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Well anyways, if I sound like you ideal mate, well, your shit out of luck for now, I don't care how fucking hot you are or how ugly you are, you'll get your shot after my wife expires under natural conditions of old age. Cuz I gots my bitch already !!

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I thought we were married for a short while...

 

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:24 PM: And how has your day been hon? The kids are being monsters again.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:26 PM: The school called me about your daughter, she was hitting some kids on the playground

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: We will have to figure out a tougher for of punishment.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: I say YOUR daughter because I don't claim her

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Today has been hectic. How are you

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: She takes after your dad and you know it

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Your fucking mother has been ragging today too, seems your dad is not letting her have the car again.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: No TV for a week?

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: I'm fine, just a bit sleepy...last night wore me out.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: You've seen her drive...

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: Just tell her to go take her meds

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: Bad! You shouldn't talk about our private time on a public forum!

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: I ain't talking to the bitch, shes a fucking rag

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Maybe we should get her one of those lip hair removers for her birthday

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Ha Ha Ha

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: You better be careful little man. People say I look like mom.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: I'm sorry but its just starting to piss me off, your fucking brother was drunk as hell last night, should have seen this porker he was hitting on.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: That could be me in twenty years...

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: I told you, you start looking like that bitch, I'll divorce your ass, I ain't bullshitting

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Don't get me started on siblings or I'll have to bring up your brother Joe and his boyfriend Gary

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Get a better job and I can afford plastic surgery

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Oh darn, hes gone now

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: we'll have to continue this discussion later

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Too bad

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Lol

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: I told you you DON'T need new breats, I like them the way they are.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: yeah but Double D's would just round me off so nicely

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: The strech marks could use some work though

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: Just incase anyone is wondering, lancer sent me a message wondering if Tori is my wife

 

 

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I tell ya what, I think I might just have to start a ToriAllen fan site.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I get so many damn messages..."DAMN SHES HOT"

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:48 PM: As long as it's a pay site.

 

What ever happened to the ToriAllen Fan Club? Nobody wuvs me. cry

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Here goes....

 

If I had to I would probably marry anyone of you for different reasons!

 

 

Tori: Hot... very hot.... after children... That's dicipline... I like that... That's very attractive..

 

Tizz: We would have some GREAT arguments!

 

SD87: sure, why not... we'd have to hold off on the sex till ya hit 18 but why not...

 

TheJenn88: same deal as SD... But she's got a great smile and looks like a very appreciative girl... very nice...

 

Chartuesechick: Little scarey to tell ya the truth... I'd do it, but You'd need to drop the 'my sould is as black as charcoal' thing

 

Skategreen: Older woman... Never had one... I'd try it... even if the sex is not too often, at least she'd be interesting to BS with...

 

AIG: Yeah... Ok... I'm not even sure what to say... She might be hot, I don't know... But that Islam shit has got to go!

 

DizzyMe: Dizzy is cute... really cute... I'd do it...

 

Angie: Seems pretty pleasant and witty... I'd do it...

 

Anna: I don't know, but for some reason I think we would make some pretty good music together... But what does she look like?

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

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Posted
I'll start the bidding at 2 BITS !!

 

And I want my change.

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As insulting as this is, it did inspire a wonderful new pet name:

 

Anna Pennyho.

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Anna: I don't know, but for some reason I think we would make some pretty good music together... But what does she look like?

 

Thank you.

 

But the only person who has proven he is worthy of seeing my picture is Builder.

 

And he's such a gentleman, he hasn't even asked to see it!

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OK I think I would have to MARRY CES and SkATE (I need a good cok around and skate and I could pair up and go skating while CES mows the lawn(s) ;) But then I would need things to be open for as we all know I am a slave to Phreak, would hop down my favorite drunk Aussies pants in a minute (I would go for outlaw but he has this odd thing about kids and since I am one it would never work) Fallauto you just scare me sometimes LOL (hhmm I will NEVER go for someone younger so who is OVER 30 anyway?) PJ knows I would marry him if just to learn how to make my legs look as good as his!!

