Aussie bitches and bastards invading WPYO. What say you?

[builder]

I'm the typifical Aussie male.

 

Try and change me.

 

What do you yanks reckon about us Aussies invading and infiltrating?

 

Buggering your gays (Vorty loves me wink ).

 

Infuriating your straights, (MRIH is gonna have me assassinated).

 

Taking sides in religious debates (AIG loves me too).

 

Testing the boundaries of sanity (Tizz loves me).

 

Chatting up all the ladies in chat? (Tori, Skater, Angie, Jenn love me) (I think)

 

Taking on Hugh and CES in wars of words [and losing twice!]. (They don't love me LOL) (respect)

 

Seeing your People's mod, Phreakwars sponsor me?

 

What say you? Anna Perenna is Aussie. BernieC claims to be Ocker too.

 

Remember. I came here with the black eye patch and the cutlass drawn.

 

What happened to that shit?

 

Do Aussies really smell that bad RO? I mean, fish I can handle. But Old Spice?

[builder]

Just to help you decide, here's a fave song of Aussie blokes.

(Ladies note, I'm not chauvanistic at all. No, really )

 

I'm a bloke.

 

To sing this song, you can get the backing track here.

 

I hate the new age guys

I'm a chauvinist

I live on beer and pies

Tried to tell ya

But you look at me like maybe

I'm an angel underneath

Hehe, don't brush my teeth

 

Yesterday I lied

But all me mates gave me a real good alibi

Thanks guys

(No worries, mate)

 

I really went out drinking

I told you I was at work

Don't ask me for commitment

Because it's something I will shirk

 

CHORUS 1:

I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day

I piss up all me pay

Watching footy on T.V.

Just feed me more V.B.

Just pour my beer and get my smokes and

go away

 

Or take me as I am

This may mean you'll have to fetch another can

Rest assured if I start to make you breakfast

I'm going to extremes

But tomorrow I'll get shit-faced

And today won't mean a thing

 

CHORUS 2:

I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo

And me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarette

I dress in flannelette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos

You know you wouldn't want me any other

way

 

When you think you've got me figured out

The season's already changing

(From footy to cricket)

I think it's cool when I act like a tool

And me mates try to shave me

 

Chris Franklin

[TheJenn88]

Chatting up all the ladies in chat? (Tori, Skater, Angie, Jenn love me) (I think)

 

Yeah, yeah. I love you just a lil bit

 

//edit// You lucky duck. That was my 300th post, just for you!

 

//editedit//

Here are some lyrics for you. You remind me of a wacked out and twisted santa.

 

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye

"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

 

The night Santa went crazy

The night Saint Nick went insane

Realized he'd been getting a raw deal

Something finally must've snapped in his brain

 

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet

Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

He got Dancer and Pancer with and old German Luger

And he slashed down Dasher just like Freddy Krueger

Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen

Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

 

The night Santa went crazy

The night Kris Kringle went nuts

Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole

Without stepping in reindeer guts

 

There's the National Guard and the FBI

There's a van from the Eyewitness News

And helicopters circling 'round in the sky

Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising

And everybody

[Lethalfind]

I don't mind people from other countries, its interesting to hear about how the same issues are dealt with in other countries. Unless of course your Muslim, I don't care to hear what you have to say, I don't care about your peoples struggles or how your really peaceful.

I also don't care to read about anyones religion, people who come on here and go on about the Bible or whatever religion, annoy this shit out of me personally. I of course don't presume to speak for everyone, only myself. I have heard it all, its all bullshit. If we wanted religion, would we be on a blog or posibly at church.

I think the sad acts that come on here and talk about religion think they are going to get an extra star in their crown if they can bring one of to God.

lol, how rediculous that sounds when read outloud, but that is what they think.

For anyone from Austrailia, I am curious how your country is coping with some of the same issues that we have in the US.

 

Do you have a problem with sex offenders, are they released to early and do they re-offend? What restrictions are placed on them after release?

