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I'd marry Skategreen.

 

Sorry Builder. but if you go further back you will find she is already taken,by yours truely.

 

Gee,its good to be back again. Ihave undergone a complete lifestyle change.

New address,new occupation,but best of all...freedom..

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I'd marry Skategreen.

 

Sorry Builder. but if you go further back you will find she is already taken,by yours truely.

 

Gee,its good to be back again. Ihave undergone a complete lifestyle change.

New address,new occupation,but best of all...freedom..

 

Sounds good, especially the freedom part. I'm kicking back after eleven weeks of constant hard slog. Time to plan for more freedom of choice. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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I haven't REALLY gotten to know anymore of the women on here... I'll have to stay with my Queen, Torri Allen.

I feel so loved. I do have to wonder, though... How is it, after all this time, that you don't know my name?:rolleyes:

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I feel so loved. I do have to wonder, though... How is it, after all this time, that you don't know my name?:rolleyes:

 

Pardon me... ToriAllen... Do you want me to use your real name??? ;) kidding.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Pardon me... ToriAllen... Do you want me to use your real name??? ;) kidding.

Don

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Don

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Ouch... called a manwhore by my own future ex-wife... that's rough... ;)

We'd have to have a prenump. I'm not paying alimony to a manwhore.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted
We'd have to have a prenump. I'm not paying alimony to a manwhore.

 

Haha, Prenump is fine. I might have to remove the "ex" from in front of that though... ;)

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

Posted

I'd marry Tori but we would have to sleep in seperate rooms because of our issues with how our bed clothes have too be.

 

I have always had a thing for Tori.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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If I was married to Tori, I first would wonder how the fuck it happened... must have been my sarcastic charm...:rolleyes:

 

But any way's, I would, of course, give the relationship a chance.

 

I think on a political level, Ms. Allen and I, have a very YIN & YANG view.

 

Spiritually speaking... eh.. I could convert her over...wouldn't be much of a prob..

 

We'd still get to celebrate Christmas and Easter for what it was ACTUALLY meant to be celebrated for !!Most Deist do carry over some christian principals ... the good ones, not the Dogmatic ones..

 

Financially, the bitch better have AT LEAST a part time job, or some good child support coming from the EX Mr. Allen, I don't mind all the kids, but a common ground will need to be met here... that's just common sense in a marriage..

 

Chances are I am giving the ex Mrs. Phreakwars some much needed child support herself, and that might affect us unless the tips get a little bit better for me..

 

The next thing that might be a problem, and I guess I never really asked Beth this before, so maybe it won't be a problem... is the southern accent.

 

I couldn't begin to describe my disliking for all that southern fucking draw'l

and southern fucking hospitality. Bitch better liberate yourself a bit more !!

 

As for the sex... hmm.. she's what 25 or 26.. I'm what... 35.. A couple things might happen here as well

 


  • [ ]She wares me out, and is always in the mood more then me
    [ ]She has more all over orgasms since I totally insist on going down on her and making her cum at least 7 or 8 times before I even START to put my standard sized penis in her.
    [ ]More "quiky" rounds, since I can't keep up with someone in their mid 20's.

Hell, I could go off on a complete tangent with just sex alone..

 

I guess now that I think about it, this is an interesting question.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

.

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As for the sex... hmm.. she's what 25 or 26.. I'm what... 35.. A couple things might happen here as well

 


  • [ ]She wares me out, and is always in the mood more then me
    [ ]She has more all over orgasms since I totally insist on going down on her and making her cum at least 7 or 8 times before I even START to put my standard sized penis in her.
    [ ]More "quiky" rounds, since I can't keep up with someone in their mid 20's.

Hell, I could go off on a complete tangent with just sex alone.

 

 

Sigh

 

Exactly the reason's why I miss being 20ish..

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Posted
I would marry myself, I find myself so becoming and charming, and that is just so attractive. But it would be platonic of course, so I would want to have raunchy jungle sex with Clarity on the side.
Okay, I really suck
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When I first saw this post, I didn't really know anyone well enough to form an opinion..

 

After being here for a minimal amount of time.. I can now say that there is only ONE person on this site.. And that would be.. Nazz.. Why? Because he is truly off the fucking wall..And pretty much the only man I have ever met that can put me in my place.. (when I need it) and leave me utterly speechless. I have always been pretty good with a comeback lines.. But not when talking to him.. He always manages to get the upper hand.. But not for long..

 

That and of course, the promise that he can lick my falopian tubes.. LOL..Yeah that got my attention..

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Posted
Haha, Prenump is fine. I might have to remove the "ex" from in front of that though... ;)

You say that now

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted
I would marry myself, I find myself so becoming and charming, and that is just so attractive. But it would be platonic of course, so I would want to have raunchy jungle sex with Clarity on the side.

I figured you and Phreak would hit it off. You could perform "tubesteakoscopies" on eachother:D

Posted
You say that now

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

Posted
Graphic detailed sex with Phreak, the licking of fallopian tubes- yikes! I am officially grossed out.....

 

 

That was a bit much eh.. He promised me though.. So I must hold him to it! :D

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Posted
Oh... and just so you ladies know... I can part my hair... with my tongue ;)

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

Posted
I've done worse... :eek:

I'm sure...But have you done meaner, moodier, or more vindictive?

 

 

 

It's kinda funny, I've lived down here most of my life, but I am very good at code switching. Depending on who I am talking to, I can pretty much match any accent. I was told by a yankee, just 2 or 3 days ago, that I dont have an accent... So, that won't be too bad of a problem... so long as I dont drink too much... :D

The accent only comes out when I yell or get upset. Other than that, no accent.

 

 

 

Oh darling... you wont have to worry about that with me... I know this was for Phreak, but... I'm just sayin... a little FYI ;)

No toys? That's not much fun.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted
I'm sure...But have you done meaner, moodier, or more vindictive?

 

yes

 

The accent only comes out when I yell or get upset. Other than that, no accent.

 

If i'm drunk, or around country ass people, or if I yell it comes out... I guess there are certain words too... but, like i say... not much on the accent dept.

 

 

No toys? That's not much fun.

 

Baby, if you want them there, that's fine... but trust me on this... you WILL NOT need them...

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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