 

HHMMM I think my age limitations leaves out most of the morons.... OK RO would be interesting, but we would beat the shit out of eachother LOL Hugh is too obsessed with his own falice and I would probably never get him out of the bathroom and I KNOW he would never share the Playboys...

 

 

Fuck it, I will stick to whoring myself out (I like variety)

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I thought we were married for a short while...

 

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:24 PM: And how has your day been hon? The kids are being monsters again.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:26 PM: The school called me about your daughter, she was hitting some kids on the playground

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: We will have to figure out a tougher for of punishment.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: I say YOUR daughter because I don't claim her

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Today has been hectic. How are you

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: She takes after your dad and you know it

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Your fucking mother has been ragging today too, seems your dad is not letting her have the car again.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: No TV for a week?

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: I'm fine, just a bit sleepy...last night wore me out.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: You've seen her drive...

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: Just tell her to go take her meds

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: Bad! You shouldn't talk about our private time on a public forum!

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: I ain't talking to the bitch, shes a fucking rag

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Maybe we should get her one of those lip hair removers for her birthday

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Ha Ha Ha

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: You better be careful little man. People say I look like mom.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: I'm sorry but its just starting to piss me off, your fucking brother was drunk as hell last night, should have seen this porker he was hitting on.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: That could be me in twenty years...

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: I told you, you start looking like that bitch, I'll divorce your ass, I ain't bullshitting

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Don't get me started on siblings or I'll have to bring up your brother Joe and his boyfriend Gary

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Get a better job and I can afford plastic surgery

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Oh darn, hes gone now

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: we'll have to continue this discussion later

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Too bad

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Lol

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: I told you you DON'T need new breats, I like them the way they are.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: yeah but Double D's would just round me off so nicely

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: The strech marks could use some work though

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: Just incase anyone is wondering, lancer sent me a message wondering if Tori is my wife

 

 

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I tell ya what, I think I might just have to start a ToriAllen fan site.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I get so many damn messages..."DAMN SHES HOT"

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:48 PM: As long as it's a pay site.

 

What ever happened to the ToriAllen Fan Club? Nobody wuvs me. cry

 

This was beautiful. I hope it's on again. I forgot to TiVo it. Damn!

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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Yes, without a doubt; Skategreen although we would both ignore the "married" fact...too cumbersome a label and oh so stifeling.

 

I would need somebody who wouldn't bat an eyelid at my tendency to go on walk about from food market to food market, for an entire day, buying food items I have no idea how to use, and then discovering what I can use them for. Somebody who could eat Curry for breakfast, and pancakes for dinner. Somebody who could not have an alcoholic drink for months, and then in one afternoon, polish off a bottle of wine for no particular reason at all other than to get "fuzzy" for the moment.

 

I would need somebody who could be like 2 boats on a bay, sailing around each other, waving at each other from a distance, and occassionally, passing close by so that they could tether together, and walk around as a guest on the other's vessel and tell the other skipper personally, "nice boat! Thanks for sharing it with me!".

 

With Skategreen however, kitchen antics would be at an all time high....as would fingerpainting, and beachcombing, talking to strangers, and overtly colorful clothing, and hats- lots of hats - different kinds...

 

And food! At least we would know which of us is "Julia Child" and who is "Betty Crocker"! I cook, I DON'T BAKE! (except Canadian shortbread cookies) :eek:

 

SEEE WYPO? THIS is why I love CES.

 

and in addition to all this....

 

He's got the kids

 

I got the toys

 

Let the Party Begin!

 

Oh Big Wide Cheesey Grins!

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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ToriAllen: Thinks her shit doesn't stink and can't realize that not only it does but it's fucking raunchy. Not good. Next

 

AIG: A good looking girl, but practitioners of ANY religion need not apply. Next

 

Gray_Gal: I prefer my women to be a bit less redneckish. Ugh. Next

 

Tizz: I would if she would promise to end up in a Schiavo the next day.

 

TheJenn: Thought I was still a teen so she can piss off and die. Next.

 

SD87: This would be interesting.....