 

What is the state of the policitical system there? Do you feel its running well or are changes needed.

 

How has the terrorist attack changed things in your country?

 

In the US I beleive we have a problem with the government playing our Mother, trying to edit things like what I can watch on my own fuckin TV, or what the content of my video games are. Do you have a similar problem?

 

How are smokers treated in Austrailia? Is smoking not allowed in some areas??

 

I'm really curious about your countries response to natural disasters that their citizens suffer. One can only assume it can't be as bad as ours...

[ToriAllen]

Chatting up all the ladies in chat? (Tori, Skater, Angie, Jenn love me) (I think)

You've grown on me.

I guess you can stay...

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Builder, what the hell would you want with a lady?

 

I thought your kind prefered dingos.

 

And as for Aussies smell, I think they smell like a filthy goat's ass

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

Builder, what the hell would you want with a lady?

... or a lady with him?

 

I thought your kind prefered dingos.

yeah, good for food and a poke!

 

And as for Aussies smell, I think they smell like a filthy goat's ass

Nah, it's much worse than a goat's ass. Especially after a roll in the hay with AIG!

[tizz]

I have adored EVERY Aussie I have met in life and many I have met online. I would move there any day (besides, shen he's clean shaven Builder is a cutie!!! And one hell of a twisted poet )

[Anna Perenna]

Remember. I came here with the black eye patch and the cutlass drawn.

 

What happened to that shit?

 

 

Were you trying to be Errol Flynn?

 

And were you ever so slightly inebriated when you wrote this post?

[builder]

Were you trying to be Errol Flynn?

 

And were you ever so slightly inebriated when you wrote this post?

 

Three "pirates" from an Aussie forum came here looking for recruits. Arrggggh, me hearties.

 

And.............Um.................I'm still here.

 

Drunk???? Moi? On a Monday night? yep.

[builder]

I have adored EVERY Aussie I have met in life and many I have met online. I would move there any day (besides, shen he's clean shaven Builder is a cutie!!! And one hell of a twisted poet )

 

Well, thankyou Tizzie.

 

Twisted anytime. Not just the poetry bit.

[builder]

... or a lady with him?!

 

My Ladies? With me? Yes they are.

 

 

... yeah, good for food and a poke! !

 

Hmmm, are we reading the same thread?

 

... Nah, it's much worse than a goat's ass. Especially after a roll in the hay with AIG!

 

You poor jealous little boy. AIG still hates your guts. Get over it.

 

Smoke some more pot, you conservative waste of space.

[builder]

Builder, what the hell would you want with a lady?

 

When you're a bit older, we might explain it to you.

 

I thought your kind prefered dingos.

 

Too hard to catch them suckers. And they are crap at fetching cans and rolling smokes.

 

And as for Aussies smell, I think they smell like a filthy goat's ass

 

Hmm, makes me wonder. Do you go around sniffing goat's arses?

 

Oh, and have you figured out yet that crutchless fishnet stockings are for the legs, not the arms.

[builder]

You've grown on me.

I guess you can stay...

 

Yeah, but have you figured out if I'm a fungi or a fun guy.

[builder]

Yeah, yeah. I love you just a lil bit

 

//edit// You lucky duck. That was my 300th post, just for you!

 

//editedit//

Here are some lyrics for you. You remind me of a wacked out and twisted santa.

 

 

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo (I'm quite sveldt, actually)

 

Something finally must've snapped in his brain (You don't say?)

 

Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen

Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

 

My, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy. (Still am, sometimes...)

 

He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

 

sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

 

Tell ya something finally must've snapped in his brain.

 

Your 300th post? Just for me? I'm flattered.

 

I edited your song, sorry Sweety.

[builder]

Aaah, a post with some meat in it. Good stuff, Lethalfind.

 

I don't mind people from other countries, its interesting to hear about how the same issues are dealt with in other countries. Unless of course your Muslim, I don't care to hear what you have to say, I don't care about your peoples struggles or how your really peaceful.

