Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 You've heard the story... http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002568970_webhorse18.html WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! But have you seen the video? OH MY FUCKING GOD! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING!!!! NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART! NOT FOR AT WORK OR AROUND CHILDREN. THIS IS SICK SHIT! http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=3468 Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
phreakwars Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 C.E.S., you nasty bastard. 10 . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Humchuckninny Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 So, how does one "stumble" upon these videos? Quote
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 21, 2005 Author Posted October 21, 2005 So, how does one "stumble" upon these videos? Your underhanded attempt at an insult is pathetic and unwarranted. It was rather simple in effect. I was reading the news story at http://www.rotten.com, shaking my head in disbelief, and clicked what I thought was a hyperlink to an additional story and up came the video. For the record, I think it is sick, and disgusting. Although, I now feel that human beings are capable of virtually anything at all...anything. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
builder Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 And the warts on that dickhead's scrotum tell the story. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Lethalfind Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 Too bad for the guy getting banged by the horse that the horse was soo quick to come... How do people get so messed up?? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Lethalfind Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 first let me say that I choose to click on the link knowing what was there... the image is BURNED in my mind and making me sick to my stomach. A friend sent a video of a woman blowing a horse, it showed the horse coming in her mouth and all over her face...I don't open email from that person anymore... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
manicmonday Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 I honestly opened it up thinking it would be a gross cartoon of some such. Nope. Now I am just grossed out and know I have yet another reason to be grossed out by sex now. WTH makes a human being say to himself, I think I'll be fucked by a horse today?? Therepy, that's all that needs to be said. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
builder Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 I honestly opened it up thinking it would be a gross cartoon of some such. Nope. Now I am just grossed out and know I have yet another reason to be grossed out by sex now. WTH makes a human being say to himself, I think I'll be fucked by a horse today?? Therepy, that's all that needs to be said. Masochism is a state of mind. Like I said, the warts all over that loser's ball sack point to the fact that he'll let anything fuck him. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
RoyalOrleans Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Wow... Now I know how those poor women I sleep with feel. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted October 22, 2005 Posted October 22, 2005 Masochism is a state of mind. Like I said, the warts all over that loser's ball sack point to the fact that he'll let anything fuck him. I wondered what those were, it sort of looked like an udder rather then his balls, I guess I was in the farm state of mind given the type of surroundings. Thank god its fading from my memory... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 25, 2005 Author Posted October 25, 2005 Oh hell, I started this shit, so here goes... Builder, they are not warts! The bumps you see on the man's testicles, are uniform and identical and are the ends of hypodermic needles sticking out of the skin. It's called playpiercing. It's still nasty. http://www.bmezine.com/ritual/A51021/high/bmepb149727.jpg Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Pinky Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 That's some fukked up shit. On the bright side, the guy did remove himself from the gene pool. Darwin strikes again! Quote
Outlaw2747 Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 That's some fukked up shit. On the bright side, the guy did remove himself from the gene pool. Darwin strikes again! Are you a fan of the Darwin Awards? Man I love that series! Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Lethalfind Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 Oh hell, I started this shit, so here goes... Builder, they are not warts! The bumps you see on the man's testicles, are uniform and identical and are the ends of hypodermic needles sticking out of the skin. It's called playpiercing. It's still nasty. http://www.bmezine.com/ritual/A51021/high/bmepb149727.jpg I saw the picture but I need clarification, those little plastic things were hanging off his scrotum?? I assume they do this because it feels good to have needles put in your scrotum? Please excuse my ignorance on this topic. Funny, none of the men I have ever been with asked me to stick needles in their balls. Thank fuck for that. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 25, 2005 Author Posted October 25, 2005 Hell, I don't write these stupid stories, I only relay them. I can't imagine that sticking needles in my scrotum and/or testicles would ever feel good. No thanks. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Pinky Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 Are you a fan of the Darwin Awards? Man I love that series! The Darwin Awards are indeed always good for a laugh. Five bucks says this guy will be a contender for the 2005/06 title. Quote
snafu Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 Wow... Now I know how those poor women I sleep with feel. Well at least make some noise before you saddle up there SeaBiscut. give em a fighting change for God's sake! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Lethalfind Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 It took me a couple of days to get that image out of my mind...but its been hilarious ever since. I laugh until I cry over the Darwin awards. I think this has to be the best story I have heard yet. The one I liked before was a man pissing down on power lines and the electricity traveling up stream and killing him. Him being found electricuted with his pants around his ankles, with no doubt a smoking penis is just too funny of an image... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
snafu Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 Holy butt fuck Batman! I Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 And that one goof just stood there and let him get it up the ass from a horse. WHY!? Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Well at least make some noise before you saddle up there SeaBiscut. give em a fighting change for God's sake! Why should I? The last one lied about how many beers I had in the fridge. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
phreakwars Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 The 2004 winner: THE WINNER!!!: [Arkansas Democrat Gazette]: Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog gigging trip on an overcast Sunday night when Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck??? (Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole DID, in fact, effectively remove himself from the gene pool.) . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Lethalfind Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 "shot his balls off"...I'm laughing my ass off Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 The 2004 winner: THE WINNER!!!: [Arkansas Democrat Gazette]: Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog gigging trip on an overcast Sunday night when Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck??? (Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole DID, in fact, effectively remove himself from the gene pool.) . . Phreak, This may make for a funny yarn, but it is fiction. It is impossible for a bullet to build up any momentum without a barrel to propel through. The casing may have exploded, but the projectile would do NOTHING. This is basic physics, maybe tizz could enlighten us on how wrong I am. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
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