 

Skategreen: Older girl (mmmm....MILFS.....)and likes to do stupid fun shit......I think we have a winner...

 

Angie: I'd probably end up dropping her out the window of a high rise hotel on our wedding date just to see if she bounces. Probably the only joy that would come out of THAT relationship.

 

Ruse: Another perfect one. After all if you go for young people you can save a FORTUNE when they eat off the kids menu during dinner dates. Too bad I'd probably have to hold off on the naked stuff for about three years.

All bullshit, No Business.
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ToriAllen: Thinks her shit doesn't stink and can't realize that not only it does but it's fucking raunchy. Not good. Next

 

So, you find her shit sexy? You're right. That is not good.

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

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Decision making process

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

Posted
ToriAllen: Thinks her shit doesn't stink and can't realize that not only it does but it's fucking raunchy. Not good. Next

Awe, how sweet. Is somebody still mad about the little idiot boxing incident.

And, for your information, my shit smells like a spring garden. Roses, gardenias, and a hint of jasmine

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted

Let's see:

 

Lethalfind:

Level headed and intelligent! Might be a match!

 

AIG:

I think we'd meld like oil and water. But wow, is she beautiful or what! She'd be my trophy wife until she mowed me down with her AK47 screaming "ALLAH AKHBAR!!!!!"

 

SD87:

Oh, yeah, BABY! She would make an ultra-hot sex SLAVE! I'd make her refer to me as "Gentile Master" and then force her to fuck all my friends!

 

ToriAllen:

Beautiful, Intelligent, and sexy... with a severe case of PMS every 28 days! No way!

 

Vortex:

Well, If I was attracted to men... it would definitely be Vortex, in fact I'd probably start stalking him! Look out, man!

 

tizz:

Too transcential, I'd ask her what she wanted for breakfast and she'd explain the philosophy of zen and how it relates to bacon and eggs... Could't handle it!

 

TheJenn88:

Very demanding, she'd slit my throat for having a small willy.

 

Anna Perenna:

Hot as hell, with no brain! Sounds like love at first sight!

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

Posted
Well, they do say proximity means a lot in a relationship

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

Posted
No no no, see that would be where the problem would lie.... I am The KING and you would be MY Queen, that's how it works. :eek: not that it matters, we're just figureheads, OUR subjects would truly rule (yeah right). :cool: We'll see. :rolleyes:
Can I still smoke dope in the new kingdom?

The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice.

The second amendment provides its teeth.

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AIG:

I think we'd meld like oil and water. But wow, is she beautiful or what! She'd be my trophy wife until she mowed me down with her AK47 screaming "ALLAH AKHBAR!!!!!"

Hey builder, I think you were right

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted
Can I still smoke dope in the new kingdom?

 

put's on Tenacious D cd :cool:

 

The first decree is to legalize marijuana.

The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.

You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,

you're banished from the land!

 

The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,

or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!

 

Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.

From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,

I gotta think about that...

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so, the answer to your question MRIH, yes you can. :cool:

 

 

 

Yes, that would be a big problem. I

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

Posted

This thread cracks me up...

I have to say its been interesting.

NONE of you really would want to be married to me. I would be like a caged animal trying to chew through what was holding me in one place.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Posted
I'm not mad, I just think you're annoying.

LOL. You think my view of your

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted

R & E + Tori Allen:

 

I'm all for you guys role playing as king and queen, but for the love of all that is good in the kingdom, please learn the CORRECT abbreviation of the word "plebeian":

 

It's PLEB.

 

Not Plebe. Or Pleeb.

 

You plebs :p

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted

p.s.

 

To all the very sweet men who have referred to me as "hot", how do you know I am not a seriously obese woman with a skin disease, who posts from jail?

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
p.s.

 

To all the very sweet men who have referred to me as "hot", how do you know I am not a seriously obese woman with a skin disease, who posts from jail?

 

 

well screw me sidways with a hedge trimmer....

 

i was under the impression you were a built tattood shorty with a bald head and a large (AHEM)....

 

i coulda looked over the skin disease.....but the woman part...

 

sorry..your off my list!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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