snafu Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 "The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country. Fellow-citizens, we cannot escape history. No personal significance or insignificance can spare one or another of us. The fiery trial through which we pass will light us down in honor or dishonor to the latest generation. We say we are for the Union. The world will not forget that we say this. We, even we here, hold the power and bear the responsibility. In giving freedom to the slave we assure freedom to the free - honorable alike in what we give and what we preserve. We shall nobly save or meanly lose the last best hope of earth." -- Abraham Lincoln Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
eddo Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 "OWWW!! MY FUCKING HEAD!!!!" -John F. Kennedy Quote I'm trusted by more women.
eddo Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 "mmmrfgrhfnnnrellreee!!" -Helen Keller 1 Quote I'm trusted by more women.
snafu Posted April 15, 2007 Author Posted April 15, 2007 "mmmrfgrhfnnnrellreee!!" -Helen Keller I just can't get passed this one. :D Laugh my ass off. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Outlaw2747 Posted April 16, 2007 Posted April 16, 2007 "When the whippoorwill, whippers in the wind, the wind can whipper back. OH NICE AND CHUBBY BABY!" - clown from Animaniacs FRUENLAVEN!!!! Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
snafu Posted April 17, 2007 Author Posted April 17, 2007 It's a bird? No it's a plane? No it's.... a shit....... ~Qaed Salim Sinan al-Harethi~ Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Outlaw2747 Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 "I don't know, but it smells like baked ass." - Morgan from The Marine Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
snafu Posted April 25, 2007 Author Posted April 25, 2007 The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted April 25, 2007 Author Posted April 25, 2007 The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted April 26, 2007 Author Posted April 26, 2007 'At the bottom of this mine, lies one Hell of a man, Big John' Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted April 29, 2007 Posted April 29, 2007 All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost. -JRR Tolkien Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted April 30, 2007 Author Posted April 30, 2007 "If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til ya do suck seed!" - Curly Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted May 1, 2007 Author Posted May 1, 2007 Del: You play with your balls a lot. Neal: I do NOT play with my balls. Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour! Neal: Are you trying to start a fight? Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot. Neal: You know what'd make me happy? Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers? - Planes, Trains and Autombiles Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! - Planes, Trains and Autombiles Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. -Plato Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 That is one of my favorite's "If I accept reality, I lose my dreams.. I would rather be mad then spend one more day in reality, for reality is littered with the mindless corpses of the sane" -Unknown- . . . For you, Nazz... “All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renenwed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.” - JRR Tolkien Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
eddo Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. " - Socrates "It was always: 'Socrates, what is truth? Socrates, what is the nature of the good? Socrates, what should I order? Socrates, what are you having?' And not once did anyone ever say: 'Socrates, hemlock is poison!'" -Socrates (sorta) Quote I'm trusted by more women.
snafu Posted May 2, 2007 Author Posted May 2, 2007 Cause we'll put a boot in your ass! It's the American way.. Brought to you courtesy of the red, white and blue.... -Toby Keith Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted May 3, 2007 Author Posted May 3, 2007 I don't want a pickle Just want to ride on my motorsickle -Arlo Guthrie Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
jokersarewild Posted May 4, 2007 Posted May 4, 2007 "Socrates was a nay-saying loser." - Nazznegg "The object of war isn't to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his!" - General George S. Patton "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. " - Douglas MacArthur. "Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." - Napoleon Bonaparte Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
snafu Posted May 4, 2007 Author Posted May 4, 2007 I don't want a pickle Just want to ride on my motorsickle -Arlo Guthrie - . And you with your hokie-dokie quotes of wizdom.... how about something worth repeating . . Ummm... Yeah I don't want a pickle Just want to ride on my motorsickle -Arlo Guthrie Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
eddo Posted May 4, 2007 Posted May 4, 2007 Here's one for Nazz: (typed in Nazz-ese so he can understand it) I don't want a corn-dipped pickle Just want to ride on my motorsickle -Arlo Guthrie Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Gretchen Wilson is a cunt. - Dwight Yoakam. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
hugo Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution ... or have failed their purpose ... or that impose on the people an unwarranted financial burden. I will not attempt to discover whether legislation is 'needed' before I have first determined whether it is constitutionally permissible. And if I should be attacked for neglecting my constituents' 'interests,' I shall reply that I was informed that their main interest is liberty, and in that cause I am doing the very best I can." Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
RoyalOrleans Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution ... or have failed their purpose ... or that impose on the people an unwarranted financial burden. I will not attempt to discover whether legislation is 'needed' before I have first determined whether it is constitutionally permissible. And if I should be attacked for neglecting my constituents' 'interests,' I shall reply that I was informed that their main interest is liberty, and in that cause I am doing the very best I can." Barry Goldwater is a giant among ants. "Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money --- only for wanting to keep your own money." - Joseph Sobran Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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