially grossed out..... That was a bit much eh.. He promised me though.. So I must hold him to it! Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Oh... and just so you ladies know... I can part my hair... with my tongue Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
ToriAllen Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 I've done worse... I'm sure...But have you done meaner, moodier, or more vindictive? It's kinda funny, I've lived down here most of my life, but I am very good at code switching. Depending on who I am talking to, I can pretty much match any accent. I was told by a yankee, just 2 or 3 days ago, that I dont have an accent... So, that won't be too bad of a problem... so long as I dont drink too much... The accent only comes out when I yell or get upset. Other than that, no accent. Oh darling... you wont have to worry about that with me... I know this was for Phreak, but... I'm just sayin... a little FYI No toys? That's not much fun. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 I'm sure...But have you done meaner, moodier, or more vindictive? yes The accent only comes out when I yell or get upset. Other than that, no accent. If i'm drunk, or around country ass people, or if I yell it comes out... I guess there are certain words too... but, like i say... not much on the accent dept. No toys? That's not much fun. Baby, if you want them there, that's fine... but trust me on this... you WILL NOT need them... Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
phreakwars Posted October 25, 2006 Posted October 25, 2006 Did you say toys Ms Allen ?? I am SOO in love... can't have fun without tongue & toys.. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
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