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Initiation Rites for GF.

 

There seems to be some confusion about just how to welcome newbies to GF.

 

Mostly between Tori and Phreakwars, now that CES is on vacation.

 

I just want to know, from the viewpoint of others in the sponsor list, just how do we go about the process of induction, indocrination, and welcoming of newbies? What is the best course of action, dependant on your own set of values regarding GF?

 

Tear them a new rectum? Cautiously welcome them, and see what happens? Give them enough rope, and see if they'll hang themselves. I dunno.

 

Phreak seems to have the upper hand in this matter, and others tend to follow phreak's lead.

 

Cast your vote, and add your comments for other's perusal, please.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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That's an interesting question. I think we should handle each person individually. some will respond better to complete crushing, some will respond better to the box, some will respond better to being accepted as they are!.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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I'm actually pretty calculated on how I treat people, you'll find the ones I treat like shit the most are the ones who want the most attention.

 

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It's pretty funny to watch. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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I think being nice till they deserve a good bitch slap is the way to go. Basically as always, give what ya get and vice versa

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I welcome them all the same way basically, until they become straight up stupid, then it is time to bore into their minds.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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i tend to go different routes from thread to thread. I havent really done much in the welcome new members thread because i got tired of seeing someone post something like this;

 

"HI! im new and really pissed off"!

 

everyone says hi welcome to wypo, or go fuckyourselves blah blah blah. Then you never hear from them again. Like they registered just to watch themselves say hi.

 

so if they push one of my buttons that gets me all riled up then pretty much i jab them every where they go. Till i start agree with something they say. Which tends to happen alot with me. (a fact i dont like much)

 

depends on the individual in my book. A moron should get beaten because I dont like the fact that they are breathing my air. The good posters should get encouragement. The attention whores should get flamed.

 

 

I think i get some change back from my 2 cents...

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-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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I think the method at hand works quite well.

It depends how they come one the board.

 

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"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I agree with the status quo, in that, each new member should be handled on a case by case basis. I try to be nice, but my hands won't let me. They're evil!

 

In all seriousness, if we encourage those that show promise there would be a little more activity in every thread. Those that just post once or thrice and have little or nothing to add, destroy them.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I agree with the status quo, in that, each new member should be handled on a case by case basis. I try to be nice, but my hands won't let me. They're evil!

 

In all seriousness, if we encourage those that show promise there would be a little more activity in every thread. Those that just post once or thrice and have little or nothing to add, destroy them.

 

Yeah, yeah. Blame the hands.

 

The funny thing is, those that have stuck around, far as I've noticed, are the people haven't made the "hey look, I'm new! Welcome me!" post, and then made a big deal of it. Hmm..

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Yeah, yeah. Blame the hands.

 

The funny thing is, those that have stuck around, far as I've noticed, are the people haven't made the "hey look, I'm new! Welcome me!" post, and then made a big deal of it. Hmm..

 

 

nancy drew, lets go to the mystery van and feed scoob some scooby snacks and say jeenkies a couple of times and im sure we shall solve it!

 

 

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-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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nancy drew, lets go to the mystery van and feed scoob some scooby snacks and say jeenkies a couple of times and im sure we shall solve it!

 

 

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C'Mere, and lemme give ya a big old kiss for this one.

 

Made me smile!

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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I say if you keep farting in their general direction one of two three things happen..

1 They run away as they are simply cowards afraid of what is natural to us humans

2 They cover their nose and tell ya to see a doctor (we keep those)

3. If they stay in the room giggling like school girls, inhaling every fumes, they are but ass kissers and who needs them

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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When Vortie farts it smells like Vaseline. :D
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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When Vortie farts it smells like Vaseline. :D

How would you know? :eek:

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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R.O. told me :p
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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cept it couldnt have been RO that told you that...we always used butter flavored Pam.....

 

 

LMAO. > 10 <

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

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I am never good with slang and symbols and all that shit...so wtf is the deal with this 10 shit? What does it mean?

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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I am never good with slang and symbols and all that shit...so wtf is the deal with this 10 shit? What does it mean?

 

It basically means that you agree totally with the poster preceding yours, but you have nothing to add, that hasn't already been said.

 

Kinda like a high five without hand contact. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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cept it couldnt have been RO that told you that...we always used butter flavored Pam.....

Damn, Vortie, Emeril would be proud of you guys! :p

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"

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