 

Not Moslem. Raised a Christian. Perpetual cynic these days. Religion is money is marketing is bullshit. The cause of most war.

 

I do back AIG, simply because she is often singled out for group abuse, and the so-called christians who are attacking her are breaking all of their own codes and rules in doing so. Besides, real Aussies don't stand by while blokes are ganging up on single girls/women. That really pisses us blokes off to the max.

 

I also don't care to read about anyones religion, people who come on here and go on about the Bible or whatever religion, annoy this shit out of me personally. I of course don't presume to speak for everyone, only myself. I have heard it all, its all bullshit. If we wanted religion, would we be on a blog or posibly at church.

 

I think that if you want to rant about religion in forums such as this, you have no other material to work with. That makes you a dullard.

 

I think the sad acts that come on here and talk about religion think they are going to get an extra star in their crown if they can bring one of to God.

lol, how rediculous that sounds when read outloud, but that is what they think.

For anyone from Austrailia, I am curious how your country is coping with some of the same issues that we have in the US.

 

The religion issues? Moslems and Christians are doing OK here. There will always be issues to deal with, like when the Moslem girls were not allowed to wear the traditional headdress in school. Clashes of interest, rather than outright hatred. I'm not saying there are no headcases like our MRIH here, but they are frowned upon.

 

Do you have a problem with sex offenders, are they released too early and do they re-offend? What restrictions are placed on them after release?

 

Yes and yes. Paedophilia is global. Our prison system is choked with people serving time for victimless crime, like growing a bit of pot. The paeds seem to get released early, because they require special treatment (isolation and extra guards to protect them). I say throw 'em in the big yard, and let 'em find out how it feels to be overpowered and forced into something. Rough justice. If they make it out alive, they will be scarred for life, just like the kids they fucked over.

 

After release, they are often hounded from one town to the next, not so much by the police, but by the people who spot them and want to burn them alive. We have a national register for paedophiles. Life is not so easy after.

 

What is the state of the policitical system there? Do you feel its running well or are changes needed.

 

Our political system is currently farcical. Every state and territory is governed by the Labour party, and yet our Senate is controlled by a majority of Liberals. Go figure. Oh, and voting is compulsory here, but unfortunately, our "preferential" voting system means you can vote for Joe Blogs, and when Joe sees he is not gonna win, he can pass your vote on to Jennifer Arsewipe, who you detest. I hate that.

 

How has the terrorist attack changed things in your country?

 

Like in your land, our gov has passed some radical "anti-terrorist" laws that are placing dissidents like myself at risk of incarceration without cause. Only "suspicion" can get you locked up, indefinately. Also, our free press is being stultified. One example; A journalist called Andrew Wilke wanted to release a book outlining the lies behind the Iraq debacle, titled "The Axis of Deceipt". It made it through the censors, but when published, it was so poorly edited to hide the truth, that it was almost unreadable. All of Andrew's colleagues had their computers confiscated by ASIO (like the CIA), the hardrives smashed, and returned in pieces. This was televised. Once.

 

In the US I beleive we have a problem with the government playing our Mother, trying to edit things like what I can watch on my own fuckin TV, or what the content of my video games are. Do you have a similar problem?

 

In OZ, if it's not the gov trying to swing shit around us, it's the "snivel libertarians" drumming up support for further restrictions on our access to material or content they are against. Thank fuck for the web.

 

How are smokers treated in Austrailia? Is smoking not allowed in some areas??

 

The controls are slowly creeping in. The funny thing is, if I wanna go play the slots, I can be puffing away on a smoker's machine, and the person right next to me is at a non-smoking machine. Most clubs have sections for both. Most restaurants don't. Beer gardens at pubs are gonna be the new smoker's retreats.

 

I'm really curious about your countries response to natural disasters that their citizens suffer. One can only assume it can't be as bad as ours...

 

We have a volunteer org called SES, or the state emergency service. A very popular independant org that seems to be on the scene within the hour, every time. I always donate to them. Our fire departments are well organised, and our Ambulance service is fine by me. Our police seem more interested in revenue raising, like speeding tickets, seatbelt fines, than actually attending burgularies and other non-revenue raising events.

 

Our response to natural disasters is up there. Darwin got flattened completely in 1974. Within days, everyone that wanted to go, was taken to where they wanted to go. And rather than the gov selecting reconstruction cronies for the contracts, it's a free-for-all, with independant contractors turning up in their droves to make some money on the rebuild.

 

It's not all good. In the flood in Katherine NT in 1998, looters of all types were detected.

 

Hope that helps.

[skategreen]

Yah Builder, We Luv You, and not just cuz ya got such a big fish.

 

We fell in luv with you in 1986 at the premiere of Crocodile Dundee.

 

There's no goin back.

[tizz]

Well, thankyou Tizzie.

 

Twisted anytime. Not just the poetry bit.

 

WOOHOO sounds like fun to me

[Lethalfind]

Thanks for the info Builder, it was very interesting. So it seems the US is not the only with with issues at the time. I hope to visit OZ one day. It sounds like an amazing place.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

When you're a bit older, we might explain it to you.

 

Once again, I thought your kind preferred Dingos (or 20+ year old men if you're a teenybopper girl)

 

 

Too hard to catch them suckers. And they are crap at fetching cans and rolling smokes.

 

Well I'm sure there are plenty of Wombats and koalas around.

 

 

 

Hmm, makes me wonder. Do you go around sniffing goat's arses?

 

Oh, and have you figured out yet that crutchless fishnet stockings are for the legs, not the arms.

 

1. No but I have smelt plenty of Aussies, and it is NOT pleasant

 

2. I don't own any fishnet stockings. I have a shirt that's made of mesh.

[Anna Perenna]

I don't mind people from other countries, its interesting to hear about how the same issues are dealt with in other countries. Unless of course your Muslim, I don't care to hear what you have to say, I don't care about your peoples struggles or how your really peaceful.

I also don't care to read about anyones religion, people who come on here and go on about the Bible or whatever religion, annoy this shit out of me personally. I of course don't presume to speak for everyone, only myself. I have heard it all, its all bullshit. If we wanted religion, would we be on a blog or posibly at church.

I think the sad acts that come on here and talk about religion think they are going to get an extra star in their crown if they can bring one of to God.

 

Wow, thanks for letting us "foreigners" post on this obviously American board. We appreciate it

 

What's your problems with Muslims, by the way? The moderate/secular Muslims actually ARE peaceful, it's only the extremists who deliberately misinterpret the Koran and use it as an excuse to be violent and hateful. And please remember that all religions have extremist factions, not just Islam.

 

However, I agree that all religions are ridiculously anachronistic and inconsisent. People should be good of their own volition - not just because they have a selfish fear of going to 'hell' hanging over their heads.

 

For anyone from Austrailia, I am curious how your country is coping with some of the same issues that we have in the US.

 

1. Do you have a problem with sex offenders, are they released to early and do they re-offend? What restrictions are placed on them after release?

 

2. What is the state of the policitical system there? Do you feel its running well or are changes needed.

 

3. How has the terrorist attack changed things in your country?

 

4. In the US I beleive we have a problem with the government playing our Mother, trying to edit things like what I can watch on my own fuckin TV, or what the content of my video games are. Do you have a similar problem?

 

5. How are smokers treated in Austrailia? Is smoking not allowed in some areas??

 

6. I'm really curious about your countries response to natural disasters that their citizens suffer. One can only assume it can't be as bad as ours...

 

Cool questions.

 

1. Oh yes we do. Especially in NSW (where I live) over the past few years we've had an alarming number of gang rapes, for some reason. Mostly perpetrated by Lebanese gangs, and most recently, some Pakistani brothers. I don't know why this is happening, but I often daydream about learning several martial arts (including practical weapons handling) and putting together a secret squad of people who hide throughout Sydney and wait, then jump out and castrate these evil ugly bastards before they get a chance to shove their disgusting hideous penises into yet another poor unwilling girl.

 

2. It's awful. We've had the same fear mongering, fat cat sucking, smirking asshole making the decisions for the last 10 years. He has driven this country into the ground and ruined pretty much everything that used to make Australia great (we were fair, honest, and happy, and the world seemed to like us). What's worse is, he has openly lied to people and unfortunately most Australians are so fucking stupid and trusting that they BELIEVE it. Especially our poor migrants. They don't understand how full of shit he is. So they vote for him, and then they (and their small business) get fucked over and over and over again. Grargh.

 

3. It has enabled our sneaky lying government to introduce all sorts of creepy new laws (much like your heinous Patriot Act) and shit all over the people, who are of course, scared. It's pretty much exactly what's happening over in the USA, except on a smaller scale.

 

4. Not yet. YET.

 

5. There is no smoking inside public areas, and there are designated smoking areas in pubs. Though, that's not a bad thing. Smoking is gross. I should know, I used to do it myself.

 

6. Unfortunately, we kind of put you to shame there. During Hurricane Tracy up in Darwin, everyone was safely evacuated within the first few days. Also, we were one of the first countries to help out during the Tsunami. Generally, our response is fairly quick. However, I heard that we aren't helping out as much as we could in Pakistan and Kashmir right now, so ... nobody's perfect.

 

Regardless, I'm voting for the Greens in the next election.

 

And you should just vote for Hillary in 2008, eh?

 

While the UN summit was going on New York, filled with world leaders achieving approximately SQUAT, She and Bill were across town holding their own little meeting, wherein they managed to secure so much pledge money - and they aren't even running the country (yet).

 

So, if she shows that much dedication now, I don't think she'll do anything to make you ashamed later on.

 

Sorry about the plug, though. I couldn't resist.

[ToriAllen]

Yeah, but have you figured out if I'm a fungi or a fun guy.

Not yet, but at the moment I'm leaning toward fun guy.

Cute play on words...

[builder]

Not yet, but at the moment I'm leaning toward fun guy.

Cute play on words...

 

I thought that one was as old as the hills, Tori.

 

[builder]

Yah Builder, We Luv You, and not just cuz ya got such a big fish..

 

Yeah, I only really appreciate just how big it is, when I have to clean it.

 

We fell in luv with you in 1986 at the premiere of Crocodile Dundee.

 

There's no goin back.

 

And my best line in that pic was?

 

"Oh, you can eat it, but it tastes like shit." To Linda re the bush tucker.

 

I like your new avvie, skater, but I was gunna suggest another.

 

http://www.linuxgraphic.org/albums/album51/skater_320x320.jpg

[TWorld PoliceA]

6. Unfortunately, we kind of put you to shame there. During Hurricane Tracy up in Darwin, everyone was safely evacuated within the first few days. Also, we were one of the first countries to help out during the Tsunami. Generally, our response is fairly quick. However, I heard that we aren't helping out as much as we could in Pakistan and Kashmir right now, so ... nobody's perfect.

 

Did Hurricane Tracy flatten an area the size of Great Britain? Most of all, were there 1.5 million blacks in Darwin? Most people with sense left before Hurricane Katrina hit! Most dont rely on the Government here, except for some who thinks Government should spoon feed you from cradle to grave! People dont need Government and the less Government a Country has the better off they are! I dont agree with Bush on everything and he has too big of a Government for my liking, hell we might as well have a fucking Democrat! We dont have enough parties in the USA, pretty much just 2, I wish the libertarian Party had a chance of winning.

 

While the UN summit was going on New York, filled with world leaders achieving approximately SQUAT, She and Bill were across town holding their own little meeting, wherein they managed to secure so much pledge money - and they aren't even running the country (yet).

 

So, if she shows that much dedication now, I don't think she'll do anything to make you ashamed later on.

 

Like Bill Clinton? Didnt Bill Clinton bomb every Country in the Middle East in his 8 years? I hope the Clintons never win the White House again!!!!!!!